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    Alternate Title: Shane Hollander: Stanley Cup Winner, Accidental Dog Sitter

    Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
    Unknown number: no
    Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
    Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
    Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
    Shane: I have your dog.
    Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
    Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Post-cottage, Shane and Ilya quickly discover that hiding sucks, so they launch their friendship via a series of chaotic Instagram Lives. It predictably spirals out of control.

    Ch 1: Friends!
    Ch 2: …Uh, friends?
    Ch 3: Definitely not friends.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    "rose, give me one good reason why i should go to a fucking emo music festival."

    “your drummer boy is playing.”

    shane freezes. he doesn’t know the guy’s name or the band he’s in, and he doesn’t know a damn thing about the guy other than the fact that he’s russian, according to rose, but —

    those curls. and his drummer arms.

    “what time do you wanna leave on saturday?”

    or: when rose wins two tickets to warped tour 2005's montreal date, shane figures he's in for a day of sweaty, drunk festivalgoers, music that's loud enough to give him a migraine, and maybe a few glimpses of that hot russian drummer in rose's favorite band. he gets a lot more than he bargained for.

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    31 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander is sick and tired of getting set up on terrible dates by his ex-girlfriend. He's going to ruin the next one so spectacularly that Rose never tries it again.

    He doesn't expect the plan to work perfectly, but meeting Ilya turns out to be its own plot twist, a delicious bite of irony.

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    30 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander, CEO of Hollander Events, had every intention of planning the Hunter/Grady wedding with his usual precision—until Ilya Rozanov showed up and turned his rules, his heart, and his life upside down. Flying sparks, one stolen kiss, a few too many policies, and the chaos of a high-profile wedding later, Shane has to decide which rules are meant to be followed… and which are meant to be broken.

    [Wedding planner!AU where Shane is organizing Scott and Kip’s wedding, and Scott’s best man is Ilya Rozanov. Roasts, chaos, and falling in love ensue.]

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    30 May 2026

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    Hockey star Ilya Rozanov has a usual post-game routine: throw on his sluttiest leather jacket, go to any bar that’s open, and let adoring fans buy him shots of terrible Canadian vodka until he forgets whether he won or lost.

    One night, a freckled busboy brings him a glass of water.

    To Ilya’s chagrin, in a world of things he wants, Shane Hollander might be what he needs.

    Title is from Shakespeare’s ‘A Winter’s Tale’

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    30 May 2026

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    The video was shaky, thirty seconds captured in the pulsing lights of the concert—and there he was, larger than life on the Jumbotron, looking absolutely wrecked, his glasses sliding down his face and freckles standing out against his flushed cheeks, swaying to the Spanish lyrics as they took him away like he didn't have a care in the world.

    He looked like an idiot. A drunk, happy idiot.

    "Oh god," Shane groaned, letting his arm drop back over his face. "Please tell me that's not—"

    "Three million views and counting," Rose interrupted gleefully. "The caption says 'TikTok do your thing, who is this beautiful drunk man in glasses?' There are like fifty thousand comments trying to track you down."

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    29 May 2026

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    “How do I work the coffee machine,” Ilya says tonelessly, more plea than question.

    “You don’t work the coffee machine,” Svetlana tells him, words coming slowly. She looks confused, sounds bewildered, and Ilya does not have time for this.

    “I need to make a coffee,” he hisses, gaze flicking back to the man at the counter, lost in his phone, “for the love of my life.”

    Svetlana’s eyebrows jump up. “Excuse me?”

    Or, Ilya just wants a break. Shane just wants a coffee. Somehow, they find each other.

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    29 May 2026

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    Shanehollanderhockeyplayer wants to send you a message.

    The notification pops up on Ilya's phone while he's laying on his couch, scrolling TikTok. It’s an Instagram DM, and when he taps on it, he’s asked if he wants to block or accept the message. The thing is, Ilya receives plenty of DMs from randos daily. As an up and coming actor whose breakout role in a queer hockey romance swept the internet by storm, his DMs have been flooded lately. But this one stands out because of the hockey player part.

    A hockey player in his DMs is just too good. It specifically being Shane Hollander, Canada’s golden boy, makes it even more delicious.

    OR, Ilya stars in a gay hockey rom com. Hockey player Shane slides into his DMs.

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    29 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander is a journalist for GQ Magazine. When he interviews supermodel Ilya Rozanov on the red carpet, their chemistry is undeniable and the internet is obsessed.

    Inspired by Amelia Dimoldenberg & Andrew Garfield’s red carpet chemistry.

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    28 May 2026

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    Shane keeps getting random packages sent to his door for an Ilya Rozanov. Problem is - he has no idea who that is.

    It's really frustrating. Lucky for him when they do meet, Ilya Rozanov is a tall, blonde, gorgeous model.

    Hm. Less frustrating.

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    28 May 2026

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    ~And from your lips, he drew the Hallelujah

    Ilya Rozanov leaves Boston and signs with Ottawa, trying to fight a slow slide into emptiness and find meaning in his life again. Shane Hollander is a lonely, struggling artist who lost his spark. When they meet by chance, they both have to decide what's worth living for.

    Or…Shane never gets the chance to become a pro hockey player, so they meet a little later in life. Basically, they’re both sad boys, but the healing will be worth it. More baggage, fewer hangups.

    ~You see I used to live alone before I knew ya.

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    “So maybe we would have played together,” Ilya said.

    “Yeah. Maybe we would have been rivals,” Shane said, and that got a grin out of him. He couldn’t quite imagine it, but he thought that would have been fun, facing off against Ilya Rozanov. In another life.

    Ilya nodded slowly. “And yet here we are, meeting anyway. Maybe we were meant to.”

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    28 May 2026

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    Shane
    Last chance. Take your tank top back.

    Lily
    no, it's a fucking gift
    keep it

    Shane
    Fine.
    I'll show you what I do with gifts from alphas like you.

    Lily
    what the hell is that supposed to mean???
    hollander
    fuck

    Shane doesn't get injured after Tampa, and Ilya breaks up with him to save both their hearts. (Un?)Fortunately for Ilya, Shane isn't letting him go without a fight.

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    20 May 2026

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    Everyone at McGill knows three things: their hockey team is the best in the country, the Rozanov family could buy half of Montreal, and Shane Hollander is completely off limits.

    So when new students start asking Shane out after winter break, Ilya Rozanov decides he needs to put a stop to it.

    Or: the horrifying realization that Ilya Rozanov might be in love with his best friend.

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    18 May 2026

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    EXCLUSIVE: Prince Shane Hollander and Formula 1 driver Ilya Rozanov spotted in heated argument at royal charity gala.

    Or: four times they almost exposed their relationship, and one very royal birthday that finally revealed everything.

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    16 May 2026

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    Draco had always known he was different, special even. He didn’t need his parents to tell him that, because they never did.

    It was obvious in the way that he could see things that no one else could. He knew things about them that he shouldn’t. The older he got the clearer it became that he was alone in what he could do. Not just in abilities but power, essence, influence. No one could come close.

    Until,

    Potter.

    Draco knew that Potter was different the moment he met him.

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    14 May 2026

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    The problem was, Ilya couldn’t quite explain it himself. After a few minutes of ruminating, he finally settles on:

    Why do I want to eat my husband?

    Top result: Wife found guilty of cannibalising her husband, remains found in basement

    Ilya frowns down at his screen. Well that wasn’t it. He huffs quietly in frustration, before backspacing and trying again.

    Wanting to squish and bite my husband

    The search lags, and Ilya taps the tips of his thumbs impatiently against the screen, chewing on his bottom lip. Finally the page refreshes.

    Top result: Why boundaries in relationships are important

    Ilya rolls his eyes, on the verge of giving up.

    or

    Ilya has a severe case of cuteness aggression when it comes to his heavily pregnant husband, and he doesn’t quite know what to do about it.

    (+ now with bonus scenes of Shane and Ilya being dads!)

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    09 May 2026

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    "Oh, it looks like you’re doing better! With those scores, I guess we won’t have to meet as often anymore." Shane was beaming, proudly looking down at the transcript. Ilya’s smile immediately dropped.

    Needless to say, he scored 20 points lower on the next midterm.

    In which popular hockey fuckboy Ilya Rozanov falls madly in love with the university's golden boy Shane Hollander. Somehow, they go from being the talk on campus to becoming that couple.

    Alternatively, my take on the Jock!Ilya x Nerd!Shane trope bc it is desperately underrepresented.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    Someone's killing powerful Alphas in the Boston underworld in strange and untraceable ways, and it's giving Ilya, next head of the Rozanov family, a fucking headache.

    On a different note, Shane - only son of the Hollander family, lowly Omega and known airhead - has just shown up on his doorstep, smelling of pre-heat and looking good enough to eat.

    There's no way those two things are related, right?

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    24 Apr 2026

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    Shane's heart learned Ilya's name and forgot how to beat for anything else.

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    31 Mar 2026

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