8 Works by ProtectorOfTheSmoll
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r/AITA for proposing to the girl I had been flirting with who turns out to hate me? by ProtectorOfTheSmoll
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
14 Apr 2025
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Darcy asks Reddit for help when he fucks up his proposal to Lizzie. Not a modern AU, everything is period except for the fact that somehow Darcy has access to Reddit.
I just always find Darcy’s perspective hilarious because he absolutely thinks they’re flirting when in reality Lizzie Does Not like him.
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Courting Kisses by ProtectorOfTheSmoll
Fandoms: 乙女ゲームの破滅フラグしかない悪役令嬢に転生してしまった… | My Next Life as a Villainess (Visual Novel), 乙女ゲームの破滅フラグしかない悪役令嬢に転生してしまった… | My Next Life as a Villainess (Anime)
17 Jan 2024
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Continuing from Silva's Happy end in the Visual Novel game: Silva comes to court Katarina. Katarina misunderstands and thinks she has to court Silva. Shenanigans and vegetables ensue!
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Podfic: would i have to pass you by? by ProtectorOfTheSmoll
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017)
27 Dec 2019
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25 minute podfic
Betty Cooper, post-triangle, is sinking, drowning, dying in perfection. She's way past point of no return, and if someone doesn't see her soon, there may be nothing left to save.
And then... Jughead Jones, delinquent and Betty's antagonizer, does a complete one hundred and eighty degree spin. And Betty learns she doesn't know how to live with or without him.
(In which Betty is breaking and she just knows that Jughead hates her- except he doesn't.)
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Welcome To Riverdale (Podfic and Script) by ProtectorOfTheSmoll
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017), Welcome to Night Vale
27 Dec 2018
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A friendly riverside community where the water is sweet, the town has pep, and the fathers are all murderers
Welcome to Riverdale
(In which Riverdale and Nightvale combine and I don’t really know what’s going on, but that’s Ok because neither does the show)
Podfic and Script
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Podfic: the constancy (of inconstancy) by ProtectorOfTheSmoll for Smudge
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017)
15 Nov 2018
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a group of teenagers within earshot of an argument will stop to listen.
In which the voyeurs share their thoughts and Archie learns what fear is.
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12 minute podfic of married Bughead fluff.
"A snippet of a day in Betty and Jughead's life as they buy towels."
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Podfic, Part 1 is 30 minutes
To ensure her sanity, all Betty has to do is come third in the yearly class ranking.
She doesn't come third.
She's fourth.
And the person who stole her spot has the most ridiculous name.
Written by the ridiculously talented makingitwork!
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Baker Betty shouldn't pick favorite customers.
She does.
Written by makingitwork