Number1hater
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- South Park (2)
- Splatoon (Video Games) (1)
- Splatoon (Manga) (1)
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Kyle’s unique features are looked down upon in his tribe, but when he gets into some trouble with another boy his age, he is presented with the opportunity to leave the tribe behind and be something better.
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Marie’s new family by Number1hater
Fandoms: Splatoon (Video Games), Splatoon (Manga), South Park
31 Dec 2025
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Crack fic me and my friend made in class because we were bored where Marie gives birth to Kyle and creates an odd but sweet family
This Idea came from the plushies we were playing with if you’re wondering. Uploads will not be consistent or reliable…. Uhhhhh yeah enjoy
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The Sun set, and Dogday died.
The Sun rose, and Dogday lived once more.
Here in the afterlife, Dogday had a chance to protect the children that reminded him of his friends.
Here in the afterlife, Catnap could repent, and make up for his mistakes.
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- Part 2 of Dogday!!!
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17 Jul 2026
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Tweek and Kyle have gone missing. Stan is at a loss for what to do, and Craig apparently didn't even know until two weeks after the fact. The ominous texts they had both received told them nothing of their safety, only to pack a bag and head over to a random parking lot late in the evening. After yelling at each other when they finally meet up in the same spot, they realize that they have to hole up in a car and road trip wherever the hell the kidnapper on the phone tells them to go.
Paralyzed with fear for their respective people, they grit their teeth and get in the car, throwing all caution to the wind as they make their way around the country. Hopefully, Stan and Craig can find it in themselves to work together.
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Tweek and Kyle are missing. It's up to Stan and Craig to find them while in a minivan, following mysterious instructions to various places around the country.
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13 Jul 2026
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Spring of 1822, sixteen year old Kyle Broflovski lives a life of rigid perfection in a fading English manor, groomed to follow in his father’s footsteps and keep the family’s reputation intact. Dutiful, and quietly suffocating, Kyle finds himself slowly unsettled by cold drafts, whispered presences, and the sense of being watched by the house itself.
What begins as chill air and barely heard sounds deepens into an intimate, unsettling presence. One that sees Kyle, attends to him, and offers a kind of understanding no living soul has ever granted. As the influence of this unseen companion grows, Kyle’s grip on reality loosens, and his devotion to duty begins to fracture.
What follows is not a love fulfilled, but an elegy for a heart that never truly chose its fate.
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12 Jul 2026
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Below the Edge of Darkness by GlitteringStrawberries (TheOtherXOPrincess)
Fandoms: South Park
30 Jul 2023
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What if Ariel was actually evil?
Life is alright for Stan, until a trio of beautiful and very fascinating women suddenly shows up in the city he and his best friend Kyle live in. Their leader: A goddess-like beauty called Wendy. Even though Wendy has an array of male (and female) love interests and is way out of his league, she has her sights set on boring and ordinary Stan. At first, Stan is hooked that she is into him – but only until a nightly encounter with Wendy turns his neat little world upside down.
When he’s washed ashore a couple of days later, he notices that he’s suddenly faster, stronger, more attractive and in the possession of powers he never knew existed. The only price he has to pay: Be Wendy’s mate for the rest of their lives. Yeah, that’s definitely out of question.Too bad Wendy doesn’t take no for an answer, much to Stan’s horror. While Wendy and her friends slowly start to show their true colors, Stan realizes she would stop at nothing to make him hers forever. As time is running low, he needs to choose between submitting to Wendy’s will and leave everything he ever knew behind forever – or fighting his inevitable fate tooth and nail to be able to stay with Kyle and the ones he loves.
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- Part 2 of Fate Is One Hell of a Bitch
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10 Jul 2026
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For years, Kyle believed he knew Stan better than anyone else.
Best friends since childhood, they had been through every stage of life together—until one night changed everything.
For a few weeks, Kyle allowed himself to believe Stan's promises. To believe that, this time, he would be the one chosen. But then Stan disappeared, went back to Wendy, and pretended none of it had ever happened.
Kyle tried to move on. Tried to forget. Tried to bury the feelings he had carried since childhood.
But some consequences cannot be ignored.
Because while Stan is busy living his life, Kyle is left carrying the one thing neither of them ever expected: their child.
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05 Jul 2026