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Wallflower Toshi gets his virginity taken by fuckboy Satori and enjoys every second of it. He has no clue that he turns over Satori's worldview in the process.
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Atsumu saw a pet store on his way to the fish market.
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"How did you not know you're a masochist?" by Ohgod_pleasehelpme for rattomatto
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
12 Dec 2020
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Atsumu just wanted to get a tattoo.
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“How does sex between men work?”
It was only logical that Yamaguchi had the shock of his life when innocent Tsukki blurted out a question like that.
“What the fuck, Tsukki?”
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This is just HisoIllu fluff that got inspired by a picture on pinterest. I just saw Illumi, snuggled into Hisoka's chest and looking up blearily, and my heart went "this. Exactly this." I hope you enjoy the "story". :)
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All good things come in threes by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
04 Apr 2021
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“I know all about your secret identity.”
A beat of silence. “Um,” Peter said, bunching his sweater in his hands. “Which… which one?”
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Peter has three secret identities: Spider-Man, the superhero who swings around the city to save people. Parker Benjamin, who gives Tony Stark unsolicited advice on his research. And NightMonkey, the Instagrammer who keeps uploading increasingly popular but embarrassing drawings of Iron Man.
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05 Jul 2026
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Dew Over by ataratah
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Mar 2020
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Shen Qingqiu does a slightly better job of resolving things with Luo Binghe before self destructing, so when he's reborn into the Sun and Moon Dew Flower Seed body, the System gives him the chance to unlock a new save file as Peerless Cucumber: Mysterious Rogue Cultivator.
He still can't escape the protagonist's orbit, or his fate as a fixer of plotholes, of course, but Shen Yuan won't let go of his fresh start so easily.
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28 Jun 2026
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Cumplane (Pairing) by callowyn
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Nov 2021
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Fans of Proud Immortal Demon Way attempt to make sense of recent Twitter interactions between Peerless Cucumber and Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky. (siskyverse)
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28 Jun 2026
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Cunk on Erid by Macremae
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV)
22 Apr 2026
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In this BBC documentary special, Philomena Cunk travels to the planet Erid to pose the questions no one else would even think to ask.
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23 Jun 2026
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Peter Parker and the Wrath of the Field Trip Gods by webheadmenace for enthyrea
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jun 2026
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Peter Parker's famously dreaded field trip to Stark Industries, with the addition of Ryland Grace as Midtown's AP bio teacher. Oddly enough, Mr. Grace seems to be nervous about the field trip too. Could he have a history with someone who works there?
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22 Jun 2026