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Maybe Lando does think about Oscar’s long nails, quite a lot.
“How do you finger yourself with nails this long?” Charles asks, giggling as Oscar’s eyes widen, her cheeks turning red immediately. “Doesn’t it hurt?”
Oh. He’s never thought about them in that way, though.
Or, Lando overhears Oscar telling Charles that masturbating with long nails can be painful, and he offers to help.
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01 Jun 2026
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"Am I the big spoon or the little spoon?"
Dean wants to roll his eyes, but decides it's better not to. "What the hell, Cas? What are you talking about?"
"Well," he starts, even-toned, as he continues to undress slowly before Dean's eyes, "Sam asked me earlier if I was the big spoon or the little spoon."
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14 May 2026
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It starts out as a few rounds of FIFA.
Then, it progresses to a scalp massage.
Then, his index finger hits a knot.
It’s almost rude to have strands of tattered hair amongst that regular sleekness. He’s about to warn the other about it, but if he talks he feels it may come out wrangled - full of tension, or worse, awkwardness.
So.
He just pulls.
And Oscar moans.
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- Part 5 of Formula One Fics
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“Does it ever… stop?”
“It gets quieter,” Lando says. “Sometimes.”
or: Oscar knows what it means to survive alone.
Lando shows him what it feels like not to have to.Series
- Part 5 of landoscar works by this author
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24 Apr 2026
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Since their scare last season, Oscar’s become addicted to scenting Lando.
Part 3 of ‘Nesting in Points’.
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- Part 6 of Omegaverse!
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17 Apr 2026