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Based on a prompt by @demisexualmerril on Tumblr: Person A owns a flower shop and Person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”
A/N: Link to prompt provided below.
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15 Mar 2026
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“Many travelers feel nervous about accepting rides for the same reason,” Hannibal says. “There is uncertainty on both sides of the equation. I have no way of knowing if you’re dangerous, just as you have no way of knowing if I’m, say–” He hesitates, licking his lips, and pushes the envelope. “A serial killer, for example.”
Will snorts his laughter, shifting to tuck his hands under his arms. “Come on,” he says, turning his head to look over at Hannibal. “The chances of two serial killers being in one car would be astronomical.”
Inspired by the tweet. You know the one.
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22 Feb 2026
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Aziraphale is quite alarmed when a summoning goes awry. Who is this sarcastic demon, and where is his sarcastic demon?
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19 Oct 2025