ObsessingOverChatNoir
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“I heard he costs a hundred thousand won.”
“I heard two hundred.”
Jisung winces, but thankfully someone else speaks up before he has to. “You guys are disgusting, and have never been anywhere near Lee Minho’s hole,” says Hyunjin.
“Maybe not, but word on the street is we can afford to.” Jongsu smirks. “I heard he’ll even let you knot, if you pay enough.”Or: Despite his talent, Jisung is lonely and unpopular among the alpha trainees at JYP. Then he hears a rumor about the star of the omega class that changes everything.
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21 Jul 2026
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I know it’s finished but I want more 😭
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“Hey, it’s pretty hot out so I figured I’d get you a drink.”
Unfortunately, it turned out the hot biker chick of his dreams didn’t exist after all.
In her place, was a decidedly more masculine form than what he’d just been fantasising about, visor raised to reveal piercing feline eyes.
His voice wasn’t particularly deep, more light and airy. But definitely not the sultry, feminine tone he’d originally been hoping for. Still. Jisung was nothing if not polite. Most of the time, at least.“Oh… Thank you bro, appreciate that, that’s awesome.”
“Of course. I thought you’re pretty cute, I was wondering if I could get your digits…”
What.
The.
Fuck‽
This whole exchange was not going how Jisung had envisioned at all.
Luckily for this guy though, Jisung was perfectly capable of letting somebody down without being insulting about it.“Ah… I don’t swing that way bro, sorry.”
The stranger didn’t miss a beat.
“You don’t even have to swing, all you have to do is sit.”
Or: What happens when totally, absolutely, 100% straight Jisung meets a stranger at the petrol station?
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21 Jul 2026
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Jisung is technologically illiterate. Clicking on pop-ups, answering scam callers, downloading files from sketchy-looking websites, the whole nine yards. When he gets a virus that bricks his laptop—the one all his music files are on—he takes it to a repair shop, where he meets the hottest man alive.
If only Jisung could think up an excuse to see him again.
or; Han Jisung keeps downloading malware because approaching Lee Minho like a normal person is much too daunting.
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“Are you okay?”
In lieu of convincing his vocal cords to do literally anything useful, Jisung nodded. The motion came out a little too enthusiastic, making him briefly dizzy. He reinforced it with a thumbs up, because apparently his body had decided that was the most reassuring option available.
What the hell are you doing?
Why aren’t you speaking?
“You didn’t hit your head or something, did you?”
Jisung shook his head immediately.
There was a beat of silence, then the stranger’s eyes widened, horror dawning fast.
“Oh, shit. Are you… Can you not speak?”
Before Jisung could get his two functioning brain cells to kick into gear, he was shaking his head again.
And there it was. The worst lie he’d ever told, without even opening his mouth to speak it.
Or: What happens when Minho is so hot it literally leaves Jisung speechless?
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20 Jul 2026
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12 Jun 2026
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seo changbin has an interesting few weeks with the members of stray kids, getting passed from member to member for their pleasure. changbin is not one to deny his members, he’s willing to do anything for them.
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19 Jul 2026