Not_Quite_an_Enigma
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Shitty fanfiction prompts and other BNHA stuff by Not_Quite_an_Enigma
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
05 May 2021
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I'm just writing what comes to mind. Do whatever with it, some ideas might be worth exploring, who fucking knows.
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Hysterical by spark_the_fangirl
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Feb 2026
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Midoriya’s quirk isn’t what anyone is expecting. That's not to say it’s bad, quite the opposite, it’s just that things are put in a different perspective when you regularly die. Midoriya still dreams of becoming a hero, and when he does- well no one was expecting this.
Aizawa needs a vacation. All Might doesn’t know how to handle his suicidal successor.
Bakugou is the only student that isn’t absolutely terrified of this cheerful yet surprisingly deadly hero in training.And Midoriya? Well, he’s a little bitch with no regard for personal safety, and someone decided to give him an enhanced strength quirk on top of it.
AKA Midoriya has an immortality quirk and no one knows how to handle it, including Midoriya himself. Might as well fake it till he makes it. What’s the worst that can happen?
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Under My Skin Flows Cheap Wine and Foreign Blood by Knee_Breaking_hours
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
19 Jun 2026
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“You’re asking me how to stop being stressed out?”
“Well, evidently, yeah. How's it work normally?” Sanji says, swinging his legs back and forth.
“It doesn’t, normally. Not unless you know what’s stressing you out so much you experience a bout of emesis at the mere thought of it.”
“I do.”
“You know?”
“I know what’s stressing me out.”
Chopper blinks. With only one eye, but it’s not quite a wink. It’s creepy. “What is it?”
“Well.”
“Well?”
“Like. It’s kinda like if you made a sous vide.”Bookmarked by Not_Quite_an_Enigma
20 Jul 2026
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Exploring the trauma that Sanji experienced at WCI and how that affects him afterwards - because someone has to do it if Oda won’t.
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Bookmarked by Not_Quite_an_Enigma
19 Jul 2026
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“Zoro-,” Sanji prompts, sliding a full plate of eggs and two ham steaks onto the island counter. There’s a drizzle of demi glace across the fluffy scramble, while the golden sear on the steaks is still sizzling.
The swordsman tilts his head back from the table, a sleepy grin on his features as he thumbs towards Nami’s plate, “You won’t deliver it?”
“Get it yourself, Moss,” Sanji retorts, wiping the excess crumbs from his skillet in preparation for the next meal.
Zoro pins him with a petulant scowl, “but I thought you loved me?”
Sanji nearly flips the whole skillet, his thumb barely keeping the handle from upending as he jolts. “I- what?”
“Last night,” Zoro grins, pillowing his fist in his cheek, “when you were drunk off your ass. You said you loved me.”
Nami cuts a delighted gasp off with her own palm. There’s an aborted cough from Jinbei.
Good fucking God.°❅⋆.ೃ❆࿔*:･
ZoSan Club - Secret Santa 2024 - For Qnon
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19 Jul 2026
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Pa-ram-e-ter : any of a set of physical properties whose values determine the characteristics or behavior of something
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Sanji struggled to keep his eyes open as he was carted down a bright hallway. A voice lingers as if underwater.
“Of all the Vinsmokes to bring me? This is less than ideal.”
It doesn’t escape his notice that there are five cells along the wall.
“We’ll make due. The tests are ready, there’s no point in withholding them just because it’s the weakest specimen.”
Or that he’s placed in number three.
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Sanji Whump, Zosan.- Language:
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19 Jul 2026