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“你得冷静点。”Connor把签字笔盖上，用他顺手在外面打印机拿走的打印纸把那颗糖抓起来团成团，打印纸擦不掉电脑外面的糖渍。而他的安抚对Evan效果也不是很好，Evan还在结结巴巴地说一些我没有生病，这颗糖是我的安慰剂之类的话，Connor用另一只手抓了抓头发，举着手里捏出来的纸团:“没事了，我解决了。只要把它扔掉就行了。”
我知道已经有很多重写第一次见面的文了，所以多一篇也不会嫌多。
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他想养植物的原因有很多，起先是有人送了他一盆仙人掌，为了庆祝心理健康日。Steven把它放在窗台上，其实他没怎么关心它，甚至都没想到过它。然后有一天狂风暴雨，盆栽被打翻碎了一地。他用手把仙人掌捧起来，刺扎了他一手，但他最终救下了它。
然后再次遗忘了它。预警：有g向
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James睡着时被Simon骑上。
James/Simon，前后有意义。
20年旧文我只是卷水仙压抑了，，- Language:
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但丁记起了更多的梦，他试过用手指抠挖地上的泥土，那是一片肥沃的土地，松软的灰烬叠了一层又一层，他怎么都挖不干净，最后被埋在灰烬里，成为了里面的一部分。
乐观点想，这是里面最完整的死法了。要去到那座塔，得杀掉一个军队。这不是夸张的说法，但丁在路上遇到的每一个人都想杀掉他。灵感来自命运2exo日记，dvo无料本放出2
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只是半夜但丁还是醒了，他开始思考:既然有幸运色狼，为什么没有百分百被幸运色狼呢？思考时但丁的手正埋在维吉尔的屁股里，他可以对着披萨发誓，他醒来就是这样的场景，一根手指都没动，否则以后他吃的披萨全都被加黑橄榄。
幸运色狼au，dvo结束后无料本内容放出1（排版可能没本子里好）
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Don't Read This by paroledog
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
22 Feb 2021
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Peter Parker happens upon the strange and disturbing world of Spider-Man Real Person Fiction. He sends a snippet of one such story to Deadpool, thinking they’ll both have a laugh over the weird shit fans get their rocks off to.
Little does he know that XxMrsReynolds69420xX, the undisputed, highly prolific Queen of Spider-Man RPF™, is someone he’s already familiar with.
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Bookmarked by RIDDLEy
09 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
我笑疯了，，Hell, it would’ve been more in character for Wolverine to be the omega leaking Bed Bath & Beyond candle-scented juices out his ass and assembling an MG3 machine gun in sixty seconds to rip through an all-alpha battalion.
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just go for it by a_cry_in_the_wilderness
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
23 May 2023
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Wade's laughing at something a pretty girl with long black hair and a tight dress is saying. His hand is curved around her hip, and her face is tucked against his ear. She’s whispering something that’s probably clever, funny, and sexy and is going to literally charm those tight pants right off him. Peter takes another burning sip of his drink, something strong that Wade had gotten him, and it’s gross, but it also burns in a way he needs because it dulls the twist in his stomach when he sees Wade with people who are actually capable of making a move on him.
The girl is pressing a kiss against Wade’s cheek now, and he’s saying something that’s making her laugh. Peter takes another long drink. Of course, she’s laughing. Wade is immensely funny, not that Peter would ever tell him that. He’s also immensely arrogant and thinks he’s hot shit because he is and Peter wants him so, so bad. Too bad he’s not a hot girl, or a hot guy, just Wade’s weird nerdy college roommate whose been crushing on him for three years.
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the golden dildo by a_cry_in_the_wilderness
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Apr 2023
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“You said that you wanted to fuck me with a golden dildo,” Wade says.
Peter sighs as he scans the page, he’s lost his place again. “I mentioned you hypothetically buying me a very expensive dildo that I would hypothetically use on you. I didn’t say the dildo should or could be molded after me. Also, it was all very, very hypothetical.”
“Well, you owe me one.” Wade grins, all teeth. “So it’s not hypothetical.”
“Wade.” Peter massages between his brows and groans. “You can’t be serious.”
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dollar store sugar baby by a_cry_in_the_wilderness
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Jan 2023
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“I don’t want you to take care of me like that.” Peter says it because he doesn’t - never has. Wade isn’t the first person he’s been with that’s made more than him, hell, his childhood best friend was heir to a multi-million dollar company. If Harry couldn’t pay for his rent, if MJ couldn’t pay for his coffee then like hell - like hell- he would let someone like Wade be the one to break him. To coddle him with his blood-soaked wallet until Peter was too dead-eyed to remember his independence.
“It’s a fucking t-shirt Parker.” Wade snorts. “You’d think I’m offering to buy you a custom Maserati with heated seats and a spider decal on the dash.”
Wade wants to spoil Peter who has no interest in anyone spending money on him. They find bizarre compromises that result in them both learning more about each other.Series
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09 Jul 2026
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figure it out
It's practically enrichment, like taking a dog out to walk. It’s good for Wade’s health probably.
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Mutable Materials by SleepsWithCoyotes
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
16 Feb 2021
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Ever since the field trip that hijacked everything from Peter's genetic profile to his daemon's shape, he's had to hide his entirely-too-recognizable daemon from the world. He doesn't expect to come across a man with an embarrassment of daemons, or maybe...no daemon at all. Is Deadpool as delusional as everyone thinks? He's certainly been helpful, but how long can that last if his reality hinges on the existence of a daemon no one's seen in years?