6 Works by PenisExplosion985

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  1. i'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife by ,

    Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Video Blogging RPF, schlatt - Fandom, shart - Fandom  

    01 Jan 2025

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    Schlatt snickered. “So you’re one of those British ‘people’, huh.”

    The animatronic seemed confused by that. “If you’re trying to insult me dear boy, you’re going to have to try harder than that.”

     

    Schlatt applies to Fazbear Frights for a job, hoping to get good content for a video working there. He gets the job. While there, Schlatt encounters Springtrap, who doesn’t kill him right away because he is intrigued by all the swearing (British “people” swear differently from Americans). Schlatt pulls a Markiplier and starts to talk to Springtrap to stall time, trying to entertain him with tales from the DreamSMP. This works and as the week wears on the two end up chatting and becoming…close.

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    Chapters:
    22/22
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,420

  2. Lewis and Clark didn't just explore North America by

    Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Ancient History RPF, American History RPF  

    05 Aug 2022

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    Lewis slobbed on that knob till he Clarked

    Language:
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    193
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    420

  3. *moans* by

    Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Breaking Bad, Super Mario & Related Fandoms, The Lorax (2012), Five Nights at Freddy's  

    17 Jul 2022

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    “Exzuse me Mr luigi sir” said Walt. “Do you have an onlyfans?”

    The sexy creature smiled, showing his teeth. They were ugly teeth and did not belong in such a sexy sexy humanoid thing, Walter thought. But alas, so they were.

    “Oh nevermind, your teeth are too ugly.” Said Walt.

    Luigi’s eyes widened and his mouth opened, sadly showing more of his teeth. He looked confused. “Why good sir these are edible teeth, you see” And he pulled one of his teeth out, and another took it’s place. Then he placed it on his tongue, savored it for a little bit, then swallowed. “Another healthy meal.” He smiled.

    Walter vomited

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    English
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    846
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    246

  4. That One Mpreg Scene In Fnaf But I Owoified It by

    Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's  

    31 Mar 2022

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    exactly what the title says.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    599
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,445

  5. Springcock Failure by

    Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's  

    18 Mar 2022

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    willy afton gets his dick cut off. yeah.

    Language:
    English
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    425
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    863

  6. Balls by

    Fandoms: Balls of Fury (2007)  

    04 Feb 2022

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    balls

    Language:
    English
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    3
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    33
    Hits:
    262

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