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    Strays by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America - All Media Types  

    29 Aug 2016

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    After finding himself alone for the first time in decades, the Winter Soldier learns how to be a person again. Mostly through caring for an orphaned kitten, countless rounds of YouTube roulette, and stalking Captain America.

    Or: Bucky Barnes, accidental millennial.

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    all systems snot by , ,

    Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)  

    12 Jan 2019

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    They don't let you suck dick in quarantine.

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    buachaill sciobail by

    Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)  

    27 Jan 2018

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    “Okay,” Sam says. “Okay. Alright. O-kay. I just, I gotta say, man, when you told me ‘Bucky is a selkie’ this is not... really…. what I... imagined.”
    “What did you imagine?” Steve says. Across his lap - or rather covering his entire body from the waist down - the eight hundred pound tube of blubber that is J.B. Barnes blows a snot bubble.

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    sneeze disease by

    Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)  

    11 May 2018

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    Bucky starts to believe in a vengeful god on May the twelfth, year of our Lord two thousand and fucking eighteen, because that’s the day he makes fun of Clint Barton for carrying around a dainty little packetful of tissues in his pocket and honking into them like a congested donkey every fifteen minutes. “Fucking polleb,” Clint swears, wiping at his watering eyes. “Fucking claritin. Fucking zyrtec. Fucking bastards, all of dem.”

    “What’s happened to your pokeymen now?” Bucky asks distractedly, not looking away from where Natasha is very slowly setting the last Joker on her vast, exquisitely balanced house of cards.

    “Dat’s not - dey’re not pokémon,” Clint says, aggrieved. “Dey’re drugs. And dey don’t work for me.”

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    open book by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    26 Oct 2018

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    “You’re lying,” Bucky says. “Fuck, even if I couldn’t read your mind I’d know you were lying, Jesus, Rogers, are you seriously this bad at lying? Didn’t you used to be part of a major intelligence organisation?”

    or, bucky wakes up one day with unlimited access to steve's mind

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