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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    u/spitefuldeveloper96 • 10 years ago

    not op saying he works with animatronics.. keep ur hands out of charles entertainment cheese!!

    | u/foxybro • 10 years ago
    what me and charles have is none of your business

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    02 Jul 2026

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    “What I find absolutely fascinating,” Riddle said, stalking closer, “is you.” He marched forward, backing Harry up until he was pinned to the cool wall of the common room. “Do you know why?”

    “No. And I’ll be honest here, Riddle, I don’t particularly care.”

    The taller boy grinned at him, small yet infinitely pleased. “That. Right there.” One hand rose and brushed some of Harry’s fringe from his face. “Nathan Ciro was a spineless little boy too afraid of his own shadow to dare even glance in my direction. But you…”

    He leaned closer, “You look at me like you want to stab me.”

    After an accident, Auror Harry Potter wakes up in the body of fourteen year old Nathan Ciro, a tormented Slytherin who recently tried to end his own life. Seeking answers to his strange predicament, Harry returns to Hogwarts, and causes quite the stir through staff and students - especially when they come to realise he is not the same boy as before.

    He tries to avoid suspicion, but as his quest for the truth draws more and more attention to him, Harry begins to think that he might not like what he will discover.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Farah, Shane, and his mom have a statement drafted by the end of the first period of the Boston v. Toronto game. By the time the Raiders are done showering and are pulled for post-game press, everyone with even a passing interest in professional hockey knows that Shane Hollander is an Unrestricted Free Agent looking for a new team.

    Shane watched live as Ilya blinked stupidly, took a few seconds to process, and then quickly answered into the mic. This interview would gain millions of views over the coming months and would be cited as the source of the most chaotic social media rollercoaster the MLH ever had.

    No one knew it then, but the Great MLH Seduction had officially begun.

    *****

    Or: Ilya stays with the Boston Raiders instead of trading to Ottawa. This causes quite a few ripples when Shane finally ends his contract with Montreal.

    Featuring: the Hollander Family's Spreadsheets(TM), professional hockey culture shifts, and a tasteful amount of fraud against the MLH.

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    01 Jul 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 28

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    Ilya: you work with water snakes

    Shane: They’re ray finned fish actually
    Shane: Not reptiles at all
    Shane: Even aquatic snakes have lungs so they must surface to breathe but eels have gills so no need

    Ilya: okay

    Shane: Sorry I know it’s boring

    Ilya: no is okay

     

    or, hockey player Ilya accidentally texts marine biologist Shane and can't seem to stop

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    01 Jul 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 36

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    After a box of old VHS tapes surfaces in Wayne Manor, Bruce Wayne and his family uncover a staggering truth: Danny Fenton—bright, gentle, and impossible—was not only part of Thomas and Martha Wayne’s relationship, but Bruce’s biological father.

    As the Batfamily watches decades of quiet, joyful home videos, Bruce is forced to confront a past he never knew he had: blanket forts and burnt pancakes, stargazing lessons, a love that refused to fit into Gotham’s neat lines, and a man who knew he was running out of time.
    Grieving something he never got to hold, Bruce begins digging into the gaps Danny left behind.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    If you are reading this, it means that Danny is following my emergency plan that we practiced. I’m not safe and neither is he. Please, I beg you, take him to his grandparents at this address.

    Yuna and David Hollander
    2242 Grandview
    Ottawa, Ontario

    If I ever get the chance, I will repay you.

    Please tell him I love him. My parents too. And if you could tell them I’m sorry.

    ~Shane

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    19 Jun 2026

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    The Québec provincial registration portal crashes multiple times because of traffic. It does this every year, like clockwork, and no one is ever surprised. Every year people try to figure out which celebrities have signed up, which big names in hockey may or may not participate. Rumors spread for weeks during the registration process: anonymous athlete sightings, leaked scent profiles, illegal drones trying to map out any new protected zones and flesh out anything that may have changed about the old ones.

    Shane stares at the blinking cursor beside his name.

    SHANE HOLLANDER
    OMEGA CLASSIFICATION VERIFIED
    PREVIOUS PARTICIPATION: NONE

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Seth side-eyed Iris, then snorted a laugh when she made a talking motion with her hand. “Uh huh.”

    « Iris, I saw that. My point is, it is frankly insulting that you immediately assume I did something bad— »

    “Peri broke protocol on its last cargo run,” Iris interrupted loudly.

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    Or, Seth finds out that the surprises never end when your kid is a giant homicidal starship.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Being left unobserved to just do my job was... nice.

    It was nice. This was a nice contract. I didn't think those two words could be put together in that order.

    (Or; Murderbot's latest group of clients are weird. They don't seem at all wary of the potential dangers of the planet, and they're both uncannily aware of how to navigate around SecUnit and completely heedless of the very real threat it poses. Which could mean nothing at all.)

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Jane jokes in the Ottawa WAGs chat about fucking Shane Hollander. It spirals from there.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    "If you need a cat, and you deserve a cat, the universe will make sure that a cat finds you. That's the Cat Distribution System at work," the woman explains.

    "But I don't need a cat," Shane says, baffled.

    "Are you sure?" the bearded guy says, looking down at the box, where Shane is still stroking the kitten's head.

    "Yes?" Shane says, frowning as the kitten rubs its small, bewhiskered cheek against his finger.


    Shane finds a stray kitten; Ilya not so slowly loses his mind.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    "Congratulations, Jackson. You won the war. Your prize? A one-way ticket to the Bronze Age. Good luck surviving my family without a cell phone." — Kronos’s final, petty parting words.

    Percy Jackson just wanted a blue coke, a long nap, and maybe a chance to finally go home. Instead, as the Titan King dissolves into dust, he throws one last, catastrophic screw you and blasts Percy straight back to Ancient Greece.

    But this isn't the romanticized, mythic past Percy's heard about. It’s a chaotic, terrifying era where the gods are at their petty peak, monsters don't stay dead for more than twenty minutes, and demigods are around every corner.

    Equipped with nothing but Riptide, a shirt covered in Titan dust, and a severely depleted supply of patience, Percy tries to navigate a world of the past.
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    The writing in the first 3 chapters is in a different style but after that it's better. so read at least 4 chapters

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Shane didn't hear the rest of Ilya's question. It happened so fast, in the span of a blink. One minute he was staring at his husband and the next he was in a hallway, the momentum of whatever that had moved him causing him to stumble forward. His body collided with the door in front of him, the thud of the impact ringing out into the hallway. 

    "Ow, fuck, what the fuck?" He groaned, steadying himself. "What the hell was that?" 

    A lock clicked, the door in front of him swung open. 

    "Sasha, ya ne khochu..." A voice, so familiar even without the rasp Shane knew it would gain in time that he recognized it instantly, stopped. "Who are you?" 

    "Oh." Shane gasped, his eyes growing wide. There, in front of him, was his husband. Only it wasn't his Ilya, as in the one he was just talking to, the one he woke up next to every morning. This Ilya was a bit smaller, his curls a bit bigger and more wild, younger. His eyes more guarded than the open, adoring blue Shane was used to now. "Oh my god."

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Hesitantly, he brought a hand up and watched a figure from his memories reflected back in front of him copy his movements. When this young Shane in the mirror touched his face, he felt it on his own. He squeezed the skin on his right cheek, feeling distant and disconnected from reality. He continued pinching harder until it stung, only to be disappointed when he didn’t wake up back where he was supposed to be.

    He really was Shane Hollander, aged 22, all over again.

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    Shane Hollander dies in 2022, on the day of his first wedding anniversary with Ilya Rozanov. Somehow, he's transported back nearly a decade into the past, to 2013, his memories and a ring letting him know it was all real. He speaks Russian now, having learned from Ilya in his past life, and has the benefit of hindsight. But does that mean he can really change anything, make things go more smoothly than last time, or will he be forced to fight for his relationship with Ilya for years, having to hide it once again now that he'd just gotten used to living with it openly? What would he do about his family, his friends? As it turns out, even knowledge of the future isn't always enough.

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    29 May 2026

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    Percy Jackson wakes on the shores of the Trojan War and is promptly captured.

    The Greeks think he’s a prize. The sea thinks otherwise.

    When storms answer his temper and thunder refuses to challenge him, the camp reaches a dangerous conclusion: he stands above Olympus. Percy lets them believe it. A god is harder to command than a boy.

    But even gods are drawn into war — and into the orbit of two warriors who kneel in fear long before they ever dare to look at him as anything else.

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    24 May 2026

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    Percy knew he was in over his head even before a group of men, dressed like they were going to win an ancient Greek costume competition, stepped into the cave.
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    When Percy was knocked out on Polyphemus' Island while trying to save his friends, he had no idea that waking up in ancient Greece was an outcome he had to prepare for.
    But here he was, sailing across an unknown sea with a very well known ancient hero, reenacting the Odyssey (of which he knew far to little) and trying not to die. Fun times.
    Meeting the gods (who were wilder, younger and way more vengeful) while attempting to not mess up the future was just the top of the metaphorical iceberg.

    The only good thing? Dreaming about a rather cute boy who always made him smile...

     

    I DO NOT GIVE PERMISSION FOR MY WORK TO BE TRANSLATED OR PUT ON OTHER WEBSITES!

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    22 May 2026

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    Shane wants to figure out if he's gay before he gets drafted—and no, the way he felt when Ilya Rozanov smirked at him with a cigarette between his lips in Saskatchewan has nothing to do with it. Unfortunately, the random guy he hooks up with to try and make sure one way or another takes a picture, and Shane gets outed before the draft. In the ensuing scandal, he goes seventh overall, to Ottawa.

    It turns out, having the worst thing you can think of happen to you when you're seventeen years old can end up being pretty liberating. And land you an unexpected best friend.

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    10 May 2026

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    04 May 2026

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    “Luch-Shane,” Ilya says, catching himself only at the last moment before he breaks their no pet names in the workplace rule. “Why don’t you get some air, yes? We can-”

    Shane’s anxiety takes a quick backseat to annoyance once more, at being handled like a child instead of a grown man, like he hasn’t been doing this just as long as Ilya, like he needs someone to tell him when to take a break.

    Like he deserved to have everything taken away from him because he couldn’t handle it to start with.

    “I’m fine,” he says, voice icy.

    The step he takes away is too big, farther than he meant to get from Ilya’s side, and the air between them feels both charged and icy.

    He isn’t quite bold enough to try and fix it.

    (shane is married and on the same team as his husband) (and all it cost him was his whole career and the life he spent years building beforehand) (but it's fine, really) (it's all so very, very fucking fine)

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    03 May 2026

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    Peter thinks Batman is a bat meta, specifically, a fruit bat. He insists on bringing fresh fruit for The Batman, and occasionally, trail mix and insects for his Birds.

    No one wants to ruin this for Peter.

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    02 May 2026

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