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    Ilya Rozanov is in love, closeted, catastrophically lonely, and apparently incapable of referring to Shane Hollander in present tense.

    The Centaurs come to a- given the circumstances- reasonable conclusion.

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    Five times the Centaurs thought Ilya Rozanov was mourning his dead wife, and the one time they discovered his wife was actually Shane Hollander.
    Shane, for the record, is alive and really confused.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Shane has an odd conversation with Rozanov over tuna melts.

    In Shane's experience, it is common for his teammates to get hard in the locker room. But Rozanov seems to find that surprising?

    So odd.

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
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    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    “I’m gonna fuck you again now, Shane.” Ilya shifted to lie on his side, pulling Shane with him so that he was spooning him, his hard cock slotting between Shane’s legs in front of him.

    “Oh fuck,” Shane whispered as the head of his cock poked at his abused entrance, pulling away ever so slightly.

    Ilya simply pulled him back, pushing up his leg to expose him further. He then quickly used his hand to position himself before pushing just the tip inside. He returned his hand to Shane’s meaty thigh to keep him open.

    As expected, Shane keened as Ilya pushed forward into his ass.

    “Oh my god, Ilya,” he gasped. “It’s so much.”

    Ilya leaned in to kiss Shane’s neck.

    “I know, baby, I know,” he whispered in his ear. “But you can take it.”

    Ilya watched closely as Shane whimpered and bit his lip again, trying to suppress another whine.

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    Or, Ilya wakes up at 2 a.m. horny as fuck, sees Shane asleep, and decides to make it everyone’s problem.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Hello! This is my first post, although I am a frequent visitor to this subreddit and have been for years. I have loved hockey all my life, but my real guilty pleasure is staying on top of all the behind the scenes gossip. As you can imagine, Scott Hunter kissing his boyfriend on the ice was a huge day for me!

    I recently noticed something with Ilya Rozanov that I don’t think many other people have, and I decided to finally post about it here to see if anyone else shares my opinion. Every hockey fan I’ve talked to in my real life has brushed it off because Rozanov is known as such a womanizer, but I genuinely think he’s in some kind of serious long-term relationship.


    Or the year before Ilya transfers to Ottawa, Shane and Ilya learn three things. Creating a charity is a fuck ton of work, coming out isn’t something you do just once, and the whole world seems to think Ilya Rozanov is in a committed relationship.

    Oh, and Ilya is addicted to Reddit hockey gossip.

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    10 Jun 2026