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    In which Impulse and Bdubs do as newlyweds are wont to do; Ren evangelises to Bigb about the benefits of mutual masturbation; Jimmy discovers an effective method for calming Tango down; Joel discovers the exceptionally enjoyable dangers of antagonising Etho; Cleo and Martyn do a bit of long-distance relationship negotiation; Scar sends Grian down memory lane to a different world entirely; and precisely nothing changes between Pearl and Scott.

    (Seven short drabbles about the soulmate duos discovering that it's not only pain that transfers over, in approximate order of how well they handle it.)

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    21 Jun 2026

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    “A vampire’s saliva has healing properties,” Owen explains, untucking Legs’ shirt. “You noticed how quickly that bite healed over, I’m sure. So…”

    He did notice– he had his suspicions about something of the sort, but it’s nice to get some confirmation. So Owen’s going to…

    Oh.
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    legundo gets stabbed and owen is So Helpful :)

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    21 Jun 2026

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    “Grace can feel song, question?” Rocky asked, slower than usual. The cooing had lulled him, too.

    I… Maybe? Yeah,” Grace whispered, and Rocky had to focus to understand the slurring.

    “Humans can feel sound, question?”

    Grace huffed a small laugh. “Sometimes, yeah. For example, when the sound is… very low and loud, we can feel it in our chests.

    “Song is neither low nor loud.” That would have an entirely different effect.

    I know. I can still feel it, I think. It’s strange.

    “Good strange, question?”

    Good strange, yeah.

    Grace could feel sound. Grace could feel Rocky’s songs.

    Hmm.

    Rocky discovers nature's laws aren't as inflexible as they'd thought. He puts this to good use.

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    When Scott says that the cold doesn't bother him, he does mean it. He's used to the cold, and he far prefers it to the heat. Working under the sun, sweating, uncomfortable hotness; he'll take the cold any day.

    It's just that the ice magic that has awakened within him is extremely cold. All of the time. No matter what he does.

    It seems like Pyro has the opposite issue. Perhaps they can solve each other's problems.

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    23 May 2026

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    After Ezri runs from Garak's shop, Lwaxana strolls in to pick up an overdue commission. A mind reader is the last kind of person Garak wants to see.

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