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An experimental drug is causing hybrids to lose control, so the Z-Team is sent out to deal with the problem. Robert is wise enough to keep Sonar away, but was unaware that he wasn't the only hybrid on the team.
Shark Hybrid Waterboy.
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29 Jun 2026
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Starting college without a dad or a leg was ROUGH. Money's tight, inheritance is running out, and Beef needs to eat too. So when the full ride scholarship came in? Robert didn't hesitate
He'd just have to deal with the new dormmate and whoever else he was gonna be forced to meet
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25 Jun 2026
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Flambae and Waterboy match online dating app.
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14 Jun 2026
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“Damn girl, are you the only known mammal capable of true sustained flight? Because I'm down bat for you."
Something about the way he said it—like he was in on a joke she wasn't—irked her. Malevola grit her teeth and turned to face him, fully prepared to tell him to fuck right off, and then she saw his face.
Oh.
She got it.
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My take on how Sonar and Malevola first met.
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05 Jun 2026
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01 Jun 2026
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How To Accidentally Acquire A Stepdad For Your Kid By Being Miserable And Pathetic by CreativeWolf
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
15 May 2026
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The scene at Crypto Night goes a little differently when Robert goes into labor early.
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Or, what's more terrifying and traumatizing than giving birth alone? Giving birth with only the guy you maimed, humiliated, and arrested there to help, of course!
I was going to figure out a shorter title and have the current one as a joking "alternate title" thing, but it's hilarious so I kept it.
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01 Jun 2026
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Pros: Robert has his shit together, for real this time. Mattress on a real bedframe, check. Therapist regularly visited, check. Outings with friends a few times a week, check.
Cons: Robert is hornier than he’s ever been in his life.
Well, he’s a problem solver. And this problem can be solved with a night at the club and some stranger in his bed. And that stranger turns out to be… Flambae?Series
- Part 3 of An Anonymous Flambert Fic Collection
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25 May 2026
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Robert discovers something about himself, something that was kept from him ever since his mom's disappearance.
He doesn't know what to think of it, but he has a whole team to help him, and a certain wet pool noodle of a guy to depend on.
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Selkie Robert au!
Safe to say, this is my new obsession, and I don't even know where it came from.Bookmarked by Redpipecleaners
20 May 2026
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This went from a Talent Agency AU to me taking full creative liberties. I will be updating regularly!
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Robert thought his life was over.
Burned out, isolated, and haunted by the weight of his past, the former musician reluctantly accepts a job at SDM Studios, a chaotic talent agency desperately searching for its next breakthrough. He expects another dead end. Instead, he meets Herman Phillips, an awkward but astonishingly talented bassist whose raw sincerity begins unraveling the walls Robert spent years building around himself.
As SDM rises from obscurity and the spotlight grows hotter, buried identities, old myths, and impossible emotions begin colliding in ways neither of them can control. What starts as a second chance at music slowly becomes something far more personal.
Set against the chaos of live performances, internet fame, and the pressure of being truly seen, this is a story about love, reinvention, and the terrifying possibility of starting over.
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- Part 1 of Dispatch Talent Agency/Music AU
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15 May 2026
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For many reasons, over many situations, over many shifts Robert has had his head on his desk listening to the worst news unfold around him. Despite this: he’s stuck around. Turns out, becoming and staying a Dispatcher had been the right call. Even after the Shroud Red Ring chaos, even with the Astral Pulse, even with the rebranded suit, Robert doesn’t want to sit in the cockpit anymore. Choosing to sit at a desk instead. Turns out, he reaches and saves more people that way all along.
That is until today.
Or: Robert is placed in charge of an Office Holiday Party, and receives a surprise gift.
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12 May 2026
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After suffering from hypothermia due to his powers not handling cold well, Waterboy and Flambae find themselves in each other's lives and have to learn how to navigate their new dynamic.
A slow burn Waterbae.
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10 May 2026
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One of the main characters - the only surviving witness to a murder - has just woken from a coma. Not only is she entirely cognizant, but the first thing that the subtitles say she asks for is a lawyer.
“What are you fucking giggling about?”
The other person that’s been paying attention is Flambae. He’s right next to Robert on the couch, his arm slung over the top behind his head. One foot is propped up on the other knee, also pointing towards Robert, which has him caged in the corner by the arm rest. It’s probably some fucked-up power move. Robert has been ignoring it just to spite him.
“It’s just not how comas work,” Robert shrugs.
“Right, and you know because you’re a fucking doctor,” Flambae quips back.
“I know because I was in one, asshole.”
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During a quiet night in, Robert realizes that his coma and injuries aren't common knowledge among Z-Team.
Most of them take the information in stride with jokes aplenty.
Flambae does not.
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06 May 2026
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The Z-Team has made it their mission to get Waterboy wasted and Robert has assigned himself as babysitter for the night.
He learns more about both Waterboy and himself in the process.
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05 May 2026
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Robert can't sleep, and it's all because of the memory of Flambae's hand on his waist.
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04 May 2026
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The Prism/Waterboy/Flambae thread running through How It All Goes Off.
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05 Apr 2026
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“We have a…situation,” she explains cautiously, gesturing toward the still-closed door. “We found a group of children.”
“Children?” Robert echoes. “Have you notified the parents?”
“Yeah…” Her nose wrinkles into a worried expression he’s never seen on her face before. It’s as if she’s trying to find a way to tactfully work around what she’s going to say next, which Robert takes as a bad sign for worse news.
Oh, yeah. Now, he’s genuinely worried.
“...And?”
“Well…” Mandy says slowly. She hesitates, as if picking several different ways to phrase the unthinkable before settling with: “They, uh. They named you.”
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In which the multiverse has a little hiccup, which results in Robert Robertson having to take care of his children from alternate lives and send them home.
This will be easy. Right? Right...
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- Part 1 of baby fever AU
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04 Apr 2026
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I Accidentally Got High And All I Got Was This Boyfriend by WooleyWitch
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
22 Apr 2026
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When Robert goes out to get drinks with the Z team he expects an uneventful night, but with them nothing is ever uneventful. When Robert's drink accidentally gets swapped with Sonar's spiked one, Herm is determined to take care of his boss before he can embarrass himself too badly. This should be a relatively simple task, but Robert's determination to get Herm into bed is complicating matters.
In which Robert gets high and Herm fights valiantly to resist his charms and is rewarded for his restraint.
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30 Mar 2026
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While Chad is trying to be a good person by escorting Robert home, they get hit by a superpower that makes it very painful for them to be more than a few feet apart. In trying to figure out how to be together under these new conditions, they learn a lot more about each other and slowly fall in love.
Or, the Reverse Social Distance AU that emmasmoke8 keeps yapping about on Tumblr
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Trigger Warning: Implied/referenced self-harm, body dysmorphic disorder, jokes about murder/suicide, more to be addedSeries
- Part 1 of the reverse social distance au
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27 Feb 2026
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Robert has probably spent, what? Five hundred in total? Just on Herman. Just for Herman. The boy whines as he pauses on the thick toy, rocking back and forth as he reads the donation message, and a hand wraps around his own base. Now he's quick to finish, jerking himself off desperately until he shoots onto his fist. Herm wipes it off, does an outro that sounds practiced and beautiful, and then something changes, and now Robert is alone with him.
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Herman is a camboy on the side. Robert is a desperate pervert on the side as well.
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23 Feb 2026
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19 Feb 2026