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When in Rome, Do Like a Roman by OneMillionLocusts
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
23 May 2026
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"What brings you here, anyway? I thought you hated this place," Octavius muses, watching Jedediah as he wanders about the room.
"You, 'course, what else?"
"Im flattered."
"Oh behave. I was sick of starin' at your fancy get up takin' up my precious space. Was tempted to get gigantor to drop it here for me but I thought id grace you with the pleasure of my presence."
"Exactly. Im flattered."
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Fire Spirit shrugs, his voice dropping to almost a mumble, "you're pretty, is what I'm trying to say. You've got this whole- rogueish vibe about you. It suits you, so..."
Wind Archer smiles, holding eye contact like a hunter stalking its prey. "You think im pretty?"
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He would not catch himself being jealous of a man that worked in a wax museum, not even over his pallid, rotting corpse.
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Still, the feeling of coming back was nice. Every time it felt like returning to a place Peter had never once known, nor cared to. Jamais-vu, James had described it. Nice, though, nonetheless, like... returning home.
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your lips taste of salt (crystalline love) by ItAintNova
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
12 Dec 2025
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It is known that butterflies are attracted to salt.
Or:
Five times Elder Faerie Cookie really, really, really wanted to kiss Salt of Solidarity but stopped himself, and the one time he just couldn’t help himself.
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- Part 1 of let me not to the marriage of true minds
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Bookmarked by OneMillionLocusts
01 Jun 2026
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And then they both lived happily ever after and nothing bad happened ever
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Octavius is balls deep in the closet and a mild midlife crisis. Jedediah just wants to fix the elevator.
AKA the corporate loser x mechanical engineer AU that literally nobody asked for.
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Bookmarked by OneMillionLocusts
29 May 2026
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The Thick Of It (2005) if it made you cry. God.
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The germ between us by sophiemayy22
Fandoms: louispasteurxrobertkoch, gcse history -medicine revision
01 Jun 2026
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louis pasteur is the world renowned microbiologist who discovers the germ theory. he thinks he will now become the worlds most famous man when robert koch steps in, adding more to pasteurs already brilliant ideas. their hatred for each other is set in stone but when they get locked in the universities lab together what will they do next?
Bookmarked by OneMillionLocusts
25 May 2026
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No one can stop me from reading historical yaoi. Not even you.
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“Do you have any words for Wind Archer himself?”
Fire Spirit grins like he was hoping she’d ask him this, looking back at the camera. He holds up his thumb and pinky finger next to his ear and winks flirtatiously. “Call me sometime, cutie.”
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Firewind racing au where the sexual tension is high and the stakes of the competition are higher
Bookmarked by OneMillionLocusts
12 Oct 2025
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Ive never wanted more of a fic so bad omd
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Octavius helps Jed out of one sticky situation right into another. Or, Jed has a very good bad hair day.
Bookmarked by OneMillionLocusts
17 May 2026
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I am so taken with this authors writing, and the fic is excellent jedtavius 4 life