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It does not even cross his mind until he is two margaritas deep and Thatch is glancing at the Red Force moored next to them. “Hey, since we just got Ace to stop trying to kill Pops - do you think he’ll try to take Red Haired Shank’s head instead?”
Marco promptly spills his drink all over himself. “Fuck.” Fuck, fuck, fuck. Why did he not think of that? Holy–
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06 Jul 2026
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This isn't my life by qaz92
Fandoms: 残疾暴君的掌心鱼宠[穿书] - 雪山肥狐 | The Disabled Tyrant's Pet Palm Fish [Transmigration] - Xuě Shān Féi Hú
05 Jul 2026
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Emperor Jing wouldn't call himself miserable. He had won his throne, he had many strong sons and beautiful wives... So what if he didn't know their names. So what if there was a deep ache in his chest when he went to bed alone. His most beloved wife Chu Yanyu acted like he couldn't wait for one of them to be dead, but that didn't matter. He was at the top of the world. He had everything he ever wanted...
One morning he wakes up in a bed belonging to a version of himself that had everything he didn't know he was missing out on.
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03 Jul 2026
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Zoro grunts, likely because she hits him with more force than either of them are expecting, and then returns her surprise with one of his own by wrapping his arms around her and hugging her back.
“They hurt you?” He murmurs, and she shakes her head.
“Nothing I couldn’t handle.” She insists, although which of them she’s trying to reassure, she isn’t certain.
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28 Jun 2026
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“You’re ruining my proposal, jackass!”
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26 Jun 2026
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Kravitz could tell that the lich who was here had been incredibly powerful. When he sliced open the umbrella spell focus she had left behind, he had not been expecting to find much. He certainly hadn't expected for the lich to emerge, a tattered and broken soul, torn further asunder by his scythe ripping through her. In this state, he figured the best he could do for her was put her out of her misery.
But it seemed that fate had different plans.
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Lup couldn't remember much from before she was released from that strange umbrella shaped prison. Or scratch that, she couldn't remember anything from before then. The only reason she even knew her name was because Kravitz had it in his big old book of death crimes. Which she was in, because apparently, she had been a death criminal. One of the worsts, if her bounty was anything to go off of. Not really a fun thing to learn about yourself.That didn't matter though, because she was going to make up for it. She'd prove that she deserved this second chance, that whoever she had been before didn't define her. She was a new person, and she was going to make the most of it.
No matter what the cost.
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31 May 2026
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Taako didn't know what the fuck to think when he woke up to find a crib just sitting in his caravan one morning. He sure as fuck didn't know what to think of the little half-elf kid sleeping inside of it. The note that was left didn't do much to answer his questions, instead just assuring him that this wasn't a permanent thing. Claiming that he'd only have to watch the kid for a few months. There was no name for who had left it, but apparently the kid was called Angus.
The letter ended up holding true, and Taako found himself thrust into a particularly strange part of his life. Every year or so Angus would show up, staying from anywhere from weeks to months at a time. Taako never heard who left him or who came to pick him up, and he should probably be more weirded out by that than he was.
Angus was a good kid though, so Taako wasn't going to complain that much.
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30 May 2026
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times, they are a-changin' by Berd_Alert, TheMarginalThinker
Fandoms: Bill & Ted (Movies)
11 Apr 2025
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Ted had thought everything was just fine, until Billie brings home a concerning letter from her teacher requesting a conference with him.
It's been a long time since Ted thought about high school.
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29 May 2026
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His sister’s baby, with 10 perfect little fingers and toes and slightly droopy, pointed ears, somehow continued to sleep despite the two of them bickering back and forth over him. His sister’s son, his fucking nephew, who the fuck oked that? But fuck he was a cute baby, as babies went anyway, all squishy cheeks and tiny features. Of course he was cute, he was Lup’s kid, nothing she did was short of perfection. Not even Barry could manage to mess that up.
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Lup and Barry have a kid. Taako promises he'll never be alone. Lucretia makes everyone forget.
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27 May 2026
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Kingfisher and Loon by thornsy (KCHL)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Feb 2026
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Scott doesn’t know what to make of Rozanov still. He’d appreciated him showing up at that bar in Vegas, had curiously watchedhim dance with men with all the air of someone who knew what he was doing, had shaken off the weirdness of watching Ilya Rozanov in a gay bar in Vegas pull another man in by the belt loops and ghost a breath over his ear. He thinks Rozanov went home alone that night. He’s not sure. He doesn’t know which answer would surprise him more.
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the one where Scott finds out
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08 May 2026
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Safe Ship (Harbored) by thornsy (KCHL)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Feb 2026
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She’s protective of Shane, is the thing. It feels sometimes like she’s known both him and Hayden her whole life. Like she’s grown up with Shane as her little brother and Hayden as his best friend. Some whirlwind coming-of-age story locked away in the attic with all the other books from her childhood she’ll show to the kids when they’re older. She thinks maybe she was too lonely growing up – thinks, sometimes, it’s why she was so happy when the twins were born, her Ruby only had to spend twenty-three minutes alone in this world. She thinks Shane was lonely, too. So, she’s filled the void with a hockey player as she is wont to do, and he’s filled that same void with her. She’s protective, is the point.
So, when she unfolds the slip of paper and sees a string of digits and the name Lily, she knows exactly what she’s holding.
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09 May 2026
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[Podfic] and the right to call it home by Chancy_Lurking by SnakeOilSalesDepartment
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Jan 2025
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Geralt has only ever talked about one nuisance bard, the one that wrote the fucking song that has people throwing coppers at him when he walks into bars. Jaskier something or other, who gives a shit, “Why the fuck is he here?”“To winter with me,” Geralt snaps, a warning in his tone Lambert readily ignores. “Problem?”
“Yeah, the problem is the strange prostitute you brought to The Keep!!” Lambert exclaims, because he’d had a feeling Geralt was smitten, but apparently, he’s an idiot and doesn’t know a bad idea when he sees one if it smiles at him pretty enough.
“Hey, I’m at least a strange courtesan!” the bard calls.
(Lambert is extremely protective of the very little he has, including his brother. Jaskier is a threat to all of them, he doesn’t get why everyone doesn’t see that.)
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02 May 2026
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Hardison, Parker, and Eliot start using PDA for cover on the job with no ulterior motives whatsoever.
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26 Apr 2026
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“There’s something shady about that place.” Savannah says.
“What are you talking about?” Charlie says. “You haven’t even been there.”
“Yeah, but you said that one, the food is crazy good, and two, the food is so weirdly cheap, and three, all the workers seem happy to be there. Something’s going on. They’re hiding something. Either there’s rats in the kitchen, or it’s a mob front, or something.”
“So you think you’re too good to dine at a mob front?” Charlie says.
“Well, I didn’t say that.” Savannah says.
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26 Apr 2026
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Coming out to the Pike's was not the plan for the evening.
It wasn't even in the top 10 list.
And yet, here Shane is, sitting on their living room floor, having fought Rose Landry to get his phone back, and making a Face. He knows he is making a face, he can feel his forehead scrunching and his jaw aching and he can do nothing about it except wait for -
"So who's Lily?!"
Fuck.
This is mostly a series of vignettes focusing on Shane's friendships with Rose, Jackie and Hayden, in that order.
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24 Apr 2026
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Odongai, Or: The Curtain Problem by AstraRisk
Fandoms: The Hands of the Emperor - Victoria Goddard, Nine Worlds - Victoria Goddard, The Red Company Reformed - Victoria Goddard
15 Jun 2022
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How to solve a problem like discussing roommate etiquette when you live with your ex-boss, who is also your ex-head of state and sort of your ex-deity.
Also: Ludvic Omo, in retirement, has some emotions.
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22 Apr 2026
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Shane and Ilya had mutually agreed to keep their whatever-they’re-doing out of Sochi. It was an easy decision to make: this was bigger than any MLH rivalry and definitely bigger than a few hotel hook-ups. There was no room for distractions, not with Olympic gold on the line.
So it’d be really fucking great if their daemons could get on the same page and stop trying to cause an international fucking incident.
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20 Apr 2026
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Off the Record by tintatalk
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07 Mar 2026
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Ilya Rozanov generally enjoys the All-Star Weekend.
The All-Star Weekend means fun and games, and Shane. Lots of Shane.
But when a drunken game of Never Have I Ever reveals more than Ilya ever expected, the entire league discovers there’s more to golden boy Shane Hollander than anyone realised.
Unfortunately for Ilya, he discovers it too.
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16 Apr 2026
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Lately, playing hockey wasn't even as much fun as it used to be. Games were always the highlight, but even that, it didn’t feel as good since his team had been falling apart.
And all that because he came out as gay.
He didn’t really fault them for taking some time to accept it, so Shane let them talk. If that helped them digest the news, so be it.
He let them distance themselves from him, let them gossip around to other teams, let them make him the butt of jokes he didn’t understand.Shane didn’t mind, all things considered.
Everything was fine.
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16 Apr 2026
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Ilya guides them to shift their weight in time with the music. Shane remembers trying to dance with Rose this way. He'd made a valiant attempt, to be sure, but dancing with Ilya now makes it very clear that it was only an attempt, like everything else with her had been. This easy push and pull between him and Ilya, the way Shane lets himself be guided by the gentle pressure on his waist, the way Ilya half-sings the song in a voice meant just for him—this is the real thing, or at least a glimpse of it. He knows there can be more. He wants all of it.
"Fun, yes?" Ilya prompts, never one to let Shane hide his enjoyment.
"Yeah. Fun."
Or: The one where Ilya and Shane finally have a good time together at a club.
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16 Apr 2026
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Today, and Tomorrow After That by hermitknut
Fandoms: Nine Worlds Series - Victoria Goddard
01 Dec 2025
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Conju has a quiet day to himself in Gorjo City.
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15 Apr 2026