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The heart monitor connected to Hannibal makes a sudden, unrhythmical beep the moment Will enters through the door."You must forgive me for my bluntness, but are we in a romantic relationship?" Hannibal asks and Will isn't exactly sure how to answer that. He can't technically say no, but honestly, bloody courtship may be a more proper name for it.
While Hannibal suffers from a case of amnesia, Will puts a stop to the honey-trap plan to take care of him.- Language:
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04 Jun 2026
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Tether by Ginger_Cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Nov 2023
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Aziraphale, Supreme Archangel of the Heavenly Host, is just minding his own business. Really. It's not like he's trying to get summoned to Earth during highly important archangelic duties. And Crowley's not trying to summon him, he swears, but somehow it still keeps happening...
Now, if they could only figure out why?
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02 Jun 2026
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New York City firefighter, Ed Teach, responds to a call one night and walks into a nightmare.
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“Smoke’s too thick—gotta vent floor four,” Ed’s shoulder squawks.
Fuuuuck.
“Negative—disregard. Floor three isn’t stable. Repeat: do not vent!” Ed shouts into his receiver.
Crackling static comes back to him and a thick wave of smoke rolls down to surround Ed. The guys on the ground can’t fucking hear him and they’re both going to fucking die now. Fuck!
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20 Apr 2026
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What would you have me do, Captain? by This_Will_Be_Our_Year
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Mar 2024
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“I’m sorry if it’s weird, you know,” Stede whispers. “Getting terms and conditions from the crew.”
Ed sighs. “I don’t mind, really. Kind of nice to be taking orders instead of giving them for once.”
Stede hums thoughtfully.
“I never knew you felt that way,” he finally replies softly.
Ed hugs the pillow tighter. “Yeah, well. Can get exhausting. Hard to keep that up.”
“But you’re so good at it!” Stede fires back with conviction. “Everyone just falls in line when you’re around.”
Ed chuckles to himself. “Everyone but you, maybe.”
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Ed explores why he suddenly wants to give up control...especially with Stede. Takes place during Season 2, Episodes 4-6.
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22 Feb 2026
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this one will bring you love by This_Will_Be_Our_Year
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
04 May 2026
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A year after his wife's death, Stede Bonnet is still struggling to get through each day as a single parent.
On paper, Ed Teach appears to be doing great, but after a string of bad breakups he decides to get some help with changing old habits.
When a scheduling mixup brings the two together, both of their lives are changed in ways that neither would have expected.
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20 Feb 2026
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Of Leap Years and Lighthouses by Temporal_discounting
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
23 Aug 2025
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In Ed's experience, there's nothing quite so effective at snuffing out a crush than the disappointment of a mediocre roll in the hay.
So, Ed has a plan: One quick fuck to get this crush on Stede out of his system.
It's a good plan. Solid, simple, and definitely, one hundred per cent foolproof.
Right?
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06 Oct 2025
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Ed finds Stede's journal, describing all the things he wants to learn about sex between men but doesn't dare ask about. Ed, of course, feels he's the exact right person to offer practical demonstrations on the subject.
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A season 1 canon-divergence AU set after The Art of Fuckery
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23 Sep 2025
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Ed Teach and Izzy Hands have been working together, buying and flipping houses, for longer than Ed wants to think about. Ed moves in, does all the work, then moves on to the next project.
The trouble is, he's so fucking bored.When he and his dog Ivan move into their latest project, there's something about it that feels different.
In the woods behind the house, is a tree that continued growing up towards the sun even after it had been knocked down. Ed can't help feeling envious of the tree's determination to keep on going when everyone expected it to give up.
That tree leads Ed and Ivan to meet a mysterious and captivating golden-haired man, and the trajectory of all of their lives is changed forever.
This is a story about coming back from your lowest point. Making something beautiful from the ruins of what came before. Working out what you really want from life and going out to get it.
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- Part 1 of The Pawfect Gentleman: Canine Boutique
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21 Sep 2025
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In 2025, best friends Ed and Stede are a week away from opening the flagship store for their joint fashion brand, Gentlebeard. Stede finds an ornate mirror in a new antiques shop, and purchases it for the store, despite warnings from a strange blond Scotsman.
In 1718, Ed and Stede are getting ready to celebrate their first wedding anniversary. The crew brings them an anniversary gift, an ornate mirror that they found on a raid, despite Frenchie's insistence that the mirror is cursed.
The mirror may not be cursed, but 2025 Ed and Stede, and 1718 Ed and Stede quickly learn that it is magic when they swap places.
There's just one tiny problem: there aren't any instructions for how to get home again.
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16 Sep 2025
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Long before The Gentleman Pirate and Blackbeard met in a swirl of fire and smoke, two strangers stumbled upon each other in late 17th century Boston. Their charged encounter was supposed to be brief, but became something much more.
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- Part 6 of Pez's pre-canon gentlebeard stories
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07 Sep 2025
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Was there a plan here? Did Stede think he never wanted to fuck again? Because Ed definitely wanted to fuck again. Like, a lot.
And now they were here, at the inn, alone. The Revenge had sailed off into a buttery marmalade sunset with the whole crew, so it was just the two of them (and assorted small animals in varying stages of decomposition) in their perfect, partially collapsed new home.
Ed was trying very hard not to think of it as a wedding night.
Especially since it wasn’t one.
Like, at all. They were not married. Not even close! And Stede knew pirate marriages existed—between all mix of genders. They’d just been to one. So if he wanted to be gay pirate married to Ed, he’d have said something.
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It's Ed and Stede's first night at the inn together, and as usual Ed is feeling super normal about it.
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11 Jul 2025
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Stede Bonnet has been a beta for 46 years until one year everything changes. He's gotten a divorce, a new apartment, a new job, and suddenly he's presented as an omega with no idea how to deal with all the new changes. As his first heat looms he does his best to get by. After all, he's not a pup, he should be able to handle being in heat, right? It can't be THAT bad.
Edward Teach has been listening to his neighbor read bedtime stories through the thin walls of their apartment. They're soothing, comforting even, and he's come to love them. He'd already had a bit of crush on the beta, but when he opens his door one morning to a flush faced Stede Bonnet asking for pillows and the scent of omega, that crush soon hits critical mass.
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- Part 4 of Our Flag Means Omegaverse
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- 11/11
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08 Jul 2025
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Naturally, John was startled when suddenly the ultimate solution occurred to him: Marriage. This was, of course, a bit of a fundamental problem rather than an actual solution. One didn't simply use the words “Sherlock” and “marriage” within the same sentence. Not even in a hypothetical context.
(Five times John kind of wanted to propose to Sherlock, and one time he didn’t have to.)- Language:
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10 Jun 2025
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Ed is working the kissing booth at a charity carnival, and it's a pretty sweet gig. The rules are simple: everyone gets the same dry, closed-mouthed peck no matter how much they donate, and Ed doesn't have to kiss anyone he doesn't want to. The booth is just a bit of fun, not really expected to be a huge moneymaker and Ed volunteered for it because it seemed like the easiest option and the shifts on it are short.
He's just getting to the end of his hour when a gorgeous blonde DILF shows up, and Ed wants to throw the whole 'chaste peck' rule out the window.
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09 Jun 2025
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“How – uh – how big. Is big.”
“Too big for you,” Stede dismissed easily, with a little chuckle.
And Ed couldn’t help get his hackles up at that, because he’d always thought of himself as a bit of a dick connoisseur, actually, and he didn’t like the implication that he wasn’t. “How do you know that?” he demanded.
“Well, because I’ve seen what human penises look like!” Stede exclaimed. “Trust me, you couldn’t handle it.”
“Stede,” Ed scoffed, folding his arms. “I’m a marine biologist. I can handle anything.”A fic in which Ed discovers that his merman boyfriend has a hidden merman penis, and insists on conducting some thorough biological research. If you catch my drift.
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09 Jun 2025
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Stede signs himself up for his first long-haul voyage in response to a job listing that boasts "a soft onboarding with a taste of adventure."
Instead, he finds a greenhouse in disrepair, a dead body, and a much more charismatic ship than advertised.
((No OFMD characters were harmed during the making of this fic. tbh this fic is way more pining and romance than it is scifi.))
“I know,” Ed says, quick and, if Stede's not mistaken, a touch defensive. “'Course I know. I'm the smartest thing on this ship. I am this ship. Just curious 'bout your... expert opinion, I guess.”
“Well, Ed, I'm hardly an expert.”
“Aren't you?” Ed says, the slightest bristle to his tone.
“I'm good with plants,” Stede concedes with a little sigh. “We understand one another.”
That, and plants have always appreciated Stede better than any human ever has.
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- Part 1 of Star Crazy Universe
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30 Apr 2025
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Ed Teach is at the Chicago World’s Fair debuting an exciting new invention. When he strikes up a friendship with ice cream vendor Stede Bonnet, he offers to give him a private demonstration.
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25 Apr 2025
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A nice and accurate prophecy of the season following the parting ways of an angel and his demon—if such an Ineffable Plan were written by a benevolent God….
In this tale, the Second Coming looms large. As the effort to thwart Heaven’s wiles is complicated by unexpected friends, an ex-Inspector Constable, a guileful Metatron, and a Heavenly floor full of the Blessed Dead—Aziraphale and Crowley find that navigating their relationship is not mutually exclusive from saving the world from Armageddon.
There is an outcome where the Nightingales sing in Berkeley Square. The angels just need each other—and maybe a little help—to find it.
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19 Apr 2025
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Hard Disciplines: A Practical Study of Human Sexuality and Subcultures by CitrusSyndicate, KalansPhantom, Pastor_of_Muppets
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 May 2026
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Professor Stede Bonnet has spent his life studying anthropology with an emphasis in human sexuality, which he finds almost laughable when he spent years married to a woman before coming to terms with his own sexuality. After a divorce and the death of his father, he finds himself finally experiencing the freedom to find out what he truly enjoys. And if he's doing it with money funding his 'study' thanks to his boss, Nigel Badminton, all the better. He's spent too many years left behind, and he's done.
Edward Teach, also known as the notorious hacker Blackbeard, has settled down to teach at a local university in an attempt to switch up the monotony of his life. Instead, he finds himself just as bored until he comes across an insane Professor that apparently invites men in full leather fetish gear to his office and discusses the price of bulk lube with his TA. He's fucking fascinated and, for the first time in a long time, excited about every new day to see what the maniac will do next.
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17 Apr 2025
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Stede Bonnet is passionate about two things: art, and Agatha Christie.
He is the custodian of his father's remote art gallery where he spends his days rehearsing his gallery tours (just in case they get a visitor) and dreaming of being a real-life amateur sleuth and solving a crime (like Miss Marple). Maybe one day he'll solve a murder or foil a heist by the infamous art thief Blackbeard!
He is happy enough with his lot until one day, a walking work of art named Edward Teach turns up to view the collection.
What could possibly go wrong?
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29 Mar 2025