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Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die by 0MissE0, Artimus_Pax, ArtistRedFox, Athena_Muldrow, Baze_loves_bugs, biggirlscantcry, Blank_Error, BlindayEverlien, carpetchewer, cottonmouthcandy, CrypticMushroom, CthosEris, DarkLordOfAwesomeness, Dimonds456, Djdjdjmk, egg_with_a_pen, EmS (EmilienSancier), Kyle_committing_Arson, lackinggravitas (espansivo), MariDraws, Oatmeal_Archive, pickledoesfanfic, ryeBread1825114, SpookyArchivist, stayweirdalways
Fandom Gravity Falls
28 Oct 2025
Summary
Have you ever looked at an old man in a cartoon show targeted for kids and wondered “Hm… I wonder how many times this guy (who only has 5 fingers {LAME!!}) almost died?”
Well, WONDER NO MORE!!! Here in [Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die] you will find most of Grunkle Stan’s NDEs!! But what is an ‘NDE’ you may ask- why, it’s short for [Near Death Expirience(s)] Of course!!This fanfiction is centred over what would happen if the elder twins weren’t such little ***** and actually ******* held hands!! WOW!! Crazy! It is also based on the fandom’s dire need to see this old man in pain! Constantly! And needing to see this old man’s brother see his brother in pain! For guilt! It’s yummy!!
As the setting is the [Bill-Cipher Zodiac] the characters involved in this series (written by various writers in the fandom) may consist of: Shooting Star, Pine Tree, ?, Ice Ice Babyy and other characters only very specific people care about!“I'm a very relentless individual and have a lot more insanity coming”
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Your Petrova Line by Princess_Cutie9
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
11 Jul 2026
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“Does Grace have soulmate, question? Grace said he had no mate.”
Grace lets out a small—albeit a little sad—chuckle. “I’m pretty sure I don’t have one.”
“What?!” Rock screeches.
Grace flinches back a bit from the noise. At least Rocky has the gall to look a little sympathetic after his outburst.
“Apology apology apology, just confused.”
Grace nods in agreement. “I’m not too sure about it either, buddy, but people used to look down on me for it– no, not down,” he thinks, trying his best to pull at any other memories soulmate related of his that are willing to come to the surface of his mind, “They looked at me with pity,” He trails off.
“No no no. Not right. Grace have soulmate, surely.”
Grace laughs and shakes his head. “At this point, I hope I don’t have one. Imagine having the other half of you shot up into space before you could even meet them. I wouldn’t want to do that to them.”
“But Grace go home now, Grace find mate!”
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Or: You find your soulmate the first time you come in physical contact with each other.
In all his life, Ryland Grace has never met his soulmate.
He probably never will.Series
- Part 1 of Grace Rocky soulmates, statement.
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Guilt and Venom by Starsirrah
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Who Killed Markiplier? (Web Series), Markiplier TV (Web Series), In Space With Markiplier (Web Series), A Heist With Markiplier (Web Series), Video Blogging RPF
08 Jul 2026
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After a mystery accident leaves the Host out of commission, odd things begin to happen in the Manor. Between power outages, corrupted data, missing persons, and what appears to be a monster in the dark, the others have to work fast to find out what's going on, and how to undo the damage done.
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- Part 5 of Markiplier Things
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Broken Blood - An Iron Lung/Egoverse AU by Starsirrah
Fandoms: Markiplier TV (Web Series), Who Killed Markiplier? (Web Series), In Space With Markiplier (Web Series), A Heist With Markiplier (Web Series), Iron Lung (2026), Video Blogging RPF, iron lung - Fandom
13 Jun 2026
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What if Actor found Simon first instead of the egos?
Dark realizes he has made a horrible mistake, and must work to fix things to how they should have been. But Simon may be too far gone...
However, the rest of the egos aren't ready to give up on the newest ego just yet.
Series
- Part 6 of Markiplier Things
Bookmarked by Oatmeal_Archive
29 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Read for later
oh how painful this will be
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Simon in the Egoverse (A One-Shot Collection) by Starsirrah
Fandoms: Markiplier TV (Web Series), Who Killed Markiplier? (Web Series), In Space With Markiplier (Web Series), A Heist With Markiplier (Web Series), Iron Lung (2026), Video Blogging RPF, iron lung - Fandom
12 Jun 2026
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Simon has arrived in the strange world the other Markiplier egos live in. Shenanigans, angst, and chaos ensues!
Will Simon adjust to his new life? Or will his past return to haunt him...
Series
- Part 4 of Markiplier Things
Bookmarked by Oatmeal_Archive
16 Apr 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Read up to Chapter 29
GUESS WHO FOUND A NEW FAVORITE AUTHOR YIPPEE 💜💜💜
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one-way street by mackerel_cheese
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
18 Jun 2026
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The journey to Tau Ceti is a long one.
Or: For the low low price of clicking a red button, you can pilot the Hail Mary.
[A HTML-fied interactive game.]