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    I write fics with titles you’ll want to strangle me for.

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    Chances are, none of you want these crossovers or the ships entailed. But in the words of a cowboy with the worst cowboy name.. ask me if I give a shit.

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    Related fics inspired by Olivia Holt’s cover of Come Sail Away where Jonas and Suyin work towards their happy ending together.

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    AUs where Mick and Felicity are married when one of the worst things possible happens to them.

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  1. Public Bookmark 82

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    “Oh,” Ilya cooed, “Did you leak, wife?”

    Shane nodded, and the tears that had been brimming began to stream down his face. “I’m s-sorry, Captain,” he sniffled. He was so embarrassed, and now it would be on fucking film. 

    “I was going to say, for your reward, you could piss,” Ilya said gently. Shane took in a shaky breath, and tried not to let the relief reach his bladder, for fear he’d let it all out, “But, only after you come.”

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    For his birthday, Ilya controls everything Shane does for the entire day.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Eggsy rec, save for later.

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    Lyonel doesn't want to admit this kink to Dunk, but secrets have a funny way of coming out whether or not you want them to.

    Or: A very long evening of waiting and desperation.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    “He wants doll brushes because he’s seen the girls at the park brushing their plushies with them. Their dolls too, obviously. But he wants to brush that pelt you brought him-”

    David sets his crossword book down, giving Yuna his full attention.

    “What?”

    “The pelt of fur? Looks like a wolf, or maybe one of those big cats?” Yuna says, waving her hand dismissively. “Either way, I don’t think doll brushes are the right choice. We can look into getting him a set of actual grooming tools, he needs to learn that the right tools for the right job are an important-”

    “Yuna. Sweetheart.” David interrupts. “I did not buy our son a piece of dead animal as a souvenir from Russia.”

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    Ilya loses something important at the airport; years later, Shane gives it back to him.

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    07 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Eggsy rec, save for later.

  4. Public Bookmark 87

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    Dunk looked at him again. The boy was unusually knowledgeable about nobles… it couldn’t hurt to ask.

    “Do you know anything about the Targaryens, Egg?”

    Egg froze, regarding him cautiously. “… As much as anyone else does, I wager.”

    “Do you know anything about Prince Aerion?”

    The boy blinked. “Oh. Well… he’s Prince Baelor’s fourth son. And the only omega in the family aside from Prince Maekar, his dam. He’s been fostered at Storm’s End the past twelve years, but he’s supposed to come home after the tourney. Why do you ask, Ser?”

    OR, the one where Aerion is secretly the lovechild of Maekar and Lyonel. Yes, really.

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    01 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 95

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    Imprinting, the Maesters called it.

    While Aerion laid sweating in bed on the morrow of the trial of seven, restlessly asleep, his face pinched unpleasantly and his body wrapped in careful bandaging, and Dunk stood watching, wrist aching from the pressure of holding himself up against the crutch jammed into his underarm.

    "The… physical affairs of the trial have sent the prince's body into a tumult."

    "A tumult of what?" Prince Maekar had demanded.

    or, Dunk's scent is the only thing that helps. Aerion gets creative.

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    28 Jun 2026