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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    Christophe and his mom were only in rural England on what was supposed to be a simple assassination job: kill the only son of some noble upper-class family. The assignment had to do with some seemingly petty conflict up north he was neither aware of nor cared about. What Christophe hadn't anticipated, however, was that he would be utterly charmed by his very target; a certain Gregory of Yardale.

    Years later, Gregory is living in the backwater American town of South Park, Colorado, and war has been declared on Canada. Upon joining a small, barely competent resistance group, he realizes they'll need all the help they can get and decides to call upon an old...friend? Acquaintance? Gregory hasn't a clue how to define their relationship, but while stuck working together in the weeks leading up to the planned execution of Terrance and Phillip, the two begin to grow much closer than either of them would like to admit.

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    25 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    Over twenty years have passed since La Resistance, and Gregory and Christophe have unfortunately found themselves back in South Park on business.

    Their target? Eric Cartman, now a serial killer targeting women and gay men. Gregory's plan? For him and Christophe to make themselves targets. How?

    Pretending to date, of course.

    Note: This was originally published on ff.net way back in 2014. I have rewritten and reworked it since.

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    21 Mar 2026

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    Tweek loves the Tuckers. They offer a warm, wholesome family environment that his own parents seem incapable of providing. Best of all, they produced Craig who Tweek is certain is probably the best person in the world.

    But when the Tucker family receive news of a treasured loved one passing away, Tweek finds his role as an honourary part of the family testing both his limits, and his views of the world around him.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    “Aren’t you cold?” Jean asks dumbfounded.

    “Nope," Venti says cheerfully. “I’ve never been warmer, actually!” He laughs, bells on Sunday mornings. “I forgot how it feels to have this much power. Don’t tell Master Diluc, but this might be even better than wine.”

    Jean peers past him at the blizzard engulfing the city, drowning out even the angered roars of the monsters outside. “…What’s with the snow?”

    “Yeah. About that…”


    The Abyssal war at its most critical point, Barbatos is forced to gather more energy and therefore stops controlling the mild climate of Mondstadt. This leads to a multitude of events, including but not limited to: the first gathering of the Seven since the Cataclysm, a betting pool consisting of half of Liyue Harbour, Xiao's first and last time being an Archon and the invention of the saxophone.

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    13 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    All the Hisoillu comics I made so far!

    Includes ALT text.

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    28 Jan 2026