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    “It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights,
    It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight!”

    The manor ought to have been silent as the grave when Bruce returned, so it caught him by surprise when he heard a familiar jingle drifting through the empty halls. He paused at the foot of the grand staircase, head tilted to the side as he listened to the Muppet Show theme song jangling away happily. It sounded like it was coming from the first floor, which meant the most likely origin was Dick's bedroom. Which would be fine, if it also wasn't almost three am.

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    What do you do when you come home late and find the orphan you've taken guardianship of is crying alone in his room watching the Muppets?
    You sit your brooding ass down and join him.
    And if you later end up on a talk show with said Muppets and end up embroiled in a running gag about your playboy persona being in a throuple with Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog, well, it's not like anyone's ever going to believe you're Batman now...

    Based on the Tumblr shitpost.

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    The new farmer is not a witch.

    Probably.

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    Desperate not to spend the rest of his days as a corporate drone, Charlie packs up his life and moves to Pelican Town to start a farm. The only thing is, Stardew Valley is full of distractions: stray puppies, nosy neighbors, monster-infested mines, lurking underground horrors. And then there’s the most dangerous distraction of all—the sweet, shy town doctor, who Charlie can’t seem to stop thinking about.

    Harvey came to Pelican Town six years ago with a broken heart, a medical license, and a conviction that his best days were behind him. But when a sunburnt young farmer appears in his clinic one day, he finds himself wondering if his terminal loneliness might be curable, after all.

    Who said country life was simple?

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    07 Mar 2026

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    Bets fic ever

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    So, it didn’t start out like this.

     

    Alfred would scoff at the statement, about how Bruce was trying to justify the whole situation to himself. It had started out as a simple design, black everything with black outlines and black hood. It got a little more intense as the world went on, got wind of his ghost on the streets, and became scared of The Bat . So Bruce got a little more creative with it, Alfred and him had a good laugh over the name, the scare, and Alfred had a vicious streak of humor that he had passed onto his ward-

     

    So now the suit had a visible bat-theme, an insignia to drape in the shadows and to paint across the streets of Gotham.

     

    It only took a year into the whole charade of heroism for Bruce to overhear a conversation between some goons- some low level thug hired by the Riddler this week- about nothing at all pertaining to what the hell the Riddler was doing in the sewers but instead:

    “ The Batman can fly, you know, I’ve seen his wings.”

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    A world where nobody has wings, but people think they do, and that changes everything.

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    The kids convince Steve to take them all to a Renaissance Faire and LARP event.

    Steve has more fun than he admits.

    And then Steve has a LOT more fun than he admits.

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