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“You want to take care of me?” he proffered around a sip of his whiskey. Malfoy patted his thigh and then nodded toward her. “Come on then, sweetheart. Come have a seat so you can take care of Daddy.”
Hermione’s teeth clenched together tightly. She was going to throttle Harry for his asinine ‘by whatever means necessary’ principle.
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Or: A game of Cat and Mouse where both parties think they are the cat and only one of them is correct.
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21 Jul 2026
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Draining Malfoy’s Vault by AMPAudiobooks, SilverDragonGemini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Feb 2025
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Draco had told Hermione to get herself something nice for Valentine’s Day but hadn’t set any sort of limitations on what that entailed. Perhaps if she managed to spend enough money, she could get a rise out of Draco and finally get him to care about dissolving their marriage. What harm was there in taking out two birds with one very expensive stone?
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OR: Hermione’s plan to piss off Draco backfires terribly when her Ministry-appointed husband has an insatiable desire to watch his beloved wife spend his money any way she sees fit.
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23 Jun 2026
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“It doesn’t have to be like this!” she shouted, valiant until the bitter end. “You’re already physically on our side, Malfoy. Just think about how much we could accomplish if you defected and fought with us.”
His face twisted with incredulous outrage as she tried once again to persuade him. “You stupid, relentless little mudblood—”
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Or: Three months is a really long time to be stuck in a safe house together when you're both kind of assholes.
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23 Jun 2026
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If At First You Don't Succeed... by SilverDragonGemini for smutonthebrain
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Apr 2026
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Objectively, the entire arrangement was ridiculous. Hermione was meant to be giving a press conference in five minutes, and instead, she was well on her way to being shagged within an inch of her life by her security detail. Again.
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OR: Head Auror Draco isn’t on the same page as Minister for Magic Hermione about their recent one-night stand. Nothing a bit of forced proximity can’t fix.
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23 Jun 2026
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The Wizengamot had just passed a new Marriage Law that forced all the young wizards and witches to get married.
Draco couldn't find a woman who wanted to be his wife, so he had to accept the person chosen for him by the Ministry.
The only problem was that he didn't want to. Not once he knew who she was.
You can read the Spanish version here.
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27 Apr 2026