OhGodNotTheBeetle
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Ruined by a pirate and a hurricane, former Commodore James Norrington lays in wait on Tortuga with one last objective: kill Jack Sparrow. But when Elizabeth Swann arrives on the scene, a fugitive from justice and recently parted from her fiancé, James cannot help but offer her his aid. Norribeth. COMPLETE!
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A Programmer's Guide to Love (and Work Visa) by orichan
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
06 Jul 2026
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“…so, no, Ben Solo, unless you want to marry me, there’s nothing—NOTHING—you can do to help my situation!” Rey screamed from the top of her lungs.
She turned roughly away when she felt a stray tear roll down her cheek. God damn it. It was so mortifying. Of all the people in San Francisco she could break down in front of, it had to be Ben-fucking-Solo. She took a few steps backwards, intending to spin around and run away before she could embarrass herself any further, but a large hand wrapped around her wrist before she could.
“Wait.” He didn’t say any more for a second. He only looked at her, his eyebrows drawing minutely together, as if he was puzzling through a stubborn bug, an impossible problem.
Then, just as Rey was about to shake his hand loose, she heard him ask, “Do you want to?”
UK borne Rey Unkar thought she finally found a home in Silicon Valley: she has close friends that love her, a great career at Resistance Labs, a vacation to Puerto Rico in the plans, and even an online friend who she can nerd out with on all things C++. Then, her H-1B extension gets denied and she has 10 days before she is required to leave the U.S.
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"If you come out now, Omega, I'll make this easy for you."
His voice carries clearly through the house, and it's almost as sinful as the smell of him, suffocating her as she shrinks back against the wall of his closet.
“Or maybe… you don’t want this to be easy.” A pause. “Yes. Oh, yes. I can smell it on you. You can’t hide from me.”
Rey breaks into the wrong house. Kylo Ren catches her in the act.
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Everyone gets their soulmate's initials somewhere on their body when they turn 18.
She turns to face front again as her eyes move farther up her legs past her thighs and she's looking across her hip bones. She spots something just in the crease where her pubic hair starts to form. She blushes and takes a closer look. The initials E.M. are dark against her pale skin, more curvy than she would've thought.
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Chrissy Cunningham has escaped Hawkins, escaped her mother's control and run away from her fiancé, and now she's making a life for herself as a solo witch. She has a home. A business. But she's still lonely, and when an old book of spells appears in her shop, she finally has the chance to summon a familiar. She's hoping for a cute kitty or a soft bunny, but she gets Edward, a disgraced bat who's spent the last 300 years imprisoned for the worst crime a familiar can commit.
As their bond strengthens, Chrissy is shocked to learn that Eddie can shift into a human-like form...and that four times a year, solstice and equinox, he'll need a few sips of her blood. She tries to deny her growing feelings, her dizzying attraction, but there's only so long she can resist accepting everything he's offering, teeth and all.
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