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Macaque and Wukong could only tolerate the other in one of two ways: violently or sexually. Sometimes both. Their agreement was just another way for the both of them to blow off some steam, so long as they kept it hush-hush. That's all it was- sex and nothing more.
Until they end up feeling things they shouldn't.
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22 Jul 2026
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Lady Bone Demon is finally dead and all Macaque wants to do is drink some warm coffee and leave the city for good.
Desperate for money to skip town and say goodbye to his old life, Macaque has to complete a few last jobs given to him by the three underground spider demon crime leaders.
Unfortunately a bunch of children are beginning to interfere with his last job and a OH so annoying Monkey King has to be added into the mix too.*Just to clarify this fic takes place after season 4
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22 Jul 2026
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Objectively speaking he has known this day would come from the very beginning when they have formed this agreement. With his ever growing hunger for power Alastor may have agreed a tad too fast on the proposed terms of said deal but now it is too late for backing out. Especially that the surge of the new found strength which comes with it is absolutely intoxicating.
Or Lucifer offers Alastor an ounce of the angelic power in exchange for the control over his body. The deer demon gets way more than he's bargained for.
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18 Jul 2026
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"You passed your interview!"
"How quaint." Alastor clicked his tongue. "I believe there were other steps you missed."
The devil waved a hand. "What questions would I bother with? Availability? Past experience? Should I give you a written test for why you want this position?"
Alastor leveled him a flat stare.
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Alastor made a reckless decision to summon a demon from his mother’s old book of suspicious rituals as a means to get power and vengeance. He didn't know he would summon the King of Hell himself. After dying, falling to Hell, and catching Lucifer's eye, Alastor finds himself spending his afterlife essentially being a secretary to the King of Hell and occasionally nannying a naive Princess of Hell. Alastor is trying to fulfill his contract, but for some unholy reason, her father keeps trying to figure Alastor out
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- Part 1 of Apple Bites
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17 Jul 2026
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“So this is just a game to you, huh?”
“Everything is a game. You either win or you lose, and crying over broken hearts definitely sounds like something a sore loser would do to justify their failure.”
They stared at each other. Was that a veiled dig at him crying over his own tragic relationship or was Lucifer overthinking it?
“You’re one sadistic motherfucker.”
As his smile turned pleasant again, Alastor snapped his fingers and a bottle appeared on the counter between them.
“Let’s drink to that.”
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This fic is 50% what I imagine can happen in Season 3 plot-wise, 50% radioapple inventing aroace romance, and 100% Alastor being his normal, charming self.Bookmarked by Pangerban
17 Jul 2026