OnionChunksBaybee
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- Hannibal (TV) (1)
- The Sandman (Comics) (1)
- The Sandman (TV 2022) (1)
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Murphy's Moving Castle by OnionChunksBaybee
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)
26 May 2023
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Hob moves to the mountains and gets more than he bargained for.
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Or, yet another Howl's Moving Castle AU
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I honestly can’t remember how many of my scars I got from Cassidy. Can’t really remember where I got most of them anymore, but I guess that’s natural given how long I’ve been at this. I used to take such pride in them, used to count each new one after every battle, tell stories of how I got them to lovers, fellow mercenaries, anyone who listened.
I’ve never told stories about the scars I got from Cass. But I remember getting them. The big ones, at least.
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One night Molly walked in on Will sitting in their living room. The bottle of whiskey that had sat unopened in the pantry for weeks was half empty, a glass curled in his hand as it rested on the side table. He was splayed across the armchair, almost sliding off, legs stretched and heels digging into the carpet. His expression was blank, dead eyed. He didn’t react to her presence.
There was music playing softly from his phone; she recognized the lyrics as the chorus began:
You’re so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You’re so vain (you’re so vain)
I bet you think this song is about you
Don’t you, don’t you?
Recent bookmarks
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think twice (and come back for a third time) by lipsticktraces
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 May 2026
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Shane is heavier than he used to be; his weight bears down on Ilya in a new way. He’s put on pounds of muscle since Ilya last touched him like this. Ilya flattens his palms, skims them under Shane’s undershirt, feels the flat solidity of his abs, the bulk of his lats, the swell of his chest. It’s the same and it’s new, this body; it’s the boy he couldn’t stop thinking about when he was 18 and the man he loved enough to let go at 26 and the person who somehow always comes to find him when he’s lost.
A stranger, and the love of his life.
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or, Ilya's father doesn't die in 2017; Ilya breaks up with Shane instead of confessing his love. They get older, but not any less stupid about each other. Shane gets a boyfriend; Ilya gets on medication; they work on becoming whole people. And they always find their way back to each other.
OR a story for those who love Shane and Ilya's baby love but ALSO think it's hot when people in their thirties make active choices about who they are and what they want in their partner!!
Note: the "cheating" tag refers to the relationship between Shane and his aforementioned BF, not to Shane and Ilya cheating on each other.
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Bookmarked by OnionChunksBaybee
26 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander is an alpha, and to the rest of the world, so is Ilya Rozanov.
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26 Jun 2026
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“The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned.”
― Maya AngelouSeries
- Part 2 of Tearing Down Our Walls
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25 Jun 2026
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Shane sends him a text that says 'thinking about your cock' with a picture of his rippling abs, and even though Ilya really appreciates the abs, all he can think about is the faint bruise blooming on Shane's ribs, and whether it hurts him very badly, and whether there's anything Ilya could do to make it hurt less, if he were there. He wants to be there, he realizes. He wants to be there for the rest of his life.
He has to duck out of the team weight room so he can cough up a fistful of petals.
So.
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Or: Ilya gets Hanahaki disease.
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- Part 6 of my anonymous heated rivalry fic
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Bookmarked by OnionChunksBaybee
24 Jun 2026
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A different woman—in a very different situation—helps Shane understand himself, and for Shane and Ilya to begin to understand each other.
Or, Hollander and Rozanov are young, dumb and yearning, so they have a threesome: a tuna melt AU.
Bookmarked by OnionChunksBaybee
24 Jun 2026