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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    When the fifth Durin's Day celebrations of reclaimed Erebor are nearing, Bilbo recieves an invitation he didn't think he'd accept.

    So Bilbo finds himself returning to the halls under the mountain as Erebor celebrates its rebirth —and finds that peace is a stranger to those who have spent too long surviving.

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    03 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    As the company leaves the safety of Beorn's home, Bilbo lets slip (in polite conversation) that romantically, he favours males over females - after a stunned silence, the dwarves lay down their arms, and begin a massive and hectic brawl.
    Bilbo is pulled gently away to watch but is nervous and confused, he finally finds out that he is essentially the prize of this 'honour fight'.
    May the best dwarf win *cough Thorin*

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    03 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    Aban Stone had always gotten by on his own.

    He had a degree. He had his little apartment. Had a steady income. The latter had even afforded him enough luxury to buy himself a decent motorcycle.

    He did not lament working as a barista at a small café. Coffee was among the few true joys he found in life. Its taste. The smell. The wonderful simplicity of brewing it.

    The people coming to the café to order it, less so, but he was a realist and aware that no one man could have it all.

    He had never really cared.

    Until he met Dr. Ivo Robotnik...

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    29 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    Robotnik learns a new word and tries to use it, but he doesn't know the full story. Confusion ensues.

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    29 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    Robotnik has a prosthetic and Stone doesn't know bc he likes to be dramatic when revealing it.
    AKA-

    "Sir... Your arm seems to be... On the floor."

    Robotnik's face shifted into its usual calm, calculating, and bored look, as he looked down and regarded the fact that his arm was indeed currently unattached to his body and on the floor. With a shocking lack of blood too. He hummed, unfazed. "It seems it is."

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    29 Jun 2026