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    A series of oneshots set within Minecraft YouTube. Currently only centered around Etho and Bdubs, I might expand outwards later we'll see.

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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    Grace is a school teacher that keeps having strange dreams about a man from space. Simon is a devout brother of Eden who keeps having dreams about a man who claims to be from Earth.

    As both of their lives get more dangerous, and they become more important to each other, how will their meetings change them? Can they both find the will to keep going? And is the barrier between dreams and reality as strong as they think?

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    27 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 54

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    <WHAT ARE THESE?>
    <WHAT ARE WHAT?>
    <THE DISGUSTING SKELETON CREATURES BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY THAT CLEARLY ALIVE AND MOVING GIANT FANGED SEA MONSTER?>
    <WELL THE FUCKED UP SKELETON IS MY JOB>
    <WHAT KIND OF JOB INVOLVES A GIANT BLOB-FISH-EEL-SKELETON?>
    <THE KIND YOU DONT GET A FUCKING SAY IN>

    Ryland Grace has already saved humanity once.
    Simon has spent most of his life trying to survive what was left of it.

    Separated by improbable distance, impossible timelines, and a computer terminal that should never have been able to connect them, two men who know far too much about sacrifice find themselves sharing research, terrible jokes, increasingly personal conversations, and a problem neither universe should still be alive to have.

    Because somewhere between a dying reality, a blood ocean, and a mission three hundred years in the making, something is trying very hard to close the distance between worlds.

    Unfortunately for the universe, both Ryland Grace and Simon have always had a problem with sacrifices...

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    26 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 20

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    Simon averted his gaze, staring somewhere between Grace’s knees and the dirt beneath his shoes.

    It was funny, in a sort of way, that they wore the same shoes. Who would give the scientist and the experiment the same clothes? It seemed like a waste. Although, maybe for the Eridians, it made more sense that way, so they had to make less… blueprints, or something.

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    In which Grace is trying, and Simon is also trying, and they're both not doing a very good job.

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    25 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    Fuck. He was pathetic. Working for redemption.

    He didn’t even really believe any of Eden’s bullshit in the first place, but here he was! Begging for any hint that he was more than a monster– a Butcher– from the hands of a complete stranger (that he hadn’t even met yet!) and a couple of unusually kind and sentient rocks.

    On top of it all, he kept having these breakdowns over the most basic things. All Adrian had asked was why Simon wasn’t eating properly!

    Because I don’t deserve your kindness! Because I can’t imagine a peaceful life! Because I want to live without owing more than I could possibly pay!

    Because I’m a Butcher!

    A sinner.

     
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    Simon is found by Adrian and a team of Eridians who help him survive his Blood Ocean ordeal and enlist him to help build a biodome for Grace. The burn is so slow.

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    23 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    This was a slippery slope. Slipperier than growing too comfortable on Erid and in the house with Grace. Slipperier than falling into the wrong crowd on Eden and ending up in prison. Slipperier than the blood as it poured in through the gashes of the submarine.

    But he just didn’t care.

    ... OR ...

    Simon wakes up in an unknown place with the scars of his previous life etched onto his skin. As he struggles to pull himself into focus, and listen to the angel living here who's spouting off information, he realizes that the C.O.I. and Eden can no longer reach him. For some reason... that stings. As Simon attempts to get used to his new appearance from his time in the submarine and figure out how to uphold Eden's legacy, Simon realizes that he may have a bigger problem to deal with. The pain from his injuries is manageable, it's the newfound knot in his stomach that's confusing. While Grace is focused on how Simon even ended up on Erid in the first place, Simon spends his time focused on a much brighter, more bubbly individual...

    Aka: Simon POV! YEAAAAAAHHHH!!!

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    23 Jul 2026

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