Polomonkey
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- Merlin (TV) (5)
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One second he was smelling the flowers on Arthur’s table and the next he was on the floor, writhing in desperation, curled in on himself and trying to understand this all-consuming need inside of him…
Merlin gets hit by sex pollen. There's only one cure.
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The problem with having couple friends was, well, they liked to do couple things. And Leon was always the third wheel. Or fifth wheel. Or, on one traumatic occasion, the eleventh wheel.
Leon gets dragged along to a life drawing class by all his couple friends. Gwaine happens to be the nude model.
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In which Arthur wants to snuggle but Merlin wants to meet Gwen at the butterfly house. They both get their way in the end.
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'I was so sleep-deprived after the night shift that I climbed into bed with you (and you just rolled with it)'
Arthur and Merlin have broken up. One night Arthur's tired enough to forget.
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“I saw you looking at Merlin earlier,” Gwen said and her voice was intent in a way he had rarely heard before.
There was only one thing Arthur could say.
“I saw you looking too.”
Arthur and Gwen have a bit of a thing for their roommate Merlin. What could possibly happen next?
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When Arthur saves a wounded bird, the last thing he expects is for it to transform into a rather lovely, rather naked, man. At least now Arthur has someone to take as his plus-one to his ex-fiancée's dinner party.
There's no way bringing an all-powerful shapeshifting extraterrestrial interdimensional high-energy being to Guinevere's house can go wrong.
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- Part 4 of Author's Favorites
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07 Dec 2025
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Rumpelstiltskin by orphan_account
Fandoms: Batman Begins (2005), Batman (Movies - Nolan)
25 Jun 2005
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Bruce Wayne finds Jonathan Crane and makes the mistake of taking him home. Things don't get any better when Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn roll up into town.
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08 Aug 2023
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Arthur is shocked to discover that Cenred does not respect jester's privilege.
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26 May 2023
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Follow-up to The Man and The Egg. The problem with trauma--well, one of the problems with trauma--Seth thinks, is that you can take pretty much anything in life--any choice he makes, any mood he's in, any way he relates to anyone or anything--and make it about The Trauma.
TW for implied/referenced childhood sexual abuse, depiction of PTSD and questions around Seth's current relationship dynamics.
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- Part 3 of The Man and The Egg
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23 Dec 2022
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Sometimes 'playing doctor' is nothing but a code name for a good old vanilla sex. And sometimes it isn't vanilla at all.
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“You skipped five mandatory yearly exams,” Arthur says, looking over the chart. “That is rather impressive. Unwise, but impressive.” He earns himself a glare. “It’s good you’re here now though.”
“Not willingly,” Mr. Emrys mutters.
“Yes, I am aware of that. Hence the restraints,” Arthur says with a smile and walks towards the examination chair his patient is strapped in. “It’s for your own good, Mr. Emrys. May I call you Merlin? I like to keep things informal during the appointments.”- Language:
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20 Dec 2021