Pino_Prim



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    Q has shagged James Bond nine times and his life is a disaster.

    (or: Q has a bad day, Bond has a thing for Q's jumpers and the night goes exactly as expected, for the most part)

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    24 Jun 2026

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    If Q is being truthful with himself, he's expected this for a while. Near everyone who's anyone has had a turn with James Bond. He imagines it's a bit like an initiation, the final stamp of welcome into the MI6 fold.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    “I’m a grown man, 007, not a teenage girl that you need to wine and dine.”

    “And if I want to wine and dine you regardless?” Bond is a dark silhouette against the window, leaning against the glass. Q inexplicably feels something inside him shift, subtle yet axis-tipping in its enormity.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    James is an old-fashioned man with classic tastes.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    In which Bond is a retired naval commander with too much house, Q is a mechanical engineer with too many sisters, and they have lengthy conversations about decorum, bonnet-ribbons and philosophy in Regency England.

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    “I just thought you might go pay a visit," his mother suggested.

    “Me?” Q asked, aghast. “Pay a visit?”

    “He must be starved for proper gentleman company, now that he’s settled in so far from London--”

    “I am far from proper gentleman company.”

    “--and perhaps if you befriended him he could introduce you to some nice heiresses.”

    “Heiresses?” Q repeated, baffled and horrified. “What in the world would I do with heiresses?”

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    16 Jun 2026