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Lila's web has grown too large, and Marinette and Adrien are tired of being tangled in the threads. Who ever said there was no strength in being kind?
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Oversharing is Caring by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Mar 2024
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"And that," Shen Qingqiu said, his voice steady as he concluded his argument, "is why Liu Qingge is only the third prettiest person on Cang Qiong, after Luo Binghe and presumably Liu Mingyuan, but before Yue Qingyuan. Sorry, Zhangmen-shixiong."
"That's alright," Yue Qingyuan said in a strangled voice.
"It comes down to his ass."
"Yes, you've already said as much, shidi. Several times." Yue Qingyuan looked like he wanted to die a little bit, which was unfair. He wasn't the one who'd been dosed with a wife-plot potion designed to lower inhibitions while also compelling the truth! If anyone here should be embarrassed, it was Shen Qingqiu!
He didn't feel embarrassed, though. That was probably due to the potion, now that he thought about it.
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Когда длинный язык служит во благо by Хрустальный гроб (Crystal_Coffin)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Oct 2024
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— И именно поэтому, — подвел итог Шэнь Цинцю, уверенный в своих аргументах, — Лю Цингэ всего лишь на третьем месте по красоте на хребте Цанцюн — после Ло Бинхэ и, вероятно, Лю Минъянь, но перед Юэ Цинъюанем. Прости, чжанмэн-шисюн.
— Ничего страшного, — приглушенно отозвался Юэ Цинъюань.
— Все дело в его заднице.
— Да, ты уже говорил, шиди. Несколько раз, — Юэ Цинъюань выглядел так, будто хотел бы сейчас или провалиться под землю, или сразу умереть. Что было, честно говоря, несправедливо. Потому что это не его накачали зельем мира, сосредоточенного вокруг «па-па-па», которое снимало с человека все оковы совести, заставляя параллельно рассказать правду. Если кому и должно было быть стыдно, то не ему, а Шэнь Цинцю!
Но ему, кстати, стыдно не было. Скорее всего, как он подумал, это тоже был эффект эликсира.
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Get off my lawn, or I'll turn the hose on you by Bergen
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
30 Apr 2024
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“How old are you?”
“What do you care?” is the hostile reply.
“Because I don’t remember agreeing to hire kids on the cleaning team.”
Peter Parker takes another bite of his sandwich and says, around a full mouth: “I’m just here for my community sentence.”
“Huh,” Tony says. “Why?”
“I spray painted ‘superheroes should go fuck themselves’ on the side of this building. Got caught.”
“Better luck next time, then. Were you in my lab yesterday?”
“I was in several labs,” says the kid dismissively.
“Did you mess with my calculations?”
“I corrected them, if that’s what you mean. Today is my last day, and the thought of leaving them up like that, half-assed, gave me angina. So, yeah, sue me.”
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After failing to save someone from a fire, Spider-Man hung up his suit. Now, three months later, a grumpy teen named Peter Parker stumbles into the Avengers’ lives. -
Danger First by Marsalias for pocketramblr
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
13 Jul 2025
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What if the first quirk in One for All to activate wasn't the power stockpile, but Danger Sense?
Now with a TV Tropes page! https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/DangerFirst