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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    Peter as Harry Osborn’s bodyguard. Who’s suppose to believe that.
    Peter starts working as Harry’s personal bodyguard. It’s practically for the both of them. Peter can earn money to support his aunt, Harry has a qualified bodyguard (I mean who’s better than Spider-Man.) and the best friends can spend time together.
    But who would believe Peter, a nobody, that he’s the personal bodyguard of the Harry Osborn. The son of Norman Osborn. The CEO of Oscorp. The other guard’s, definitely not.

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    18 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 60

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    The man reaches for a screwdriver, returning to fiddling with the gear in front of him, “What, you don’t want to? Are you embarrassed of us? Embarrassed of me? Really, kid, I thought that you—”

    “I’m not embarrassed,” Peter rushes to defend himself, “I just… I don’t know. It’s weird. I live here. We’re basically going on a tour of my house. And half my classmates don’t believe that I’ve even stepped foot in the tower, so they’re all going to be weird about it tomorrow, and it’s… it’s weird. But I’m not embarrassed.”

    “Great! If you’re not embarrassed, you don’t mind if I tag along, right?”

    His eyes widen, and he gapes, mouth opening and closing wordlessly like a fish out of water. He thinks about Mr Stark meeting Dr Grace, and decides the longer he can go without an impromptu teacher-parent meeting, the better.

     

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    Of all the things Peter thought would happen on their field trip, finding out that his parental figure used to date his science teacher was not one of them.

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    18 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    Fuck.

     

    Double Fuck.

     

    Peter's class had just been informed of one terrible, horrible, unthinkable piece of abhorrent news. They would be taking a field trip to MotherFucking Stark Industries. He could already feel the headache that this would cause.

     

    "Ay, Pete! You can finally introduce us to all your Avenger BFFS!" Flash jeered. Peter could honestly not give less of a fuck if it weren't for the genuine headache that this little bitch always caused. Something about Flash always granted Peter the absolute delight of a headache. Terrible, truly.

    This was going to suck.

     

    tldr: Fandom Obligatory Field trip to Stark Industries fic but heavily Crackfic.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    “So, you’re telling me your body...is going through Oxytocin withdrawals?” Tony asked slowly.

    “Cuddle withdrawals,” Peter corrected him. “Mr. Stark cuddles.”

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    18 Jun 2026

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    While drunk, Harley accidentally outs himself to Tony...in explicit detail...but what he doesn't know is that his boyfriend is a certain web-slinging intern of his.

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    18 Jun 2026

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