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"I know the fucking alphabet," Blitzø continued as though Stolas had said nothing. His agitation was evident as he stood up, pacing on unsteady feet, boots hitting the ground with more force than necessary. "And who gives a fuck if sometimes you say I comes before M, you know? It's like food — they're all going in the same fucking place anyway —"
OR: You already know the IMP Training Video inspired a legion of fics of Stolas teaching Blitz the alphabet through sex.
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14 Jun 2026
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Stolas of the Ars Goetia, once promising, is now an embarrassment amongst his kind due to his affliction. The Devil’s Bite, a nasty curse that befell him before his wedding, has left him infertile and incapable of coupling, lest they face the consequences.
Without the ability to produce an heir, the prince remains unwed and shunned, while other demons trouble themselves with the challenge of conquering the Devil’s Bite.
The Challenge is as follows: break the prince’s curse and be rewarded with handsome riches.
The stipulation? Successfully bed Stolas of the Ars Goetia with one’s manhood intact.
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13 Jun 2026
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Over the thirty plus years Blitzø had existed in hell, he'd gotten pretty good at the three Fs. Fighting, fucking, and finding a way out of situations where the odds were stacked against him.
Feelings wasn't one of those Fs.
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Blitzø catches feelings and realises that being good at something isn't the same as wanting it. (Written for Hellaverse Aro Ace Week Day 2!)
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02 Jun 2026
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Two times Blitz joins Stolas in the bath
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30 May 2026
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It’s a difficult business, I imagine by Mustangsjoeka
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
22 Feb 2026
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I.M.P has a particularly rough case that leaves Blitzø in less than ideal condition for his full moons with Stolas... on the full moon. Stolas has some magic that can help. Blitzø tries very hard not to enjoy it.
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- Part 1 of Blitzø and Stolas
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29 May 2026
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When Blitz can't stop drooling over Stolas, the horny energy he's giving off starts to effect the whole office.
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25 May 2026
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Even at his most presumptuous, Stolas had never been bold enough to believe he was anything like an “other half” to Blitz. Frankly, he’d never believed Blitz was the type to be half of anything. He was as whole as a person could get. Overflowing, even.
Yet, as he watched the twins next to each other, Stolas got a deeply unsettling feeling, like he was looking at one thing ripped in two.
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24 May 2026
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Vassago clapped his hands and grabbed an empty beer bottle before plopping down between Andrealphus and Stolas. Vassago smelled of fruity liquor and the sea, and Stolas found it oddly comforting.
“It’s called ‘Seven Minutes in Hell.’ Basically, you spin this bottle-” Vassago held up the empty beer bottle- “and whoever it lands on, you go into the closet with and do… well, whatever you want!”
Aka: Teen Stolas gets forced by his father to stop being a loser and go to a party with his future brother in law, Andrealphus. There, they get to play a super fun game of Spin the Bottle where absolutely nothing goes wrong at all.
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07 May 2026
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Let Me Be Honest (I Don't Want To Ruin Us) by Not_Eli
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
13 Apr 2026
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“You said — You told me —”
“I mean—” He stuttered, and okay. Fuck. Fine. Think. Think, you stupid idiot. What could save this? There had to be a way to save this. Or. Or. This could be an occasion to finally be honest, tell him what he felt, apologise for being an asshole in the past and get on his knees to beg him for a chance like any not loser would do. Yup. Easy. He could do that. If he could just —
“…As a friend!” He blurted out, instead, like a fucking idiot.
Or,
Blitz might have, accidentally, told Stolas he loves him.As a friend, though!
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28 Apr 2026
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it's all family business now by implydone for KATAOWfan2021
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
18 Apr 2026
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Millie and Blitzø are on a mission topside, but Blitzø doesn't come back when he's supposed to. She goes to find him and is shocked to see him in a pharmacy, surrounded by wreckage.
Or: a trip topside gives Blitzø and Millie the chance for another heart-to-heart.
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- Part 10 of canon-related oneshots
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19 Apr 2026
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Okay. Okay okay okay, no need to panic.
He was 99% sure he was awake. Maybe… 92% sure that he wasn’t hallucinating…
So that meant… It really was yesterday. Or today again. Whatever, it wasn’t tomorrow, today.Lucifer wept, this was confusing.
He was being stupid. He had a whole library of books, he could figure this out. Right?
Or
The Stolas-Centric–Time Loop-Groundhog-Day-of-Apology-Tour fic literally no one asked for.
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18 Apr 2026
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Snapshots of Stella’s childhood leading up to her wedding.
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16 Apr 2026
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Most teenagers couldn’t wait for their 18th birthday, because for most teenagers it symbolized a time when you truly gained your independence and had the freedom to do what you wanted when you wanted.
For Stolas, turning 18 felt like the exact opposite.
“What if you married someone terrible? Like… someone super embarrassing, or whatever… that even if your Dad made you get a divorce no one wanted to marry you because of how terrible they were?” Blitzø asked.
Stolas stared at him for a long while before answering. “I am marrying someone terrible and embarrassing. Her name is Stella.”
“No, Stols.. what I’m saying is what if you married someone like an imp? Wouldn’t that be enough to make them not want you anymore? Matter of fact, make it a dude, just to really drive it home to the other Geotia that you’re totally unhinged.”
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Or; Stolas and Blitzø remained friends after meeting as children, and Blitzø has the brilliant plan for them to get married to tarnish the Prince's reputation so that no other Goetia will want to marry him. And for absolutely NO other reason, or ulterior motive. At all.
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03 Apr 2026
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Blitzø has a yoga routine. Stolas observes and then joins in.
Or: a yoga Blitzø fic for my friend Jae!
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- Part 18 of smut oneshots
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31 Mar 2026
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Stolas wears a new outfit to the office, and things sure do happen!
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30 Mar 2026
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“Is your shoulder still bothering you?” Blitz’s words caught him off guard, dragging him from the abyss. Stolas realized he had been pressing into the scar, struggling to breathe through the pain. In an instant, Stolas steadied his breath, dropped his hand, put up his masks and his walls and his denials. “I fucking hate when you do that.”
“Do what?” Stolas blinked at him, but Blitz was still looking at the motel sign.
“Where you pretend everything is okay to appease me,” Blitz muttered. “You’re clearly upset and bothered and hurting and you have been for fucking weeks but every time I ask, you shut me out and pretend everything is fine. You go from Stolas to Prince Stolas in the blink of an eye and I just… I hate that you think you have to do that or if it’s just a habit from… all the bullshit. I just hate it, Stols. Don’t apologize.”
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25 Feb 2026
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Struggling to come to terms with Asmodeus's role in Blitz's trial, Fizzarolli turns up on Blitz's doorstep looking for support. He gets it, and an unexpected window into his old friend's new life besides.
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22 Feb 2026
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If I Unfold Like a Love Letter by kh0sh3kh for Buckets_of_bees
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
17 Feb 2026
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Stolas knows Blitzø hates Valentine's Day. If he's bringing him flowers and chocolates, then it's just out of pity. Clearly. Nothing more.
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18 Feb 2026
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" Looking back over his shoulder, Blitzø sees that Stolas remains un-soundly asleep on the sofa. He unscrews the lid and carefully pours the bottle’s contents onto the tiled floor. There are a few more than half the pills left, so small and so pink and so damn unassuming. They're not the exact same, but Blitzø has seen similar before - from scrubbing Barbie's vomit off the carpet after her first OD. He swallows around his dry throat at the memory.
Not like a fucking psycho, he counts every single pill, moving them from one tile to the next. Thirty-six. The label says to take one-to-two a day. Blitzø scoffs. He tips thirty-five of them back into the bottle and returns the whole thing to the hiding spot in the pipe, screwing it back into place under the sink. He drops the singular remaining pill onto a plate and gets to work steeping some tea for Stolas."
Or:
Blitzø is stressed about Stolas taking antidepressants, obsessing over looking after him. He just wants his bird to be okay.
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16 Feb 2026
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Blitzø is a Tiny imp— four inches tall, give or take.
After his family's Tiny Circus burned down, he managed to get a gig as a purse imp for a royal Goetia, Lady Stella. But that shit sucked, so he bailed. Now he's secretly living in the walls of his former employer's palace, low-key making a hobby of spying on her very pretty husband.
Prince Stolas is giant, and hot, and magical, but he's got a lot going on. Like being giant, and married, and stressed the fuck out about a ball or something. Oh, and caring for his toddler, Octavia, all by himself.
When Blitzø finds out Stolas has a spell that could potentially make him grow Big, he naturally tries to steal it, straight out of that fancy-ass magic book. And when Stolas catches him at it, he offers Blitzø a deal: help look after Octavia until the day of the ball, and Stolas will help him access the spell, long-term, and they'll go their separate ways.
Easiest gig ever! As long as no pesky feelings get in the way...
Written for Helluva Mini Bang 2025, featuring art by Moth5577 and Whimstories!
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13 Feb 2026