OMGitsMEagain

black/brown striped tabby cat that looks like it’s should be in a Ghibli movie (i.e. Totoro, obviously)



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  1. Summary

    This is a series of unconnected, unabashed kinky transfer one-shots focused on the transformations. Some may be more explicit than others.

    It will not really be accurate to canon game locations and building layout, mostly just arbitrary for plot purposes. Probably also not completely lore-accurate either, but hey. It’s fanfic!

    Written in the second person/Reader POV, this is meant to emulate playing the game. I began writing these to specifically explore the text transfers a bit further, as I felt they were too short. But it has begun to branch out to others :)

    The chapters will be using nonbinary descriptors for the Reader POV, unless otherwise specified.

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    The Antarctic Empire has conquered the world once before. Their next target is the moon. And, well - New York certainly isn't the moon, and The Avengers never take kindly to conquerors.

    (Or: Phil and Techno hop through a stronghold portal and find themselves on a new version of earth. What is a "shower?")

    (Or: Earth's mightiest heroes adopt two new idiots.)

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Uncompleted (ch10)

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    The Blade’s eyes were closed, his snout squished into the mattress. Tommy lifted one of his ears and dropped it so it’d flop down, jumping back in case he stirred, but Technoblade only snuffled and shifted slightly, turning his face a little. A soft snore started up, rumbling deep like the inside of a volcano. 

    “What the fuck,” Tommy breathed. He took a stick out of his inventory and prodded Techno’s side. The piglin snorted. He poked him again– no response, holy shit– and backed up, scouring the room with a more analytical eye. Dust on the bedposts and the floor. Snuffed candles, closed books, darkened lanterns. Signs pointed to one conclusion only. 

    “Are you hibernating?”

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    01 Jul 2026

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    cute and short and funny hahaha THE BLADE

    COMPLETED, ONE-SHOT

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    “Please,” one soldier told Techno over dinner, “The Blood God isn’t going to help you. He doesn’t accept any of the blood sacrifices the generals leave for him, so either he doesn’t exist, or he thinks he’s too good for the likes of us. Either way, it’s best to find a different patron.”
    Techno had punched him in the face for that. None of his other comrades ever brought up the Blood God again.
    Well, except for one.
    “You follow the Blood God?” the new kid said, staring up at Techno with unbelievably blue eyes.
    “Yeah,” Techno replied, perhaps a bit gruffer than he meant to, “What’s it to you?”
    “Nothing!” the new kid said, grinning wildly, “I love that guy. He gets all the ladies. Hey, we should be friends!”

    Or: Techno is the last devout follower of the Blood God. Tommy may or may not be said god.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    I love techno :)

    tommy is the blood god, techno and him desert.

    COMPLETED

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Mono, Six, and the runaway kid (Seven) try to save everyone.

    GOOD SHIT. I wanna read more!

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    This iteration of the Thin Man realizes kidnapping Six won't fix anything, so he takes a different approach.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    An AMAZING thin dad fic where mono gets taken instead of six.

    UNCOMPLETED (ch8)