Orphan_Milk
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
“You're…pathetic.”
Bill's skin crawled. The room lit red. Without a second thought, he gathered up what was left behind his eye and spit. A thick static loogie hit Ford’s cheek, sizzling like a pinch of flower in an oil vat.
He could almost feel the bonfire warmth of real fury roar back to life where Ford stood. He basked for a heartbeat before Ford twisted the knife in the wall, catching strands of pride and relief like spun pasta around his blade. He leaned in, breathing fire through his teeth.
“I have pinned dead moths more challenging than you. You are a fucking insect to me. Act like it.”
Bill let himself whimper. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes . Bill didn't play stupid games, and he only won prizes he wanted. That meant he wanted this. He'd earned it.
OR: "I went to The Theraprism and all I got was this stupid sexual complex"
-
Tags
Summary
Due to unexplained cosmic fuckery, Bill successfully makes it to Earth in the 80s—without any of his powers. Needing to buy himself time to figure out how to fix this mess, he crashes with the one person who completely and totally trusts him. The only problem is Ford is just a little overexcited to have his Muse with him in person. Deprived of his usual tactics, Bill must figure out a new way to keep his pet in line. Horniness ensues.
-
Tags
Summary
Bill needs something from Ford, but it's not the equation.
-
Tags
Summary
In for a penny, in for a pound, planting his grief straight into the ground,
A coin has two sides, and likewise this tale, of heartbroken freaks whose vices prevail. -
The higher the top the longer the drop by Sprunkly
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
27 May 2026
Tags
Summary
Adrian is, to put it bluntly, very upfront. And even a little bit rude sometimes. But they are never mean. When Rocky and I started teaching them English, them and I started joking back and forth a bit. Their humour is dry (like a lot of Eridians, I have found) but they always know how to make me laugh. They’re caring and smart and—I’m getting off track.
To put it shortly, I am…attracted to Adrian. This realisation came shortly after I realised a looming crush on Rocky. How embarrassing. Nothing about us is compatible. I would die outside of my ‘enclosure’ (for lack of a better word) and they would die a slow and painful death inside of mine. Without a protective suit on, I mean.
And yet…
—
Or
Grace realises he is very much crushing on not just Rocky, but Adrian as well. He also really wants them to lay eggs in him and possibly has wet dreams about that. Often. Maybe.