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    "Was he? What you needed?"
    "No. I mean, sort of. But..."
    "Did he hurt you?"
    "No. He just wasn't..."

    Because Shane hadn't been hurt by Mexican Top. And he hadn't been hurt by Hollywood blow job guy either, that had just been bad sex. And bad sex didn't hurt, it wasn't important enough to dwell on.

    So what the fuck is wrong with him?

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    05 Jul 2026

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    All eyes are on Montreal and Ottawa now that Shane Hollander is a Centaur. It's going to be a big year for the Cens, assuming they can get past their first game against the Voyageurs... and their second... and their third? Maybe it won't be as simple as playing one game and proving everybody wrong.

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    Compliant with other works in this series but can be read as a standalone.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Five times during Shane Hollander's first year as an Ottawa Centaur that he showed the world that he loved his husband, and one time they kept it just for themselves.

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    Compliant with "I Laugh Like Me Again," but can be read as a standalone.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    It's Shane Hollander's first season in Ottawa, and the whole Centaurs roster is playing better than they ever have. So why won't the press focus on that? Why do he and Ilya keep having to answer questions about their marriage, and not get to talk about the incredible start to the season that their team is having? Maybe if they do one podcast, with hosts who are normal people, they can just tell their whole story and focus on bringing the Stanley Cup to Ottawa.

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    or, Shane and Ilya do a sports podcast run by lesbians for members of the LGBTQ+ community, and the internet reacts.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Ilya thinks he plays hockey. Why else would he be in Canada? Why would he befriend a hockey star, Shane Hollander? Ilya must be an MLH hockey player. And a good one, too, if he's still in Canada, some ten years after being drafted. He guesses Shane is his teammate, they are friends, close friends probably, and Yuna loves him so much that he is like a second son. She cried at his hospital bed and everything. He has a family here, in Canada. Ilya Rozanov, at twenty-eight, is a very lucky man.

    Or: Ilya wakes up to find out that all his dreams came true.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    After their retirement, Shane and Ilya have spent over a decade in a public relationship, but the world still doesn't understand how serious, boring Shane Hollander and cocky, irritating Ilya Rozanov are the perfect match.

    Now working as television panelists on Saturday hockey broadcasts, their relationship is put on display.

    // Five times outsiders can't understand Shane and Ilya together, and one time it's impossible not to.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    "Wait," Shane pauses, suddenly feeling more exposed than he thought he was still capable of feeling in front of Ilya. He leans his head over his shoulder to get a peek of Ilya, who's staring down lovesick at—apparently—his stretch marks. "You're licking my stretch marks instead of eating my ass right now?"

    "What? I like them."

    or, you're not special, Ilya, Shane's stretch marks are really deeply personal and beloved to me too

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    04 Jul 2026

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    There hadn’t been a whole lot of tape, back then, not on a bunch of kids who were likely to get chewed up and spit out by the KHL, but Rozanov was a special case – his agent had clearly known his aim was for North American leagues, and there’d been a few tapes leaked here and there of the fourteen, fifteen, sixteen year old phenom who had more trick plays up his sleeve than Yuna, personally, thought was true hockey. The video of his spin on the Michigan had made the rounds in David’s McGill email chain, and Yuna had tipped her chin up and sworn up and down he’d be a one-trick pony who’d be flat on his ass the first time he tried that shit in the pros.

    Shane had downloaded the video to his desktop and studied the tape like he did old games of Scott Hunter.

     

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    Yuna Hollander works through years of memories in attempt to discover when she should have known her son didn't trust her with all of himself.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Still, Yuna expected some cute, pretty girl to come around and throw Shane over her shoulder one day - similar to how Yuna had found her shy husband.
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    Or how Yuna tries to understand Shane's love life for years, until she finally does.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    “Why are you acting like a jealous ex?”

    Shane choked on nothing, his eyes going wide in horror as Ilya cut his gaze away, jaw clenched.

    “Oh my god, you are a jealous ex,” Rose breathed.

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    Rose, Miles, Shane, and Ilya never make it to the club. Instead, they bump into each other outside the rink after the game. Shane and Ilya are very obvious. Rose helps them sort things out.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    “Okay,” Ilya says, marching into the locker room and clapping his hands together. “Let’s get it out of the way. I am not father of Texan stripper baby, I did not fuck crazy Texan stripper, Shane is not breaking up with me, blah blah blah.”

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Marly fucking notices when Roz comes back after the summer and he looks happy. Literally glowing. He’s all smiley too - a real smile, not the fake one he puts on for media or for strangers he doesn’t like.

    So yeah, Marly knows something is going on.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Hello?” the voice from her phone said, in Russian. It sounded familiar, somehow. Hesitant. “This is… Irina, yes?

    “Yes,” Irina frowned. “…Who is this?”

    Ah. It’s… Ilya,” her fucking uncle said. Her uncle, who she hadn’t spoken to since she was seven years old. “Ilya Rozanov,” as if that needed clarifying.

    When the trust that Ilya set aside for his niece, Irina, becomes available to her at eighteen, Ilya speaks to her for the first time in twelve years. It changes a lot of things, for the both of them.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    After the argument, the near plane crash and getting engaged; Shane is in Ottawa and Bood is hosting a Team BBQ.
    Shane asks Ilya if they can go, he wants to meet his team even if it is just as Ilya's friend.

    They're planning on coming out in the summer anyway so there is really no harm in meeting The Ottawa Centaurs right?

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    Shane agrees to meet Ilya's team as his friend to test the waters.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    5 times the centaurs see how completely Ilya Rozanov loves Shane Hollander
    and 1 time they love each other in private.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Hayden had known Shane was gay for a while now.

    He didn’t want his best friend to live in a world where it felt dangerous to be his true self. He didn’t want anyone to have to live that way. So lately he had been extra sensitive to the homophobia that was rampant in the NHL. He started calling out his teammates who made homophobic comments. He had already gotten in several fights on the ice over the issue. After being so passive on the issue for so long, he wasn’t holding back any longer.

    So he certainly didn’t hold back when he heard Shane’s rival, Ilya fucking Rozanov, being homophobic toward Shane.

    OR: Hayden is just trying to be a good ally. He accidentally commits a hate crime instead. Oops.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    “Is it….I mean, it doesn’t bother you, does it? That I need this so much, I mean.”

    Ilya is looking at him now. “You’re asking me if I’m bothered by your need for me?”

    Shane flushes. “I’m just saying, I know it can be a lot.”

    “Solnyshko. It’s not even 10AM, and you’ve already sucked my cock twice and I’ve fucked you. This is not a hardship for me. I am happy to do this for you.”

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    01 Jul 2026

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    “You are Scott Hunter’s boy, yes?” Hockey Guy asked, and fuck, he was Russian. Not that Kip had anything against Russians, of course, but the chances were that any given Russian in the NHL was not going to be all that friendly to gay people. The only Russian NHL player Kip was at all familiar with was that Rozanov guy from Boston, and based on the “fighter, womanizer, party boy” stories he’d heard about the guy, he was really hoping that he was not the man standing next to him.

    “Yeah. That’s me.” Kip confirmed, standing straighter and flashing a tight smile.

    Hockey Guy grinned and offered his hand. “Ilya Rozanov. Nice to meet you.”

    God fucking damn it.

    Or: During the MLH award ceremony, Kip finds himself having a very interesting conversation with Ilya Rozanov.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    They’re in bed, spooning in the afterglow but still connected. Ilya’s face is red, his eyes half-lidded. He looks almost drunk, feral and raw. Shane feels like he’s melted into the bed and never wants to leave it. Like he could lie here, claimed and had, for the rest of his life.

    And then there’s a knock at the door. He recognizes the pattern, which is a blessing and a curse both. Tap–ta-tap. The way his father always does.

     

    Or: David drops by a few hours earlier.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    The NHL keeps a Central Registry of every team’s Emergency Backup Goaltender, or EBUG, an individual who must be prepared to play for either the home or visiting team should both goalies be taken out of commission. When the Registry was digitized in the mid 90’s a clerical error was made, and David Hollander has remained on file as Montreal’s EBUG. When Boston plays a preseason game in Montreal at the beginning of the 2017/2018 season, both of their goalies are taken out and David Hollander suddenly finds himself in the net in Boston black and yellow.

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    30 Jun 2026

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