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“I don’t fuck little boys,” Robert tells him sternly. “If you want this, you need to be a grown man and communicate.”
Flambae bristles and opens his mouth, but Robert talks right over him. “That being said, I realize there’s such a thing as leading by example. So for the next few minutes, I’m going to talk, and you’re going to listen.”
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Robert’s back is feeling much better, and he has plans to take a certain pyrokinetic apart the way he deserves. Unfortunately, he has to impart a little lesson about communication first.
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- Part 5 of Hands On
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Before, he respected Robert as a hero and as a dispatcher, but that mission was what tipped him over into actually liking him as a person.
That’s also pretty much around the time he started to notice other things about Robert.
Like the freckles scattered across his cheeks in perfect formation, like a fucking American Girl Doll or some shit. Or the stupid dimples—little ones that only show up when he smirks or smiles or laughs.
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- Part 2 of Hands On
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“We have a young girl with fire powers currently torching a cemetery. Sending you the coordinates now.”
Flambae whistles. “Damn, a cemetery? What happened to dumpsters or abandoned buildings? That’s the shit I set on fire when I was a kid.”
“Sounds like it’s grief related,” Robert tells him, clicking through the details of the mission. “The caller said the flare up seemed unintentional, probably caused by strong emotions. She was attending her step-father’s funeral when the episode started.”
“Poor fucking kid,” Flambae murmurs, sobering.
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- Part 1 of Hands On
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He only really came out of it when Robert demanded he touch him. Which, fuck yeah, finally, but he was a little concerned about the timing. Of course, it turned out that Chad was just being a desperate pervert, because what Robert really meant was that he should use his hands to warm the muscles in his back.
The same hands that are currently simmering with barely restrained heat from the sickly surge of adrenaline Robert’s cry of pain gave him.
“Are you crazy?” he demands, feeling pretty fucking nuts himself as he imagines what he must look like, standing over a limp body and arguing with it.
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Flambae's POV of Put Your Hands On Me
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- Part 4 of Hands On
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“Put your hands on me,” Robert commands, voice raspy with pain.
Flambae finally runs out of words, sputtering uselessly.
“Your hands,” Robert grinds out, gritting his teeth through another excruciating wave of spasms. “On me.”
“Bitch, now is not the time!” Flambae hisses. From his place on the floor, Robert can just barely make out the fierce flush spreading across the other man’s face.
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- Part 3 of Hands On
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This is a series of interconnected fics set in a post-canon universe where Robert and Flambae are easing their way slowly—and a little awkwardly—into an actual relationship.
The fics are in chronological order, not necessarily in publishing order, but you can read them either way! At some point maybe I'll string all of them together with some transitional scenes and make an actual full-length fic, but for now they're just shortfics!
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My Dad Can't Be Batman, He's Not Cool Enough! by PinkParagram
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18 Feb 2026
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A universe where Bruce Wayne is, first and foremost, a dad.
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Flambae has beef with Beef.
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17 Dec 2025
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@r.robertsonIII tweets with a photo and a caption
A selfie of him standing outside, holding Beef in his other arm. He smiles at the camera, hair slightly tousled and the first button of his SDN work shirt undone.
I was informed of my new fame and decided to finally make an account. Glad to see that my work behind a desk doesn’t go unrecognised. This is Beef :)
@velocipastor retweets with caption
holy fuck they really do have the wrong guy behind the desk
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16 Jan 2026
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“I’m making negative five thousand dollars each month?” Robert’s mouth fell open and he wasn’t sure he could afford to close it.
Sonar just nodded. “Sure are. Your credit card debt has credit card debt. I’m honestly shocked your credit score isn’t six.”
“So I’m just poor? That’s it?”
“Sucks to suck dude.” Sonar stood up, stretching as he yawned. “Bet you wish you’d sealed the deal with Blonde Blazer now, huh?”
“I’m not hot enough to fuck my way into triple my salary and a new suit.”
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or; Robert becomes a phone sex operator. Flambae becomes his best client.
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22 Feb 2026
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What's the greatest honor you can bestow upon your favorite characters? Hitting them with the transgender-ification ray, of course. Oh, and making them fuck about it.
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23 Mar 2026
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a Phenomaman/Flambae smut series
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13 May 2026