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I Give In, I Abdicate, I Lay My Sword Down Anyway by NowhereTheWeirdo
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
22 May 2026
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The room is too loud.
Too cold.
Yet somehow overly hot at the same time.
Like the temperature itself couldn't decide if it wanted to torture him one way or another.
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It was hard to think.
Hard to breathe with a punctured lung, hard to form a thought with a screeching mind, hard to process the melting body in front of him, hard to process those mismatched milky eyes widened with terror, hard to process the world drifting through his fingertips, the shock of his head hitting the ground sending him into that drab gray box again.
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Lately, he had noticed that there was some lingering tension laced between the normal fluid and theatric acts of said dusky-haired pastry, what was once a snarky smirk now replaced with an unsure furrow of brows and averted eyes.
If that would happen, he would always gently squeeze his hand in reassurance, guiding him to a secluded spot and ask what was wrong, only to receive a dismissive wave of a hand with a badly masking smile.
If his days were less busy, then he would usually spend the day with the immortal cookie, and if they were suspended in threads on a wall by political meetings, then he would bombard them with as much affection as he would be allowed to give.
And of course, he wanted to understand what was bothering him.
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' ' You lied. ' ' A cookie hissed, lifting a hand and pointing at the Fount.
Pristine Milk flinched, stepping back on instinct. The crowd of once knowledge-loving cookies erupted into angry shouts and accusations, yelling at the immortal cookie like the insistent storm pounding against the walls of the spire, slamming relentlessly against his sensitive mind.
With a sharp inhale of broken resolve, he ran.
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This is for oneshots that are under 2,000 words (aka shorter than small book chapters)! Any other oneshots that are not under 2,000 words will be separated from this.
I do take requests from time to time, but it takes a lot of time for me to get motivated into actually writing it, so my apologies on that part.
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After the fall of Shadow Milk Cookie, the kingdom celebrates the engagement of Pure Vanilla Cookie and White Lily Cookie as a symbol of peace. But behind closed doors, their love is hollow—and Pure Vanilla is unraveling. Plagued by vivid nightmares that feel more real than waking life, he begins to realize the truth:
Shadow Milk isn’t gone, he’s waiting.
And with every dream, Pure Vanilla slips further from reality… and closer to something that refuses to let him go.Bookmarked by NowhereTheWeirdo
04 May 2026
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Pure Vanilla visits White Lily to talk about his growing feelings for Shadow Milk. She doesn't understand but if he was willing to stand up to all of them and give the Beast a chance to change then she supposes she has no other choice but to support him. Unfortunately for them, her faerie subjects get the wrong idea of why the two Ancients are meeting more frequently and decide to take matters into their own hands.
A potion to bring forth hidden affections given to the one cookie that has some form of love for every single person he's ever known means now White Lily has to try and keep an increasingly cuddly Pure Vanilla from embarrassing himself in front of everyone he crosses paths with. And when Shadow Milk shows up, she needs to keep him from making a mistake that may just drive the jester away for good.
Pure Vanilla is lucky she's always been good at figuring out spell craft... and with an extremely reluctant Shadow Milk's help, maybe they can break this lovestruck haze that her friend is trapped in.
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Someone wanted Viridescent Outfit PV but with the ShadowVanilla ship. I decided to make it thousands of words of angst repairing many cookie's relationships while I'm at it.Series
- Part 1 of Veridian Dreaming
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Bookmarked by NowhereTheWeirdo
14 Dec 2025
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"I won’t make a deal,” Pure Vanilla says, plain and simple. “Not unless I understand every word of it. Not unless I believe it fair. And not if the price is someone else’s pain.”
“You dare to set your terms,” The fae murmurs, his voice no longer playful. No longer velvet. It is frost now, delicate and sharp enough to flay skin. “You sit in my ring, in my garden, and you deny me?”
Pure Vanilla meets his gaze, calm and clear. “Yes.”
The fae snarls.
“I could kill you,” the fae whispers. “Slit you open like a fruit. Spill your mortal heat onto my garden and let the flowers drink your heart."
“You could,” Vanilla agrees mildly. “But I’m told human meat is stringy, and frankly, I’m not sure I’d make a good stew.” He takes another small bite of rice, chews serenely. “Besides, isn’t that just a myth? You lot eating people.”
“You’re testing me,” The fae snaps. “I should curse your tongue to rot in your mouth. I should blight your precious village until even the stones forget your names.”
“Can’t,” Vanilla says lightly, tapping the side of his riceball with one finger. “You’d need my true name. And I’m fairly certain you don’t have it.”
The fae curses.
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- Part 2 of My Cookie Works
- Part 1 of Pureshadow fae au
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Bookmarked by NowhereTheWeirdo
24 Jan 2026
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Perhaps it was a notebook he was gifted back then? Had White Lily accidentally left it on his side? Pure Vanilla was puzzled. White Lily would not want it back, not when it would bring her nothing but bad memories. It was such a pretty book, too. He mindlessly looked through the pages. Maybe he could make it a new journal, if only to record his travels. After all, this place was only the beginning of his journey throughout Earthbread.
Having made up his mind, Pure Vanilla pulled out a quill and wrote on the first page.
January 11, 20XX. Blueberry Yoghurt Academy. It’s been a long time.
Immediately, the dark ink sank into the page and vanished.
Pure Vanilla blinked, and the page was blank. Then, slowly, a new sentence appeared, like another person was writing back. The words were smooth and elegant.
Hello? Has it really been that long? May I ask who you are?
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Many years ago, Pure Vanilla found a fragment of the Fount of Knowledge in a book. Now, as the Dark Flour War approached, he must reconcile with his...friend.Bookmarked by NowhereTheWeirdo
11 Jan 2026
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"Shadow Milk Cookie, you look.." Pure Vanilla clears his throat, tightening his grip on his staff. "Ahem, when was the last time you slept?"
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Shadow Milk cannot comprehend the concept of a sleeping schedule, and Pure Vanilla is determined to change this. aka unstoppable force meets unmovable object..
Bookmarked by NowhereTheWeirdo
05 Jan 2026