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    There are several things that the dwarves don't know about the hobbit that is traveling with them. Things that Bilbo is glad to let them find out for themselves along the way.

    The first is that he's prepared for anything. His mother used to quiz him about what he'd do in any situation - from relatives to trolls - and Bilbo never disappointed her with his answers. Riding a pony all day gives him plenty of time to plan for everything.

    The second is that he can throw a stone or any other small object hard enough to embed it several inches into a tree trunk. His accuracy is uncanny even by Shire standards. He's quite proud of it.

    The third is that he doesn't actually say so many proverbs when at home but it seems to annoy the dwarves so he spends time thinking up all the ones he's heard before.

    And last, hobbits scold like it is no one's business. The Dwarves he's traveling with really have no idea what will happen if they truly piss him off.

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    04 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    A possible sequel to the Wonka movie, starting before Willy takes Noodle back to her mother. This time, something else happens than what anyone could expect.

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    23 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    A rewrite of the chocolate drowning scene with a twist

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    23 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    Scrubitt’s abuse is nearly too much for Noodle to bear and Willy has had enough of her being hurt. Cue a plan that surprises even him and completely changes how the movie went and features lots of fluff/angst.

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    21 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 66

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    After his rendezvous with Clone Force 99, rogue Clone Captain Rex, formerly CT-7567 of the Galactic Army of the Republic, is on a mission to find a safe way to deactivate the chips still dormant in his brothers' heads. When he finds a wrecked Venator on the scrapheap planet Bracca, however, he finds a little more than he bargained for...

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    04 Apr 2026