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    I lived with this hunger long before the Hail Mary. This is nothing new. I’m fine.

    Right up until Rocky asks another question.

    “When last time you touch other human person skin, question?”

    Oh. Oh no. “When I… a few days after I first woke up here.”

    Rocky starts to relax for a split second, but then tightens when something occurs to him.

    “Grace crewmates dead when you wake up. You said this, statement. You not even know your own name, remember nothing, see dead bodies, confirm?”

    I nod, because if I open my mouth I will gag.

    “When last time Grace touch ALIVE human person, question.”

    I swallow thickly. I don’t answer aloud because I know Rocky can hear the hitch in my breath. My stomach churns with fresh bile. He senses my vital signs tick over into stress patterns and goes very, very still again.

    “Grace. When last time, question.”

    I clench my jaw so hard my temples ache, and beg him with my eyes to just stop.

    “Grace. Please say not when… when Evil Stratt humans put you to sleep.”

    I can taste grass.

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    AKA: Grace starves for more than just food on the journey to Erid.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Crowley gets reinstated as an angel.

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    28 May 2026

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    Zoro stares at the calendar.  He's supposed to...what now?

    "Are—"  The waiter cuts himself off and tries again.  "I'm sorry.  Do you mean we're having...more than one party?"

    Luffy slaps his hands on the counter and shouts, "Twenty-one parties!"

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    The crew has solstice festival hijinks with fireworks, a hot tub, a piñata, a stolen piano, crappy gift exchange, too much food, too much alcohol, and Luffy's wearing a pool floatie. Zoro's just along for the ride.

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    20 May 2026

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    'Kakashi had been in a million fights, had broken almost every bone, been stabbed through, tortured, eviscerated. Nothing in the world ever compared to the pain of watching Gai’s life drain out of his eyes after he opened the Gate of Death. At one point, Kakashi wished he could just go numb, but the sweet relief of nothingness never came. He had to live every day with the anguish knowing that Gai was gone, and he had done nothing to stop it.'

    Kakashi sacrifices everything to take a one-way trip, with no idea when and where he will resurface. Now 5 years in the past, he is going to fix his mistakes, make some better choices, and finally tell the love of his life exactly how he's always felt. The only problem is that the war is still on the horizon, and Kakashi knows too much to sit idly by and play house when he knows that Gai will still open the inner gates if he doesn't change some things.

    A story about an infinite blue copy-ninja and what he's willing to do to save the evergreen beast of Konoha. Including Team 7, Team Gai, some new help, and a lot of love with a side of angst.

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    20 May 2026

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    SUBJECT: Regarding Senate Guard Objectives For Today

    This is a polite reminder to all guardsmen that patrol schedules for the Senate vote ratifying dictatorships are posted in the breakroom. I am also issuing a warning to linear time that days should follow sequentially and are not intended to repeat. Please cease repeating. I am getting a headache.

    Additionally, I'd like to remind all guardsmen that it is illegal to harbor invisible women in the Senate. If you see a ghost claiming to be Leia Organa, please remove her from the premises. She will be making a scene.

    Thank you for your cooperation in preserving the peace of the Republic, and all hail the Empire.
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    03 Jul 2024