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The room is too bright.
It’s quaint, in a nauseating sort of way. Polished floors glint from the gleaming honeycomb chandeliers overhead, make him squint. A few vases sprinkled here and there, filling the room with a sickeningly sweet scent – even a waffle-cone headrest framing the silken sheets of a neatly-tucked bed. Outside, the golden sun gleams, the gentle rays of light spilling past curtains that waver in the afternoon breeze.
It's meant to be beautiful. Luxurious. Welcoming.
With one sweep of his cane, Shadow Milk tears it apart.
[[ Completed ]]
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- Part 1 of Jamma Jambound's SDVN works
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12 Jul 2025
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But perhaps, you think, stirring your suddenly stilled feet into action, this is an opportunity. You have spoken many times to your group about the problematic nature of your Alternian counterpart’s methods. Surely, therefore, it behooves you to take the time, not just to attempt to analyze and deconstruct his words in absentia, but to actually call out the source of the toxic rhetoric in person. In fact, you have often mused about what you would say to him, how you would demonstrate to him his misconceptions and contradictorily kyriarchy-reinforcing methodology. You had not anticipated the reality of the situation coming upon you so suddenly, but, you suppose, no time like the present. Especially since he’s spotted you. So you remind yourself that while your own unexamined societally-instilled reactions may raise their metaphorical heads at unfortunate times, it’s important not to let your acknowledgement of them prevent you from educating others on the important issues, and walk towards him.
In Which Kankri Vantas, Social Justice Activist Extraordinaire, engages in dialogue with his other-universe counterpart.
It's surprisingly productive.
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07 Jan 2025
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Ciaphas Cain just intended to spend time partying with the local elite to make his lifetime posting managing a bunch of PDF on a backwater world like Slawkenberg more comfortable. Now his face is on the flag of rebellion across the system, he has an enamoured Daemon Princess stalking him from the Warp, and the lunatics are looking to HIM for leadership …
TV Tropes page : https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/CiaphasCainWarmasterOfChaos- Language:
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27 Oct 2024
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tomorrow isn't always another day by suitablyskippy for warfare
Fandoms: モブサイコ100 | Mob Psycho 100
25 Dec 2016
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It’s like Reigen’s been waiting for the question. He stops dead on the pavement, grips Mob by the shoulders, and stares down into his eyes with an expression as haunted as though every ghost the pair of them has ever exorcised has taken up residence behind it. “Mob,” he says. “Mob,” he says again. “Tell me, Mob. Look at me and tell me. Tell me truthfully. Do I look cursed to you?”
Mob looks at him, and tells him truthfully. “No.”
“Well, you didn’t look very long,” says Reigen. “Let’s just stand here for a moment, like so, and you can have another look, a nice long look, and really think about it...”
(There's nothing strange about being called back to exorcise the same haunted photocopier six days in a row. It must just be a very haunted photocopier.)
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- 18,072
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23 Oct 2024
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homeroom (or, if we're not recruited in 15 minutes, we're legally allowed to leave) by Schistosity
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
12 May 2020
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In which Byleth leads the Blue Lions and attempts a full recruitment run. Meanwhile, in the classroom next door, a war is (possibly) averted via the power of boredom, being left behind, and general tomfoolery.
Or, in the wake of a story that is no longer theirs, the final remnants of the Deer collide with the last dregs of the Eagles and (maybe) change history.
- Language:
- English
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- 9,960
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- 1/1
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- 111
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19 Aug 2024
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for want of jared, nineteen by Schistosity
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
27 May 2020
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“Can you read?”
Sothis tumbled to the floor, grabbing at Byleth’s coat with tight fists. We have been had, child! Code yellow! Swerve! Swerve!
The words fell from Byleth’s lips without hesitation.
“I don’t know. Can you write?”~
Byleth can’t read, Sothis can, and the Garreg Mach student body tries to see how far their newest professor is willing to push her luck.
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- 8,463
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19 Aug 2024
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my fellow passerine by Schistosity
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
16 Jun 2020
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Then the Alliance delegation shows up, and their offering strolls through the gates of the monastery like he already owns the place.
A reminder, for those who need it: Cyril is not an idiot. He has good eyes and he uses them.
An observation, for those who want it: The Golden Deer house leader is Almyran.
~
Cyril knows a lot more than he lets on, Claude is far less covert than he thinks he is, and messing with the guy your parents told you was a possibly-unkillable demon-prince isn’t usually supposed to earn you a lasting friendship but hey… life is already pretty damn weird.
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- English
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- 15,600
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- 2/2
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- 210
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19 Aug 2024
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An Eagle Among Lions by AMX004_Qubeley
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
21 Jan 2023
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The morning after her and Byleth's wedding, Emperor Edelgard von Hresvelg wakes up in her old bedroom in Garreg Mach to discover that she has brown hair, only one Crest, ten happy and healthy brothers and sisters, and a bad habit of sleeping through her professor's lectures. Hubert is unusually cheerful, Byleth teaches the Blue Lions, and nobody has heard of the Flame Emperor. Instead, a figure known as the Hurricane King and his sinister cohort the Death Knight stalk the monastery.
No sooner has Edelgard sought out this new world's Byleth than she finds herself standing in the eye of a storm of continent-spanning conspiracies centered on a young man with snow-white hair — one that will engulf Garreg Mach, the Holy Kingdom of Faerghus, the Adrestian Empire, and Edelgard's own family as it carries the roaring winds of war across Fodlan. A threat from a past so ancient it predates even Fodlan's oldest and murkiest myths is stirring, threatening to tear time itself asunder — and it may be her only way back home.
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- English
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- 88/88
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18 Aug 2024
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A Road Less Travelled by Pureauthor
Fandoms: Fire Emblem Echoes: Mou Hitori no Eiyuu Ou | Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia, Fire Emblem Series
30 May 2018
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Alm leaves Ram to lead the Deliverance, leaving Faye behind. When Celica shows up unexpectedly on the doorstep of their sleepy village, Faye takes a chance and decides to travel with the girl she remembers from so many years ago. What will she learn about Valentia, the gods above them, and most importantly, herself?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 118,406
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Comments:
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- 561
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- 139
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- 18,775
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15 Jul 2024
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Peaks and Valleys Adjacent by clefairytea
Fandom Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions, Pocket Monsters: Sword & Shield | Pokemon Sword & Shield Versions
05 Mar 2023
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Might not be 4000% consistent with each other, but generally set in the same world! Playing fast and loose with my own fanon of an already kind of vague and inconsistent canon. It's freeform jazz, baby.
- Words:
- 125,875
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- 10
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- 776
Bookmarked by NormalHumanBean
18 Sep 2023
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moon's son, sun's daughter by reedroad
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
07 Sep 2019
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Edelgard and Claude are kidnapped, and they must trust each other to escape.
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- Language:
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- 63,900
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 113
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- 1,112
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25 Jan 2023
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Where Johnny goes, the Devil follows; where Johnny goes, the Devil is already there.
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- Language:
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- 32,602
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 4
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16 Mar 2022
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A cat’s place is on the roof, a bird’s place is in the trees by Inkonstantin
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
26 Mar 2019
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Chapter 1: Happiness was supposed to be something that only happened to other people.
(An AU in which Hayato is an actual kid, instead of a creepy plot-convenience device, which results in absolutely no Justice being enacted whatsoever but Happiness reigning supreme.)
[Or: In which I make a fucking serial killer fucking cute and it fucking works.]
Chapter 2: Jotaro makes a new friend.
Who turns out to have once been an enemy, but it’s funny how drastically some things can change.
[Or: In which Justice gets screwed over yet again, and people who suck at friendship somehow end up with friends.]
Chapter 3: In which there are confusing moral/philosophical dilemmas and Josuke watches (and helps) his friends move on from Yoshikage Kira.
Chapter 4: Jotaro visits his wife and daughter, a little bit changed for having become friends with Kosaku Kawajiri.
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- Part 5 of If I had to describe the color of your eyes, I'd call them a magnificent shade of pain (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure fics with a heavy focus on character psychology)
- Part 1 of Bizarre days in the Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town of Morioh
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- English
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- 108,743
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Comments:
- 76
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- 1,053
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31 Dec 2021
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Mondo Oowada gives a practical lesson on the differences between 'I killed', 'I ended up killing', and 'I tried to kill but failed miserably'.
It is, unsurprisingly, a rather unpleasant experience for everyone involved.
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- 1/1
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- 38
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04 Nov 2021
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From the Ashes by Arcawolf
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Super Dangan Ronpa 2, Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
06 Feb 2022
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How do you move forward when the world's ended?
How do you pick up the pieces of a broken soul?
A tree, once it crumbles to ash, will never again be a tree.
(But sometimes, in the ashes, there is a seed. And with enough patience and enough care,
Does it really matter if it doesn't grow into the exact same tree?)Sequel to The Lion's Den
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- Part 2 of The Lion's Den
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 345,610
- Chapters:
- 101/101
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- 5,183
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- 2,688
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- 284
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- 137,096
Bookmarked by NormalHumanBean
24 Feb 2021
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Futaba decides to take Comiket by storm or die trying. Yusuke just wants it in writing that he's going to be paid for this.
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- English
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- 62,673
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Comments:
- 746
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- 4,381
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Bookmarked by NormalHumanBean
06 Jul 2020
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An Adrestian Tail by AMX004_Qubeley
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
12 Nov 2020
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Edelgard is going to conquer her fear of rats, even if it kills her.
And thanks to a mysterious foe with an axe to grind against the young heir to the Adrestian Empire, an exotic poison perfect for "making people disappear," and Garreg Mach Monastery's exponentially growing rodent problem, it just might.
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- Part 1 of The Mice-Adventures of Mousegard
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 302,633
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 452
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- 501
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- 136
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- 24,106
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15 Apr 2020
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Yesterday Upon The Stair by PitViperOfDoom
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Oct 2019
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Midoriya Izuku has always been written off as weird. As if it's not bad enough to be the quirkless weakling, he has to be the weird quirkless weakling on top of it.
But truthfully, the "weird" part is the only part that's accurate. He's determined not to be a weakling, and in spite of what it says on paper, he's not actually quirkless. Even before meeting All-Might and taking on the power of One For All, Izuku isn't quirkless.
Not that anyone would believe it if he told them.
(This story now has a TV Tropes page!)
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- Part 1 of Deku Sees Dead People
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 424,070
- Chapters:
- 60/60
- Comments:
- 25,730
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- 101,287
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- 24,680
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- 3,828,400
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07 Apr 2020
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And Another One Bites the Dust by Origamidragons for Museflight
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
15 Jan 2019
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In which quirks are mistaken for Stands, Stands are mistaken for quirks, and weird hand-related complexes are in abundance.
Or: Tomura Shigaraki and Yoshikage Kira switch places. They have fun. Nobody else does.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,910
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 4
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- 91
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- 2,251
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- 535
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- 23,240
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29 Feb 2020
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he's bad news but i'm no better by simkjrs
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
24 Feb 2020
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It’s almost worse, Jotaro thinks, that Kakyoin actually means it. Kakyoin really literally actually wants to go on a roadtrip vacation to tour and sightsee with the guy he tried to assassinate and who then proceeded to beat him unconscious.
What the fuck is wrong with this guy.
Jotaro Kujo’s no good, very bad road trip tohellDio’s mansion with Evil Kakyoin.Or, the one where Kakyoin arrives to kill Jotaro before Joseph and Avdol can arrive to explain things, confusion ensues, and Kakyoin and Jotaro make their merry way to Egypt before anyone can figure out what’s happening at all.
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Now with a Chinese translation. Thank you sennhang!
- Language:
- English
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- 80,629
- Chapters:
- 6/8
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- 941
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Bookmarked by NormalHumanBean
29 Feb 2020