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World’s Saddest Breakfast Club by motleyfam for batmoniker
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
31 Jul 2021
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Following a couple of Very Bad Weeks™ (which may or may not have involved being kidnapped and mildly tortured), Jason decides the best way to cheer himself up is to break into the Manor for a 3 a.m. snack.
Turns out he isn’t the only one awake.
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Runs in the Family by motleyfam
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
25 Apr 2023
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Duke has a migraine and just wants a bit of peace.
Tim understands this better than most.
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Lemon Lime by motleyfam
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
05 Mar 2024
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As a kid, Duke rarely ever got sick.
It was actually something of a running joke amongst his friends and classmates. They’d all be out at least a few times a year for the standard assortment of head colds and ear infections and stomach bugs, while Duke would spend three straight days getting coughed on by his lab partner and still finish off the semester with perfect attendance. He managed to dodge class-wide outbreaks of chickenpox, pink eye, and head lice. Once in fourth grade, he’d skinned both his knees playing freeze tag during recess, then had to explain to the baffled nurse who’d cleaned the blood off and applied Transformers bandaids that, no, he wasn’t new to the district, he’d actually been at that school since kindergarten, and yes, it was very nice to finally meet her.
Of course, the flip side to rarely ever falling ill is that whenever something does slip past his body’s defenses, he feels woefully unprepared...
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Maui Melon Mint by motleyfam
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
07 Apr 2024
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“The analysis is complete. The bottle residue and samples we collected all tested positive for norovirus RNA—or, as it’s more commonly known, stomach flu.”
“Jesus take the wheel…” Timothy says under his breath, ducking his head and tapping his fingers to his forehead, chest, and each shoulder in the sign of the cross.
Damian rolls his eyes. “Aren’t you Jewish, Drake.”
“I am an immunocompromised agnostic who just sat through a four-hour stakeout with three people who are now puking their guts up,” he bites back. “I will take anyone who’s listening.”
Richard gives a weak snort. “So this is a literal Hail Mary?”
Timothy glares back. “You can shut up.”
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In the case of Bats vs. Stomach Bug, there can only be one victor.
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Itty Bitty Bats by motleyfam
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
05 Jun 2023
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A collection of oneshots featuring the batfam being much younger and closer in age than they are in canon.
(Stories are unconnected and may be read in any order.)
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Family You Made (Go Back, Do it Again) by JUBE514
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics)
23 May 2022
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He’s nine again– nine and new and knows so many things now so rather than try to go back–
He thinks he has the chance to make things right.
The bright blue trainers he puts on are a pair he hasn’t worn in forever, something he never thought about after he grew out of them (will grow out of?) a year from now, and sets off into the night and into the rain.
The plan he has in his brain is not really a plan, moreso just a couple of half thrown ideas and maybe five steps into building back the life he had in the most painless way he could.
Maybe, he thinks, maybe this plan can start off with the family he misses– because he’s sixty and most of them too injured or too old or too dead–
Call him selfish but he misses them. He would rather find them than get himself back into that lonely existence he called a life before he woke up at nine.
Dick makes do because that’s all he can do really.
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Dick gets sent back in time, but don't worry, he's got this. (Probably)
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Where is Damian? Why can’t he see anything clearly? Where is the little brat? Damian had been by him in the cave when everything had exploded, they had been arguing like always when the two of them had gotten the punishment to go clean the trophy room, stop yelling at each other, stop being at each other's throat for two minutes and go clean the goddamn trophy room-
They had been cleaning, got into another knock out drag out argument, and it had come so close to blows and they had been screaming more than cleaning and-
The stupid fucking shoe, in the magical section- exploded out-
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Tim and Damian switch bodies, the two of them realize exactly why the other does the things they do.
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You, Me, and the Humanity in Between by JUBE514
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
16 Mar 2022
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Bruce doesn’t know what’s wrong with his child, but he’s pretty sure kids aren’t meant to work like this.
From the day he had looked up into the tops of the circus tent and saw a frightened mirror image of a boy who had just experienced the worst day of his life, Bruce had instantly gone into emergency mode.
The Gotham PD had wanted to pass the boy off into the care of the circus. The circus had mumbled underneath their breaths about superstitions, about not having a boy like that with them, about not being able to handle something like Dick. So GCPD, not knowing what to do, had started talking about one of the handful of overburdened boy homes that handles a majority of Gotham’s unlucky orphans.
All the while, the camera lights flash bright and loud, wanting to know everything.
Bruce couldn’t let that happen.
Not then, not ever again.
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Bruce is trying his best to protect the city that he loves. He doesn't know how exactly his Robins came to be- they're not fully human, not even at all. All he knows is that he wants to keep them safe.
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A family breakfast at Wayne Manor. Dysfunction ensues.
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Steph stumbles from a concussion to a confusion: Bruce Wayne in the kitchen, manning a waffle iron.
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7 Times Peter Unknowingly Sees One of Bruce!Neal’s Kids + the 1 time he sees his whole family
DAY FOUR: “This isn’t what it looks like!” // Outsider POV // Misunderstanding // Miscommunication
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- Part 31 of White Collar/DC Fics
- Part 4 of White Collar/DC Week 2021
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“So,” Jim said, “are you one of Wayne’s new kids?” Because only siblings acted that way toward each other, and it seemed like every time Gotham turned around, Bruce Wayne was adopting more kids. It was a reasonable question.
“What?” Jay asked. “No, I’m—” He paused. Very slowly, his head tilted as he looked over Jim’s shoulder in the most obvious way he possibly could.
Jim Gordon accidentally meets the "newest" member of the Wayne family.
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Alfred and Jason, before and after.
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"What have I told you about digging holes, Master Jason?""Say hi to China when I get there?" Jason suggested.
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- Part 1 of Prompt Fics
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Baby, It's Cold Outside by DarkQuill (RascalJoy), RascalJoy for incogneat-oh
Fandoms: Batman (Comics)
30 Dec 2015
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In which Jason and Dick have a little sing-off... Much to the chagrin of the rest of the family.
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Just to give an idea what you'll find in here:
The working title of Every Light a Promise was Bruce loves everyone.
The working title of Like a Secret (Like an Oath) was Jason loves everyone
...So yeah. Go crazy with that.
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birds and brothers and other assorted synonyms by Ao3time, hoebiwan, quandaries_and_contradictions
Fandom Batman - All Media Types
08 Dec 2022
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A Reverse Robin AU in which Damian is a tired older brother, Duke is a ray of sunshine, and Dick is a baby talon.
(Each of us has their own slightly different spin on things, so timelines may not add up perfectly.)
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The world where Bruce went to therapy by shanahane
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Nightwing - Fandom, Superman - All Media Types, Teen Titans - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types
24 Sep 2023
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These are all one-shots in which Bruce went to therapy instead of becoming Batman. Some of them may be related, I'll mention that in the notes if that's the case.
Some are alternative universe fics in multiple ways, like No Capes+Reverse Robin. All are self-indulgent and feature mainly Bruce with Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian because they are the ones I feel most comfortable writing. All other relationships like Dick/Wally will be listed in the tags.
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Making a deal with the devil wasn’t so bad. As long as Neil didn’t ask him to sign over his soul on a notarized letterhead, Andrew figured he could keep doing this.
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At Palmetto State University, Professors Neil Josten and Andrew Minyard are individually considered the most terrifying people in the Law Department.
Together, apparently, they’re married.
Unfortunately for the students of PSU, discovering this fact somehow explains everything and absolutely nothing at all.