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    If there was one thing most people could agree on, it's that CEOs were evil. And CEO's of major corporations? They're the closest thing the world's ever going to get to absolute evil. Even the most humane of them have a list of deceased in their names that exceed most war memorials, and the most depraved of them lost track after they entered the tens of millions. If there's one thing you can rely on a corporation head to be, it's cunning, ruthless, and depraved beyond belief.

    Ichiban Kasuga was (reportedly) none of these things. Ichiban Kasuga, from what the few people that have been able to prove their interactions with him have to say, have all claimed that he's a mildly dimwitted man prone to acts of obscene charity, that is always willing to drop whatever he's doing to help a complete stranger out.

    Not even the most gullible person on the planet would believe such an obvious fantasy.

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    12 May 2026

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    Harry hits Light Yagami with his car. (Based on a joke post, taken extremely seriously.)

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    11 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 20

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    HICCUPYou jolt awake after a considerable amount of time.

    DEATH'S BREATH — Your ears ring with the echoes of the roar that rendered your limbs boneless and your mind useless.

    COGNITION — You shouldn’t be awake right now. You shouldn’t be alive right now. Yet you are.
    COGNITION [Easy: Success] — The dragon has spared you. The Night Fury has spared you. After you spared it.

    HICCUPIt takes you an embarrassingly long time to notice that you have voices in your head now.

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    10 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    Volition: You've been through worse. At least here you won't have a bill at the bar.
    Logic: Your previous amnesia gives you some experience in discovering the world.
    Rhetoric: However, you are certain that the world isn't supposed to have superheroes. Or supervillains.
    Kim Kitsuragi: "Detective?"
    You: "Looks like we can both be supercop."

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    10 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    It has been almost a decade since former Jedi Investigator Harry Du Bois woke up on a dirty floor with amnesia, met Detective Kitsuragi, rediscovered how to be a Jedi, got sober, and saved the Princess of Alderaan from kidnapping (not necessarily in that order).

    Unfortunately, the Empire has not stood still and while Harry has gotten better the Galaxy has gotten much, much worse.

     

    (or, AU where Obi-Wan refused to leave Tatooine to rescue Leia during Kenobi and the task fell to a reliable Alderaani detective and the only other Jedi whose number Bail had)

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    10 May 2026