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    klaus torturing five for shits and giggles

    A series of random scenarios in which Klaus does something slightly supernatural and it drives Five insane. Meanwhile, the rest of the Hargreeves siblings understand whatever Klaus is doing, and that too, drives Five insane.

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    Sam strips down to his briefs, slips on his sweats because he’s a gentleman like that, thank you very much, then rolls onto his side of the bed where he comes face-to-face with Bucky.

    “Uh.” Sam blinks. Bucky blinks back at him. “You’re gonna turn around, right?” Sam asks. If they’re really being forced to share a bed, he refuses to be the little spoon.

    “I’m taller,” Bucky says immediately.

    “We’re the same height.”

    “Nah, I’m definitely taller.”

    “Why does that even matter?” Sam asks incredulously.

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    Or: 5 times Sam and Bucky both realize how touch-starved they are, and the one time they decide to do something about it.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    They are so fucking cute and just love each other and everything like yearning yes ofc that’s what they are

    “Ohhhh Lover you should’ve come over.”

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    He turns to look at Bucky, grinning, "I dare you."

    "No! Literally no!" Bucky looks over his shoulder then back at Sam nervously, keeping his distance, "Have you never heard of Adam and Eve? I'm pretty sure this is exactly how their story went."

    "First of all," Sam says, wiggling his eyebrows, "They were naked. Now, listen, I'm game—"

    "Oh my god."

    "Anyway, chickenshit, watch this."

    or, Sam messes around with stuff in the Soul Stone he shouldn't be messing around with and pays the consequences.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    I’msobvibg
    I love this so much
    I’m gonna cry
    It’s actually peak
    I’m GEEKING

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    "Thor's hand just about spans my lower back. His whole hand. Said he'd set me up in a palace over on Asgard if I wanted. Said he'd let me pick up his hammer—" Sam says, knowing what he's doing, how he's riling Bucky up.

    Bucky lets out another deranged noise. "Fuck Thor's hammer," he says, and Sam feels like lava inside, ready to erupt.

    "How about you fuck me instead, huh? Right here on our kitchen counter."

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    29 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Jealous Bucky
    They fuck

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    Sam's eyebrows go up, impressed, and he reaches over to squeeze Torres' shoulder, "This is amazing, kid. Thanks, really."

    Bucky sits and watches in utter horror as the pink darkens on Torres' cheeks.

    Oh, he realizes.

    Oh.

    Fuck.

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    29 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Lots of jealousy

    Just peak

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    Sam's about to exit out of the page and nag at Sarah for becoming a gossip-rag-follower when a voice starts piping out of his phone’s speaker.

    “Breaking news on our favorite superhero couple,” says the host of the show, bright and plasticky under the studio lights. “That’s right, folks! We’ve got solid evidence that the Cap and Winter Soldier romance is real—”

    Sam’s finger slams down on the pause button.

    What, he thinks, the hell.

    Or: five times that people think Sam and Bucky are dating, and one time that they don't.

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    29 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    First Sambucky fic
    Genuine yearning
    They love each other so fucking much