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  1. Public Bookmark 91

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    “You should’ve listened to me. I was keeping you safe,” Verity stated, so very matter-of-factly. Mob concedes, he was curious and didn’t keep Verity’s warning in high regard, but it was also an equal part accident, he swears! Verity’s face was mere inches away. Mob can feel the warmth of his breath. Is this how he was going to die? Oh my God is Verity going to eat him? Does he even respawn if he’s eaten?

    Wait. He’s looking to the side. Why? Oh, please no. Verity’s attention was drifting downwards. Mob squeezed his legs together to try to hide the evidence.

    Down, boy.

    At least let him die with some dignity. Please, please, please, don’t notice…

    Verity's grin deepened, the serrated edges of his mouth crinkling. Fuck. "You freak, you really do get off to this. I thought I was mistaken. Why, I would’ve saved a lot of effort convincing you to listen to me," he chuckled, tapping a sharpened claw against the hem of his pants.

    The time Verity breaks into Mob's outlook ends a little differently than expected.

    (AKA: Mob gets off on being scared. Verity notices. They freak it.)

    Originally a one-shot, currently extending.

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    01 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 69

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    When the prince was born, the stars foretold two fates; one of glory, and another of great love. The kingdom rejoiced, and he was revered as a national treasure - a saint, a ruler, a hero. First born of the King and Queen of the Farland Empire, Prince Wemmbu was expected to take over the empire the day he came into the world.

    Flame was born silent. Dead. He was born a mere fraction of the man he’d become in his later years, because Flame was born in a burning house. He didn’t cry, even as everything around him collapsed and burst into hot fire. Perhaps that was why Flame had almost lost his life the day he gained it.

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    An Imperial Fire Royalty AU, where Wemmbu is a mortal prince, and Flame is his immortal knight

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    22 Jun 2026

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    I ADORE THIS FIC SO MUCB

  3. Public Bookmark 43

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    The last thing Clown expected to happen during the fight was for his mask to break. He won, but at the cost of losing his most valuable and necessary part of his armor, leaving his face completely exposed and vulnerable. Unable to make it home by himself, he realizes he has to ask someone for help, and therefore reveal his face to someone before he was ready for it. There was only one person he trusted enough to see him like this, and even then, he wasn't necessarily ready for it.

    Luckily, Branzy manages to surprise him, and suddenly this situation is going a whole lot differently than Clown initially thought it would. Maybe Clown was more willing to be open with Branzy than he initially thought he was.

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    OR: Clown face reveal fic, featuring a lot of emotions

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Im so sick i want to puke. These gays are wayy too happy for my liking >:(
    [Best clownzy fanfic this week]

  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    Obsessive compulsive disorder, persistent, intrusive, and unwanted thoughts, urges, or images performed to reduce anxiety.

     

    Compulsive research, compulsive staring, compulsive routines involving pleasure at the thought of a certain someone.

     
    Fuck.

     

    When had it started? the repetitive need to have someone, to do something to that someone? Claim, that someone?

     

    This is bad, really fucking bad.

     

    He is obsessed with ParrotX2.


    Or in short: LettuceK over his time in corrupt city realises he is in love with Parrot, is unhealthily obsessive over him, then he kidnaps him a year later, and forces Parrot to be with him. But Parrot isn’t having it.

    I’m bad at summaries sorry.

    READ THE TAGS PLS IM BEGGING. If anyone sends hate it’s lowk understandable I’d hate on me too.

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    20 May 2026

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    WOAH HELLO SO GOOD?

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    “Bad dream?” Saparata guesses.

    Fluixon shrugs. That usually means you’re right about something. Saps doesn’t pester him further, only nods simply. He knows Flux well enough.

    “Okay. I’ll be here if you wanna tell me about it.”

     

    or: Flux has a nightmare. Saps wakes him up and they talk about it.

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    04 May 2026

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    YEEEEEEES I JUST HIT A JACKPOOOOOT