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You, Me, and the Humanity in Between by JUBE514
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
16 Mar 2022
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Bruce doesn’t know what’s wrong with his child, but he’s pretty sure kids aren’t meant to work like this.
From the day he had looked up into the tops of the circus tent and saw a frightened mirror image of a boy who had just experienced the worst day of his life, Bruce had instantly gone into emergency mode.
The Gotham PD had wanted to pass the boy off into the care of the circus. The circus had mumbled underneath their breaths about superstitions, about not having a boy like that with them, about not being able to handle something like Dick. So GCPD, not knowing what to do, had started talking about one of the handful of overburdened boy homes that handles a majority of Gotham’s unlucky orphans.
All the while, the camera lights flash bright and loud, wanting to know everything.
Bruce couldn’t let that happen.
Not then, not ever again.
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Bruce is trying his best to protect the city that he loves. He doesn't know how exactly his Robins came to be- they're not fully human, not even at all. All he knows is that he wants to keep them safe.
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13 Jun 2026
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A fascinating and wondeffully written batfam fic with its own spin of worldbuilding and an exploration of humanity and family
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Perhaps a little too effective by MomImBusy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
17 Jun 2025
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Inspired by this Tumblr post by abcdefghjklmpqrobin: Au where Batman doesn't want to tell the Justice League his secret identity but it's because he's really embarrassed about the things he's done as Bruce Wayne.
5 times Bruce Wayne made Batman miserable + 1 time he made the Justice League miserable.
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The Brucie Problem™ by Stealthguy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
15 Oct 2025
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He’s vengeance.
He’s the night.
He’s also that guy who once called caviar “sea raisins.”And that's why the JL can't know that he is Bruce(ie) "Catch Me in Gucci Crying to Ariana Grande" Wayne.
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- Part 2 of Batfam Crackfics
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10 Jun 2026
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I love this! I've been searching for fics where bruce didn't want to share his identity out of sheer embarrassment over his brucie persona 🤣
This was amazingly funny. Bruce mentally going through every contingency and mentally rejecting each one in despair, him grabbing onto the melted cowl hoping against hope it would un-melt, every brucie anecdote mentioned.
And the small sweet moment where superman reassured him of their friendship 🥹
Also i relate to the penguin tidbit on a spiritial level
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I was a rebel (but I had a cause) by Ihniwid
Fandoms: DCU, The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman (Movie 2025)
04 Aug 2025
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When someone asks Brucie Wayne what he thinks of Superman using human women to "spread his genes", Batman tells him to think fast.
When Bruce responds by making up an affair, Batman says, Not that fast!
Superman says, What?
Clark Kent says, Absolutely not.
Lois Lane says ...That could work.
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08 Jun 2026
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Funny premise and love the characterization
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OWCA is trying to force Perry to retire from fieldwork after his next completed mission, but Perry has a plan: If he doesn’t arrest or kill his next enemy, then the mission technically isn't completed.
His next nemesis is a man called Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz, and Perry can't stand him.
Obviously, he falls in love.