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    “Dude, you have scratches covering your back,” he says. “Literally scabbed over, which means they must’ve bled at some point.”
    “Ah. I please my lover.” Ilya shrugs and pulls his t-shirt on. “Sorry if you don’t know the feeling.”

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    five times their teams find out they're freaks + one time they find out that they're freaks together

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Rose: Shane. I need you to tell me something.

    Shane: Giraffes are thirty times more likely to get hit by lightning than people.

    Rose:
    Rose: Shane wtf that’s not what I meant 😭

    Shane: Oh.

    Or: Rose doesn't know why 80% of her boyfriends turn out to be gay, and 100% of her romantic relationships die. Shane figures it out.

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    07 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 79

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    To be environmentally conscious, Ilya eats his own cum from Shane's pussy. And other things.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Bood:
    Have you looked through our schedule yet?

    Rozanov:
    Shane is dissecting it now
    I know better than to interrupt calendar time
    Or I won’t get my reward

    Bood:
    Not touching that
    Look at our first road day off

    Rozanov:
    Are we going to be stuck in Winnipeg for three days again?
    I will sue

    Hollander:
    Oh God

    Rozanov:
    What???

    Bood:
    We have a day and a half off in Las Vegas
    On Halloween
    Y’all are sorting out the bail funds right? With all that endorsement money

    Hollander:
    Maybe it won’t be that bad?
    Our guys party a lot less than the rest of the league

    Rozanov:
    You have met Bergy and Young, yes?

    Bood:
    Don’t forget Pointy
    And Dillon
    Honestly Haasy could be a wild card too
    Rozanov:
    Do not worry Shane
    Will be good practice for having kids, yes?
    Drunk hockey players are just large toddlers

    Hollander:
    It’s going to be a nightmare

    Bood:
    Lmao yep we’re so cooked 😂

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    The Centaurs have a night off in Las Vegas on Halloween. It goes about as well as one would expect. Told through group chats and social media posts

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    01 Jun 2026

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    @SensCentral✅️

    🚨 BREAKING: Images of text messages between Ottawa Centaurs members leaked!

    An anonymous account had posted images of a text messaging group chat, presumably from a player from the Ottawa Centaurs.

    UPDATE: Just confirmed that there was indeed a condom found by the Ice crew, and in the process of verifying the group chat.

    Images of the group messages below.

    [4 Photos of text messages with group named as "Centaurs (With Coach!(and not yucky pike))"]

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Lily: need a bedtime story?

    Jane: Fuck you.

    Jane: Yes.

    Lily: why don’t you ask your girlfriend this time?

    Shane’s typing bubble pops in and out again, the way he does when he’s overthinking a message. That alone is enough confirmation for Ilya to get half-hard.

    Jane: Maybe I will.

    Lily: say hi for me

    Rose is Hollywood’s favourite doll. Shane likes to organize his toys by shape and colour. And Ilya’s never been good at sharing.

    (Or: Instead of breaking up, Shane and Rose become each other’s beards.)

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    29 May 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 59

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    Hard to be soft, tough to be tender.

    Or: Ilya gets hit with the pussy curse.

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    27 May 2026

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    Cliff knew that this probably violated the promise he made to Roz when he had given him a spare key. It was for emergencies only. He hoped he kept his key privileges after tonight.

    Because throwing a surprise pizza/movie night in Roz’s own home for when he returned to Boston from his father’s funeral in Russia? That probably didn’t count as an emergency.

    But fuck it. Roz was his best friend, and while his father may have sucked, it’s still awful losing a parent. Roz should have his friends here, waiting to support him when he gets back.

    The only thing that could make this better was if Cliff knew who Jane was, so she could be here for him too.

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    26 May 2026

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    Lily
    Send me your schedule
    I will go to things

    Jane
    But act like me

    Lily
    Yes yes
    I will be so boring, you cannot imagine

    Jane
    Fuck off
    What the fuck is going on here
    How did this happen?

    Lily
    I don’t know!
    I do not want your boring life, Hollander

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    Ilya and Shane wake up in each other's bodies a week before the All-Star Game.

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    26 May 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 48

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    Ilya:
    what are you saying to hollander
    what does he say

    Rose:
    I promised him I'm not going to hook up with you
    Bros before hoes

    Ilya:
    shane hollander is not my bro

    Rose:
    No WE'RE bros
    Shane and me
    You're the ho

    Ilya:
    wow
    wow

     

    When Rose Landry and Shane Hollander break up, Ilya Rozanov is determined to help Rose find a new man. It doesn't go exactly how he intended.

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    25 May 2026

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    23 May 2026

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    Faggot Patrol Officer #81 @iEatHollander
    im cryinggf at shane having a candy cig #LETSHANESMOKE2022
    jennie @sh24ies
    SHANE HOLLANDER IS THE LAST PERSON WHO WANTS TO SMOKE YOU SICK FUCK

    Shane Hollander is a poser. There's no denying it.

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    23 May 2026

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    21 May 2026

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    Shane: All this hiding, and we can’t even be together when it really matters?
    Shane: Fuck that. Fuck all of it. I’m coming to Florida.
    Shane: I choose you. Always.

    Ilya: I love you.

    Shane: I love you, too.
    Shane: Are you going to tell me not to come?

    Ilya: Fuck no.
    Ilya: I need you here. Please hurry.

    Shane: I’ll tell the pilot to fly faster ❤️ I’m paying him enough.
    Shane: Don’t drink too much, because we’re going to have a lot of really emotional sex when I get there, and I can’t have your dick going limp on me.

    Ilya: He would NEVER.

    Shane: ❤️

    __________

    Troy: Holy shit.
    Troy: HOLY SHIT.
    Troy: Shane Hollander is naked in your bed.
    Troy: Shane Hollander is NAKED in your bed.

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    18 May 2026

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    He moseyed his way from the garage to the living room, where he was about to greet his husband until he saw—himself. Sat on the couch. With his dog. And Ilya sat on the armchair staring at him.

    He dropped the groceries. “Um…” he began.

    “I’m you from another universe and I got too high and ended up here and I don’t know what to do,” his clone said quickly, as if that explained everything.

    “Oh what the fuck,” Shane whispered to himself, before looking at Ilya with worried eyes.

    Ilya gave a resigned shrug, as if he, too, had given up trying to make sense of the situation. “Marvel shit,” he sighed out.

    or, a Shane/Ilya/Hudson crack fic.

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    13 May 2026

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    A video of Ilya Rozanov goes insanely viral one weekend. It’s him stopped on a red light, riding one of his bright sportscar, windows down with loud music, singing and bobbing along to Bad Bunny songs, an unlit cig between his lips, blissfully aware smoking (pun intended) hot he looks.

    Few days later, he gets modelling/brand offers he gladly accepts to cure his boredom while Shane is out doing his own brand deals. To get Ilya into the mood, directors let him play his own playlists and do his own thing.

    It breaks the internet.

     

    If there’s one thing that Hayden accidentally outing them Shane is thankful for, it’s the fact that he can now stake his claim on Ilya. He just did not expect it’ll be against most of the internet and a quarter of the league.
    (Greatly inspired by those videos of Connor Storrie dancing during his photoshoots that have not left my mind since I watched them.)

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    12 May 2026

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    +1 (617) 555-9214
    [image blurred]
    thinking about u

    +1 (857) 555-4473
    i’m guessing this wasn’t meant for me

    +1 (617) 555-9214
    fuck.

    or: Shane Hollander receives a thirst trap from an unknown number - and absolutely should not reply, especially considering how much he and Ilya Rozanov can’t stand each other in real life.

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    12 May 2026

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    12 May 2026

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    russianstallion messages hollabackgirl on Grindr for some fun, but then they keep showing up at the same places, conveniently right when Boston and Montreal have a game against each other.

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    Shane and Ilya, unbeknownst to each other, are sexting on Grindr while still being rivals on the ice.

    *SMAU that was previously uploaded to twitter is now on ao3 for ease of reading*

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    10 May 2026

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