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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    “Dave?” Hal says.
    Snake pauses. “Yeah.”
    Before proposing the idea, Hal leans forward and puts his hands on Snake’s knees, staring up at him.
    “I was kind of thinking we could switch positions tonight,” Hal admits. “Could we also try that one thing?”

    As thanks, Hal decides he wants to switch roles this Valentine’s season, and Snake obliges.

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    09 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    How is Skwisgaar supposed to react when Toki gets a girlfriend who looks exactly like him?! Is he supposed to be happy for him?! Hell no! That's his rhythm guitarist. Sue him for being petty or clingy, but he knows damn well that he wasn't going to have some random jackoff take Toki's eyes off of him.

    Alternative Title: What if Girlfriendklok was centered around Toki dating Skwisgaar's female doppelganger and the consequences that followed such a bold move INSTEAD of Nathan and his girlfriend problems?

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    27 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    Otacon sighed when he heard the door shut. He looked down at Snake, who was glaring up at him. He looked . . . nervous? Otacon took his hand off his mouth and panicked again when he frowned at him.

    “Can you get off me now?” Snake snapped at him.

    “Yes! Right, sorry about that,” Otacon said in a rush. “Did I hurt you?”

    “No, it’s just . . . where your leg was.”

    Otacon, confused, turned his flashlight back on and looked down to see that Snake was hard. He did remember having his knee placed between Snake’s legs, but he didn’t think it was that close to his groin. Oops.

    “Oh,” Otacon said softly.

    Snake grimaced. “Yeah.”

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    08 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    Before Hal met Dave, the gruff soldier had been a virgin. His only sexual experience was frantic, furtive self-ministrations, some of which Hal had been “accidentally” privy to via nanocommunication (which only made the heat that rushed to his groin when he called Dave that much more unbearable, the crawling-out-of-your-skin kind of desire, inspired only by his damn dirty voice!).

    Hal and Dave in a hotel room after a disastrous date. Otacon is top because WHO gets laid constantly in canon? Otacon. And WHO is all talk and no game? Snake.
    Might come back and touch it up later because it's a little rough.

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    05 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    A little collection of my Pearl Jam and Soundgarden fanarts.
    For the faint of heart, as everything in here is SFW!

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    03 Jun 2026