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    There are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and @rozsgf losing their internet connection the exact second the Metros and the Raiders hit the ice.

    The other fans are starting to notice.

    aka: Shane Hollander, who definitely does not run an Ilya Rozanov fan account, runs one of the biggest Ilya Rozanov fan accounts on the internet and somehow keeps getting accused of being a Montreal Metros fan

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    21 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander, hockey player extraordinaire, hovers in the doorway to his impressively designed but sparsely filled walk-in closet, looking at her with wide eyes like she might shoot him if he’s got the wrong things in there. If she finds any cargo shorts, she might shoot herself.

    or: shane hires a stylist.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    Hello?” the voice from her phone said, in Russian. It sounded familiar, somehow. Hesitant. “This is… Irina, yes?

    “Yes,” Irina frowned. “…Who is this?”

    Ah. It’s… Ilya,” her fucking uncle said. Her uncle, who she hadn’t spoken to since she was seven years old. “Ilya Rozanov,” as if that needed clarifying.

    When the trust that Ilya set aside for his niece, Irina, becomes available to her at eighteen, Ilya speaks to her for the first time in twelve years. It changes a lot of things, for the both of them.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    Mitty: holy shit cap was torturing us during practice because he was miserable while dating rose landry

    Wilson: i didn’t know it was possible to be miserable with rose landry

    Pike: i imagine it would be pretty miserable if you’re a gay guy dating ANY woman

    Wilson: oh good point

     

    Or: After Shane accidentally outs himself to his team, he expects the worst. Instead, he's reminded that almost every hockey player in the league has some form of hero worship for him and is reminded that he is, in fact, Shane Hollander.

    Or-or: Chat fic with supportive Montreal because I desperately want Shane to have friends

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    18 Jul 2026

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    lily8124
    whenever rozanov gets put in the box they should put hollander in there too. he needs enrichment.

    lily8124
    ‘ohh lily then how is his team supposed to play?’ dont care. hollander chew toy for rozanov send post

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    18 Jul 2026

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    A love story, told through Google reviews.

    (or, Shane leaves a negative review on a restaurant in Saint Petersburg and spends the next decade being haunted by the owner's son.)

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    18 Jul 2026

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    Requested follow up to my fic "the things you buy, the secrets i keep", where Amélie helps Shane buy his engagement ring for Ilya.

    How Amélie learns about just who the ring was for, and some bonus scenes I liked the idea of.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    Amélie's work days are usually boring. Sit at the counter, help people find things, process orders. If she's lucky, she'll get great commission when someone shows up to spend money for money's sake. Her only companions her phone and the near constant presence of Shane Hollander's Rolex campaigns.

    So, boring.

    Until Shane Hollander walks through the door.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    Across the NHL, five players wake up to the news of the FanMail video. There are a lot of group chats, some bad advice, a team who just wants to find their captain, a misunderstanding about how a green screen works and the kind of life-changing news that's too big to be watched on a small screen.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    After they came out, Shane was ready for people to be weird.

    It was weird with other guys in the league, weird with reporters, weird with angry fans who thought his relationship had tanked their fantasy teams and their sports betting parlays, weird with sponsors and their very enthusiastic pride campaign pitches, weird on all the social media that he avoided like the plague.

    What he hadn't expected was for things to be so fucking weird with other gay people.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    In between when Shane and Ilya return to their teams after getting benched and the start of the playoffs, there's still one more week of the regular season. During that week, there is therapy by proxy, a request for emotional support nudes, a romantic declaration about pizza toppings, a disagreement about who turned who gay and another disagreement about whether Montreal Voyageurs games are better than porn.

    Ilya: Reporter got my number and is asking what I think about parliament trying to ban conversion therapy
    Ilya: What the fuck is conversion therapy?

    Shane: No idea, maybe it's actually good my team won't let me talk to reporters

    Ilya: Am googling this is evil shit. Lucky you didn't know about this you would have tried to send yourself before I finished converting you to my dick

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    17 Jul 2026

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    Time loops are just a fact of life to Wyatt, insane as that sounds. He’ll happily settle in for a repeat day every couple of weeks. Chances are he’ll wake up tomorrow morning and go to regularly scheduled practice. A teammate probably pissed off their wife, which is an easily fixed problem.

    Or, the Wyatt-Hayes-centric-time-loop-Boxing-Day-fight-fix-it-fic

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    17 Jul 2026

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    Ilya Hollander (Mila's Dad) [2:18pm]:
    Are you free tomorrow? Mila is very excited for Maddie to come over

    Bring your Centaurs fan husband!


    The minivan is the first thing Jane notices when they pull up the Hollanders' driveway.

    “See?” she says pointedly to her husband. “They drive a normal car.”

    “Janie, that’s a ninety-thousand dollar minivan,” Chris says. He puts the car in park; he’s been nervous since they left the house, but he’d never say so.

    “You need to relax,” Jane laughs. “They’re just two nice, normal dads, who invited us over so our kids can play hockey.”

    “Yeah, just normal, millionaire dads with like, seven Stanley Cups between them–”

    Jane cuts him off. “You know how hard it’s been to make friends with some of the hockey parents here. These guys are nice! And the girls get along so well!” She points a finger at her husband’s face and lowers her voice. “Don’t screw this up for her.”

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    16 Jul 2026

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    “The water is not talking to you, Obi-Wan,” Feemor says without chastisement in his tone. “That’s the force you’re feeling, from the trees maybe.” The clippers turn back on. “Or a fish.”
    “Bones,” Obi-Wan says.
    The clippers turn off again.
    “Bones,” Obi-Wan repeats. “I want to be bones.”
    “You’re already bones. Where’d you get that idea?”
    Qui-Gon steps quietly closer to the door.
    “You’re scaring me, O’Ben,” Feemor says softly.

    (Obi-Wan suffers from a genetic and force-based condition that makes him want to drown himself in a bog. And sometimes that bog is the shape of a sink.)

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    10 Jul 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov has been posting about Shane Hollander since the beginning, if you only cared to look close enough.

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    Or: Ilya’s Instagram might be a shrine to Shane Hollander

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    10 Jul 2026

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    The crushed rose LMAO 🥀

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    Shane says, “You don’t wanna go raw?”

    Ilya drops the box of condoms. Looks at Shane. Shane looks back.

    “What?”

    “Do you want me to commit a felony?”

    “I think public indecency is usually a misdemeanor.”

    Ilya tries to bite him through his shirt.

    “Ow, ow, Ilya, stop that-”

    Ilya and Shane are thirty-five, married, and living their best happily ever after—until the plane they're in falls out of the sky and they wake up back in 2009. Of course they fuck about it.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    John's #1 Parlay of the Day @johnchukbetzone 
    I'll leave it to others to argue whether the relationship should even be permitted by the league. But vital information was concealed from bettors by failing to disclose when it started. Hollander & Rozanov may have allowed billions of dollars to be wagered under false pretenses.

    storrowed by ilya @storrowed_by_ilya
    I really should have known that the people with the absolute most deranged and late-stage capitalism reactions to the Rozanov/Hollander relationship would be online sports gamblers. You got me there. That one's on me.

    Halfway through Shane and Ilya’s first season playing together in Ottawa, an online sports betting company figures out how to make itself the main character when it comes to social media’s new favorite topic.

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    09 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    “stop sleeping on the scouts @spikespikespike
    I keep meaning to ask you about your display name, what language is Cliff Marlow learning?

    Cliff Marlow's Duolingo Streak @jakemelnickooo
    English! We're all really proud of him.”

    💀 not cliff catching strays 😭😭😭

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    Shane Hollander is the youngest Commander in ISS history; straight-backed, closeted, and so tightly on his own leash that seven months in orbit with Ilya Rozanov have not produced a single crack in his composure.

    Ilya Rozanov is the Russian cosmonaut who should have had his job, won’t stop bouncing a tennis ball off the walls, and is still looking for a fissure. Thankfully, a solar storm finds it for him.

    or: Near-death, zero gravity, and the wrong man’s hands in exactly the right places.

    A Cosmonaut!Ilya x Astronaut!Shane AU 🚀

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    07 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    “-the absurd holiness of two people sealed inside a glass reliquary while the universe poured itself out on every side, indifferent and total and unutterably bright.”

    Just for this sentence alone I gotta bookmark

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    [Ilya Rozanov yawns and stretches shirtless in his kitchen. Pajama pants hang low on his waist, and his hair is rumpled from sleep. He smiles and waves at the camera, and when he comes closer, he leans down so his face is level with the camera, his eyes bright even though he’s obviously tired.]

    Ilya: Good morning! It is ass o’clock, and I hate that I am awake, but today you are going to spend the day with me and my boyfriend. And I know what you are thinking, ‘what man could possibly be worthy of you, Ilya?’ and I get it. I ask myself this every day, but my boyfriend is very wonderful, even if he is much, much less famous than me and not nearly as good at hockey, and I think it’s about time you all get to know him. So, yay boyfriend reveal! And now I’m going to make him his disgusting breakfast smoothie, and then bring you along for our day together because my friend Harris Drover says I need more content on the internet, and what better way to do that than to tell you I’m bi, and that I have a boyfriend, and show you how disgustingly in love we are?

    [Ilya straightens so that his bare torso is the only thing in the frame, his abs flexing as he reaches over to turn on the blender.]

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Several MLH players have their phones hacked.

    Most people find embarrassing photos.

    Ilya Rozanov accidentally leaks five years' worth of sex reviews.

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    You know that TikTok trend where people rate how good the sex was in front of their partner?

    Yeah. It's that.

     
    📢📢📢
    UPDATED: (second chapter) July 12, 2026

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    07 Jul 2026

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