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    "What are you thinking, Shane?" Ilya asked softly.

    "I still don't understand why you're doing this." Shane blurted, "You're going to get me a new job and give me things. Why?"

    Ilya's answer was immediate, "Because I want to." He said this with the complete and total arrogance of someone who, in general, always got what he wanted.

    OR

    College Student Shane x Bratva Ilya.

    Rape/Non-con tag is only there in reference to a past occurrence that never takes place in scene and certainly NEVER between Shane and Ilya. It does still impact certain characters' relationships with physical intimacy. Read responsibly and note that tags will be updated as I upload.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    "She's so eager. What would we ever do without her?" Shane asks, a small smile of his own pulling at his lips. Ilya hadn't even taken the pills yet, but he's starting to feel like maybe the air he's breathing isn't as stifling as he thought it was in the bedroom. There's sunlight pouring in from a window over the kitchen table, and a hockey game playing in the background on their flatscreen TV. His sweetheart is there, smelling like his bourbon vanilla body wash and that sexy cologne Ilya forgets the name of. He feels his appetite growing, which is probably a good sign.

    Anya— with her tasks completed— runs to the living room to play with the copious amount of toys Ilya and Shane have spoiled her with. Ilya watches her, knowing if he had stayed in bed, he'd be feeling a lot different right now. Today, he supposes he's slightly glad he let her pull him out of it.

    Or, two times Anya (who is trained to be Ilya’s psychological service dog) assists Ilya by performing tasks to mitigate the symptoms of his depression, and the one time she ends up being there to help calm down Shane, too.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Troy Barrett has always been sensitive, it's something his father tried and failed to beat out of him. It was engrained into his very bones, but he'd learnt to push it down to only crack once alone. He laughed with the jokes, joined Dallas's name calling, or starting fights, and trained hard.

    He'd done everything he could to keep his job stable in his team. And he'd been traded, to fucking Ottawa after making the dumb decision to tell Coach that Dallas was being weird. He could have handled it, but he had to go and tell.

    Ilya Rozanov was an arsehole, but a carefully curated one. He didn't act like Barrett did, he was careful, and now said arsehole was going to be part of their team.

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    Troy gets traded to Ottawa sooner than cannon, and I just give Troy a million and one of my health issues, and we pretend he'd be clear to play and drive with these.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Troy Barrett is traded to the Ottawa Centaurs after bringing up the assault allegations against Dallas Kent and attacking the star-centre at practice. After years of being treated poorly by the Toronto Guardians, he struggles to adapt to the Centaurs' more accepting nature. Over the course of his first year with the Centaurs, he faces repercussions for speaking out against Dallas, deals with threats from the league, navigates a whole new team that is primed to hate him, and faces several media scandals.

    This is pre Troy/Harris, and Shane/Ilya is not mentioned, but I picture it being in the background.

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    17 May 2026

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    After coming out to Rose, Shane decides he doesn't want to lie anymore, even if he isn't sure coming out will mean he gets happily ever after with Ilya. When coming out to the Voyageurs leaves him wondering what his future in Montreal might look like, he lets himself be a little selfish, he lets himself wonder if there might be somewhere else he might be happy. If Montreal wants to get rid of a generational player, he's not about to stop them, especially if it means he can get a little closer to joy.

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    Or: Shane Hollander leaves Montreal in search of something better.

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    15 May 2026